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09. Sky Sharks (Featuring Professor Elemental)

davidmichaelbennett:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #9 - Sky Sharks (Featuring Professor Elemental)
Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett and Professor Elemental

“Now they’re eating all our fried fish
And all the seafood that no one will miss
Hundreds of grandparents mourn the loss
Of every Long John Silver tartar sauce”

That’s right y'all…we did a collaborative song with Professor Elemental!

I hear he has one we collaborated with him on coming out in the not-to-distant future tooooo. :3

Hey if you're new to tumblr I have some tips for you

lauren-and-or-loren:

•The site changes format ALL THE TIME WITH NO WARNING. BE READY.

•There’s a new meme every week and you’re just gonna have to get used to seeing it everywhere for a while.

•You are going to care more about social justice, feminism, different sexualities, and the safety of bees than you ever have in your life

•It doesn’t matter who you follow, PORN WILL FIND YOU

•If you get a message from a random person politely telling

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hello-sugar-baby: tahogonyxxx: fettyhurts: 4mysquad: Woman Publicly Sodomized in Gas Station Parking Lot by Cops Because they 'Smelled...

hello-sugar-baby:

tahogonyxxx:

fettyhurts:

4mysquad:

Woman Publicly Sodomized in Gas Station Parking Lot by Cops Because they ‘Smelled Weed’

Charnesia Corley was on her way to the store to get medicine for her sick mother last June when she was detained by police for allegedly running a stop sign. Within minutes, this routine traffic stop turned into a waking nightmare.

The deputy who pulled Corley over asked her to step out of the vehicle after “smelling what he believed to be marijuana.”

However,

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nonwhiteteethteens:

i-partied-with-gatsby:

louisrielforever:

jukadiie:

africanaquarian:

rlyhigh:

rlyhigh:

bukakii:

kingnycjohnson:

mothamelanin:

They’re going to try and kill him.

He’s probably already dead

BOOOOOST THIS

YOOOOO

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

Nigerians are about to save the world


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Governments are gonna kill this guy.

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

The world won’

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Challenge #00930-B199: Ban the Hammer

All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can’t get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer. — IBM maintenance manual, 1925

Taking things apart is easy. Putting them back again, not so much.

So
far, Rael had had lots of practice with the former. He’d found he’d attempted reassembly in the wrong order. Five times.

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Of Vice Quadrant and Streaming Services

davidmichaelbennett:

Hey all, I’ve gotten a few questions regarding Steam Powered Giraffe’s new album The Vice Quadrant and whether or not it will be coming to Spotify and other streaming services.

I thought I’d make a public post about this for all of you who may be interested…

It’s going to be a long one.

Now before I start I don’t want anyone to think this is a weird awkward ungrateful post or anything. I do want

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hobbies masterpost!

killyouranxiety:

a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.

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samcedesfanfiction: pardonmewhileipanic: valosaurus-rex: steffy-beff: avengershood: punkcode: The Boyfriend Experiment (EXPOSED!!) How...

samcedesfanfiction:

pardonmewhileipanic:

valosaurus-rex:

steffy-beff:

avengershood:

punkcode:

The Boyfriend Experiment (EXPOSED!!)

How dare she reject you? How dare she not want to give you her number? So you can study ‘Alone. Together.’ How dare she nicely reject you by saying she has a boyfriend so you don’t feel bad about yourself? You’re ‘fucking sick and tired’ of women saying that they have a boyfriend so you’ll leave them alone? Maybe women are ‘fucking sick and tiredâ€

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adhdsmokescreen: Please pray for the island of Puerto Rico, my people are experiencing one of the biggest droughts they ever have had and...

adhdsmokescreen:

Please pray for the island of Puerto Rico, my people are experiencing one of the biggest droughts they ever have had and the government is alternating 3 days without water allowance and 1 day with water (that means no showers, no tap water, no laundry, no anything). The US gov’t is doing pretty much nothing to help and the US news is of course not talking about it. 

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08. Fire Fire

bee-the-gatekeeper:

emmi-kat:

something-something-robots:

emmi-kat:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #8 - Fire Fire
Written by David Michael Bennett

“Oh it’s such a shame, of all the things to go wrong while out in space”

*deep breath*

*earsplitting fangirl scream*

It’s happening
It’s real

Remember when we thought it was gonna be on MKIII and it wasn’t and at first they didn’t tell us why and we had

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Challenge #00929-B198: Fortifying Education

A Havenworlder finds out that even after reaching the Information Age, with early-warning systems and all the other resources available to a species at such a level of development, tsunamis (“The term refers to several million tonnes of water traveling at two hundred meters per second.”) still killed an average of seven thousand people consistently, every year, over four decades

(last four from 2015)

Th’k’x had to wear full health monitors and have a Medik on standby, just to access

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Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

stevenstelfox:

thesugarhole:

endlesslysherlocked:

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I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

AND YES! I FINISHED IT! :D

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT FUCK

I’M NEARLY FINISHED BITCHES

this is fucking addictive aksldjaklsdj I CAN’T 

imageI did it! omfg! 25 minutes!

ah i forgot i had this in my likes

gonna play it! why

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