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Challenge #04864-M115: Always Welcome

Dex was taking a vacation from the palace with his family. Unfortunately, it becomes quite stormy. But, fortunately, his parents' place wasn't far, and it'd been quite a while since they'd visited the farm. -- Anon Guest

They had been on their way to Waelrin's capital and castle when the threatening storm started to beat their carriage around. The good news, for King Kormwind Arachis Felbourne Whitekeep, tenth of his name (Dex to his friends), was that they were close to Dromlynne. He had his firstborn and heir on his knee and the twin girls, Glee and Hope, playing at his feet. Taking care not to accidentally kick his children, he leaned out the window and called up, "Head for Dunrulin farm, please. It's closer."

"Opa," cheered his son, who had inherited the same name. "We're goin'a Opa!"

The girls squealed, "Opa! Opa! Opa!"

His poor Tulip, who had been trying to doze during the trip, glared at him. Her eyes said, You set them off, you have to settle them.

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Saturday, I Need Stuff

Good news: I can potentially fix my plumbing issues myself.
Bad news: I need to get more shit from Bunnings.

With "on top of the groceries" added, I'm looking at a tight week.

Draft2Digital, in their infinite wisdom, have chosen to add fees and charges to their services. So I shall be migrating all my nonsense to Barnes and Noble self-publishing services. As soon as I figure out how to do that.

It's looking like that's my only option to sell my

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Challenge #04863 -M114: Love of Perfection

A skilled Sculptor has created a beauteous statue of a woman. It is so beauteous that the sculptor has fallen in love with her. And so the Sculptor implores the Gods to bring her to life so that she might become the Sculptor’s wife. Boons from the Gods always come with a price, especially ones reflecting love. And it may be that the Beauteous woman will wish to sculpt the Sculptor into her vision of an ideally aesthetic form… -- Deathshead419

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Friday, Messy Unfucking PLNs

I have bread on. I have A means to unfuck the kitchen drainage on my only. Well. On my only plus Mayhem plus an online Redneck.

There's also a telehealth shrink appointment at a later hour.

...and B'Nar got rejected within 24 hours of pitching.

...yay...

I get to pitch it again tomorrow.

And I have to announce here, and later Patreon, that I am no longer participating in the Archive.

Long story short, the group has had negative growth since its

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Challenge #04862-M113: Fearsome Hero Hunvug

In a Tavern on the outskirts of Pildile, four men gather around a table for drinking, dicing, and a night away from the troubles of the world. Only, all four saw a hero’s exploits first hand, yet, none of them have the same story of what really unfolded… -- Deathshead419

Three beers in, Vaelin muttered, "Bloody heroes..." He took another swig before taking his turn at the dice.

"Aye," rumbled Goran. "Breaking in where they don't barge in, sticking their noses

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Thursday, Last Prep

I have a submission ready to go to the Promptcast, it just needs a last pass to identify all the vocabulary words that need pronunciation guides. Then I go colour-code the singing and send that noise offski.

I have a character who singsongs to avoid stuttering, so giving a cue to the cold reader is helpful.

Good news: I am in the lead for the Promptcast wordcount tally.
Bad news: For all of the five minutes it takes for my "rival" to

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Challenge #04861-M112: The Path to Fates

Deep in the vales of the Winderwrung Crags, legends speak of a beautiful figure whose serenade echoes across the range. Some say this singer leads climbers to their doom, others speak of surviving blizzards by that heavenly voice. One has at last set out to see if the legends hold any truth or are only traveler’s tales… -- Deathshead419

The valley is plentiful, and those who live there know well why every building stands on stilts or pillars. Even the horses

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Wednesday, Rant and Nonsense

I am so close to tagging the leader in the Promptcast wordcount total. If I try really hard, I can be the leader for the glorious two minutes it takes for Zia to overtake me by 80K+

We have fun over there.

I'm focussing on the Promptcast thing this morning, then getting on with the other nonsense.

Nonsense that includes:

  • Sending a polite, "Did you look at the thing?" to the agent that hasn't rejected me yet
  • Pitching B'Nar again, this time
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Challenge #04860-M111: A Little Mercy

At the end of the siege of Kaldorn, when the walls fell, young Jrodha Nosin sought shelter from the invading armies. Jrodha found it in the temple of one of the city’s most prominent gods. Yet while the rage of the invaders faded with Jrodha safely behind the barricade, safety always comes at a price… -- Deathshead419

When the world ended, a child ran for the shelter of Boreas' temple. Her name, when she entered the stone structure, was Jrodha Nosin.

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Tuesday, Patreon, Promptcast and PLNs

I have barely made a start with the Promptcast story for this week, and then only because the starting sentence is part of the prompt. I have Patrons to gift things to, and only a few little things to gift.

Including last week's Promptcast entry. That might have to be the way of things going forward. Given how long it takes me to do a thing for the Promptcast.

I somehow managed to fuck up both my shoulders this morning. I have

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Challenge #04859-M110: The Haunting of Stelgi Manor

Countess Vermyr Stelgi has inherited a substantial tract of land after the death of a distant cousin who had no other heirs. She moves quickly to spruce up the palace, hoping to make it into a summer home owing to the northerly quiet. That involves properly disposing of the departed cousin’s eclectic (some might say ghastly) collection, though some things in that palace might not appreciate being removed… -- Deathshead419

Like most buildings that had been in a family for generations,

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Monday, Convoluted PLNs

I got another shopping trip in my schedule today, and a little extra running-around money from Beloved.

It's up in the air as to whether that money will be spent on fuel or equipment. Both are needed. It depends on where I stop first and what's needed most.

Story shall be happening after I get back from that thing. And I shall make a concerted effort to write the Promptcast thing before the day turns.

Wish me luck because I am already

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Challenge #04858-M109: Hated Unreasonably on Sight

Life's most valuable lessons often come from the strangest places. -- Prompty.

Viscount Kormwind Arachis Felbourne Whitekeep, ninth of his name (aged seven), had been kept busy learning all the things a young Viscount needed to know. Dressage, Dancing, Diplomacy, Archery, Arts, Economics, it went on and on. He was allowed some hours free to spend in his own pursuits. Which, until he needed to replace some art supplies, Kormwind he had spent in the Dojo's library.

He carried his papers, of

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Sunday, Stream, Shenanigans, and FML

I woke up at 2 in the morning to the sound of wildly running water. The toilet tank won't stop filling and flowing, and I can't fathom why the hell it's doing that.

Two hours later, I still have no clue.

When I went out to search for tools, I had to feed the cats. Alas, the kitchen sink was under the supervision of Mayhem, who had put stuff down the drain that needed time to operate.

Since Mayhem was in a

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Challenge #04857-M108: Domesticity

Leave that for somebody else to do. They came, they saw and they left it. -- Prompty.

Some warlords operate on Veni, vedi, vici. The Harukh'ai approached the Elven settlements with, Veni, vidi, ruinam reliqui in mind. At least, they did when the Ormani got around to writing epic poems and studies around it. Several centuries after the the conflicts settled down into hardy perennial territory disputes.

The Harukh'ai had a reason. Taslanae had to wonder why Yinmanou approached the kitchen with

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