Human broke his arm and is upset when he saw that he lose his watch.
Human stub his toe and is crying on the floor. -- Anon Guest
In the early days of their acceptance into the Greater Galactic Alliance, there was a code. HID. Human In Distress. The greater population had yet to understand humans and, to state a point of fact, still don't. Therefore, a human in any kind of physical or mental pain was a cause for viral concern amongst the larger population.
And since humans had a rather... gung-ho attitude to life, the HID Reports attempted to find a pattern.
Galactic Society was quite upset when they eventually found out that there wasn't one.