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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12543 posts

MCT and how it's saved me

You all know how the Keto Flu has been kicking my butt of late. I'm really knocked about because I had a lot of fat stored in random places in by sad old body1.

And with loss of fat cells comes a loss of water weight (because stored fats also lead to water retention) which means peeing a lot, which also means loss of salt.

Which also means my immune system is knocked a bit off-kilter. Which is probably how my Keto Flu managed to team up with some other Yule Bug and really put me on a low.

But - Beloved and I found a cure. It's basically more fat, but this one is a special fat. It's called MCT - Medium Chain Triglycerides - and it is the magic ingredient.

We're going over the Keto Hump, which is where things stop being all sunshine and rainbows and your body really wants all of that easy, evil carbohydrates to come back. So it chucks a massive shit about it and gives you hell as a direct result.

But... instead of back-sliding and reaching for the chippies... reach for the MCT and eat a spoonful. It is practically a miracle cure.

It's derived from coconut oil, which also contains LCT's2 which are slightly more trouble for the digestive system to use. MCT's are as easy to digest as sugar, but not nearly as addictive. And they make your innards happy because they have an easy fix while they're swapping gears.

I came up with a pretty good metaphor for Keto, last night. Your body is like a steam engine. It's meant to run on coal (aka natural fats) but over the years, the experts have been telling you to use diesel fuel without much in the way of scientific evidence3. This lead to a lot of soot buildup and subsequent engine trouble (read: diabetes, heart attacks, cholesterol buildup, obesity etc) while the experts insisted that the answer was more diesel, less coal, and more and more measures that took away the soot but also caused more engine trouble.

Then some smart bugger figured out how to read the instruction manual. Suddenly, more and more people are realising that coal was the answer the entire time. And existing industries centred around soot removal are kicking up a huge stink and trying to smear coal by any means necessary.

But there's a rising tide of folks also realising that the "low fat, high carb" chant of all doctors (who make their money out of us being sick, BTW) is absolute bullshit. And they're telling their friends. And they're telling their relatives. And they just keep spreading the word.

It's natural to resist the good word, here. We've "known" for more than half a century [The experiments began with rabbits in 1913 and moved on to humans in the 50's] that a diet low in fat and salt, and high in carbohydrates is supposed to be good for us. Now... how much other science from 1913 do we still use in day to day life? And no, I'm not counting the children of Nikola Tesla's work. That man was ahead of his time.

It's not a co-incidence that the incidents of diabetes, heart troubles, obesity, cholesterol and all that noise... rose significantly after the Lipid Theory got into our collective heads.

We've had well over fifty years of LFHC ruining, shortening, and otherwise impairing people's lives. That counts as a mountain of evidence for failure of the experiment in my mind. Beyond time to try a different way.

And for those of you using the Paleo version - which is amazingly close to Keto, by the way - primitive man probably got their MCT out of something that no longer exists in the modern age. Like Aurochs milk or mammoth kidneys or something like that. Now... we get it out of coconuts.

And it's getting late in the morning, so I should go on a walk instead of ranting about proper nutrition.

  1. I'm still draining it out of my bum. The thunder thighs are next! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...

  2. Long Chain Triglycerides, if you didn't already figure it out.

  3. AKA the Lipid Theory, which was debunked almost as soon as it came out, and now qualifies as general ignorance.

Challenge #01441-C346: Stranger Friends

Wander and Sylvia

1) With Stanford Pines

2) With Dipper and Mabel -- Anon Guest

[AN: This will put me one ahead for Yule. Huzzah]

The Stan o' War II, somewhere in the Bermuda triangle...

"Engines on full, Stanley! It's got us in its vortex!"

"They're already on full, poindexter. You want more power, grab an oar and paddle."

"Say, you folks look like you're in a spot of trouble," said a new voice.

The speaker was a hairy, orange... thing... seemingly

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Heavy and Light Keto and how it kicks your butt

Beloved and I are doing heavy Keto, which means that we try to take a maximum of twenty grams of carbs per day.

Light Keto, on the other hand, allows you a maximum of fifty grams of carbs and is a lot easier on the body. You can have more ersatz rice or potato mash, for instance, by doing strange things to cauliflower. You can even have really small doses of actual rice or potato.

People doing Light Keto, for instance, never

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Challenge #01440-C345: Trade Agreements

"Are you trying to seduce me!"

"That depends... is it working?" -- OohLookShiny

Zamree sighed. "Mx Frreep... I can see that your plumage is very pretty, but that's not the best way to found a long-term relationship."

"Is trade, is trade," sang Frreep. "Settle business, mate, raise eggs. For good of all."

Oh dear. "Mx Freep... we're incompatible species. The plumbing will not match. Secondly, my kind do not lay eggs. And third, I am life-bonded with another."

Frreep seemed greatly confused,

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Health check

Saturday is Stabbin' Day for me. When I stick a needle in my finger and do the blood-on-a-stick tests to see how well I'm doing.

Ketone level: 1.9 [Ketonic normal is between 0.5 and 5]
Blood Sugar: 4.5 [Human normal is between 4 and 6]

I may have picked up Lurgi1 from Wet'n'Wild, or from dear little Mayhem... or it may be Keto flu. But whatever it is, I'm feeling a little tiny bit rotten this morning.

It

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Challenge #01439-C344: I Said No

A scientist when captured by the bad guys instead of working for them and having their work used for evil, refuses to work for them. They won't be the cause of innumerable deaths even if it means they suffer. SeaDragon1012

Dr Sally Hopkins woke in comfort, which was a big difference from attempting to fight off three attackers in the rain. She kept her eyes closed and her breathing even. Taking stock.

Good news - they had her in comfort. If they

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Saggy, floppy progress

It is week three on Ketogenics and the fat is melting off of me. And, like all weight loss, it's happening head-downwards.

I have skin hanging off me in deceptive lumps - translated, that means my spare tyres are only visible when I'm upright.

And the really good news is that the melting has gone down to butt level. Once that's finished draining, maybe my thighs will shrink down to a more acceptable minimum.

Both Beloved and I are having real trouble

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Challenge #01438-C343: Paradise is Relative

http://deathcomes4u.tumblr.com/post/153665498898/humans-are-weird

The post: A continuation on the "other planets don't have temperature fluctuations and stuff like earth does" theme including things like humans living on/swimming in volcanic areas, sending humans to the antarctic because drones don't work in the cold, and whenever earthquakes knock everything down building on the same are a again but with better earthquake proofing. -- Anon Guest

[AN: Distracting GIF warning for that link]

Vri'thol was having difficulty with the concept.

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Another big day

School's ending, so of course the party atmosphere skyrockets. Yesterday, it was graduation. Today, it's a trip to Wet and Wild water park for fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.

And since I'm whiter than creamed rice... that means loads of sunblock.

I've cheated a little and got a long-sleeved Rashi shirt. Which means I only have to worry about my hands, face, and pasty white legs. We did the same for Miss Chaos. And since I have a roll-on,

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Challenge #01437-C342: Bringing Home Strays

It is common knowledge that humans crave companionship from cats and dogs. But one day the human rescues a pest animal, insisting the creature is their new companion. -- Anon Guest

The human pack-bonding instinct is a strong one. Always be certain that your human isn't bringing unwanted creatures back to your vessel with it. - From Every Cogniscent's Guide to Human Care and Maintenance.

Something in the human's vacation clothes was moving.

"Dee?" warned Kla'kish. "Have you found a pet?" Pet,

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Small starts

Lots of people who use Ketogenics don't often talk about Ketogenics. Possibly, this is due to the huge amounts of opposition directly related to having everything they know being suddenly wrong.

It's more than a shock to realise that everything you thought was good is actually evil. And it does take a special mind to turn everything upside down.

Attempting to convert people over to the LCHF side doesn't have to be a fight to the death. I found a Keto-recipe app

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Challenge #01436-C341: Bizarre Reactions

Dinosaurs in zero g -- OohLookShiny

Of all the things evolution in space has wrought, of all the new species discovered in long-abandoned space stations... This one definitely took the cake.

They started as small pterosaurs, and their prey were some kind of bipedal herbivore. Like all saurians, they also had feathers. There was also an ample supply of cockroaches, as well as the plants that had once been in the agri section and had since gone wild.

Everything had gone wild.

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A week's difference.

For fairness of data, I'm using three Tuesdays for comparison. This Tuesday, last Tuesday (Nov 29) and the Tuesday before that (Nov 22). And I have the help of my blog entry for the day to gauge my overall mood. With a side helping of contributing factors.

Tuesday, November 22nd:

Weight: 89 kilograms
Diet: Lo Fat Hi Carb
Mood: Pissed off and looking forward to an apocalypse.
Contributing factor: The Muppet just became the alleged leader of the free world.

Tuesday, November

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Challenge #01435-C340: Slow Progress

Don't put my ai into something and expect me to be nice to you. -- SeaDragon1012

"Got'cha body," said Gunther, aka call-me-mister-damnit. "Fac'shree sec'nd."

Grammar was still a sticking point. From what she'd seen of the news channels on this planet, a slurring grammar had become normal. Mary let it slide.

"You checked that it was working, right?"

"Yeh, it pass'd full Diag. And it's gotta r'mote thing so y'ull still do the imp'rtant stuff."

Which meant printing him food. Mary had

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The strangeness of me

I've always known I'm not 'normal', and protest much that there's no such thing. My creativity and whims of creating, aka my Muse, takes me to strange places, sometimes.

My stories, fanfic and professional, are... odd. Just as I am odd.

As a kid, I was "weird". According to the professionals at the time, I was "brilliant but disorganised" and needed something to keep my creativity in one place. Not that that worked very well.

I did not have a wide social

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