Mayhem has a job to go to. Chaos has online school to attend. I have a FUCKOFF HUGE MESS to unfuck because we all baked this weekend. I made bread, Chaos made keto-Anzac bikkies with the help of Beloved and I... and Mayhem made bread according to the instructions on the packet.
Turns out bread mix works fine when you use the yeast they include in the kit.
That bread didn't even last 24 hours. It was baked in the afternoon and didn't even make it to the following dawn. I had one slice. ONE. That was it. The rest of the family gorged it into nothing.
As you can understand, there is a huge mess that I've been procrastinating about getting the heck off of my table.
Nothing makes glue like flour and water, and there was a LOT of flour on there. Ohyeah. I took a break from blogging to do the unfuckening and now I have finally taken my coffee and pills so yay.
I now have an 80% clean table that I can potentially do art projects on. We shall see if that is the case in the future.
I owe everyone a story today. Let's get on with it.