The Archive is reading stories and I am attempting to focus on my offerings. Huzzah.
Mostly because there's a four-way tie between winning prompts this week.
I'll figure out the Archive Story when I know what we're all doing.
In the meantime... whatever the heck I'm writing today.
Why were you arrested? /"I severely overworked my employee to the point of collapse while not seeing to their needs."
Wait... I thought you were self employed and had no employees. /"You're right, I don't."
So which employee did you overwork if you don't have any working for you? /"I guess I was the employee."
Okay... that's odd. /"Yeah, I don't belong here." -- The New Guy
[AN: This prompt had to be adjusted for line brevity]
The Galactic Alliance didn't believe
Read more »Yesterday, I had a PLN to take the afternoon off. Then I was called upon to help a writer in the group trim their story down from nearly one thousand words. For a reminder, the upper limit is three hundred and fifty words.
Then I got wrapped up in a collab idea.
And just when I was actually nearly finished with the day's tale, Mayhem needed an emergency shopping run. Sigh.
I'm HOPING to have an afternoon off today. And maybe tomorrow.
Read more »They begged the old hellkin to teach them to fight. True the apprentices were no masters and could teach as well, but he had been the first to actually be KIND to them. He didn't exactly teach them to fight.. as much as he did teach them how to accept life. -- Anon Guest
Everyone knew the daft old cheesemonger with a goat he called a dog. To be fair, the Hellkin's miniature goat certainly believed she was a dog and nothing
Read more »Well I FA'd and FO'd, but the results I found out are not that great.
Other folks have had the problem with Kdenlive, but there's no fix for it yet. Boo and hiss. I might have to find the dev's Discord and ask there.
That's going to take more digging. [tikka tikka noises] Digging done, made a post. Not holding my breath. They did have a Discord, but it looks like it's defunct.
Sigh.
The struggle continueth.
I shall get on with
Read more »There's a reason I'm called Patience. When someone calls me a 'teuf', I don't, normally, hurt them. And I will NEVER hurt a kid. However, I will teach why it's NOT a good idea to call one of my kind such. Sadly, some lessons do hurt, but I've never, happy to say, killed anyone. Though some wished I had before they finally learn. -- Lessons
Sometimes, they asked. "Why is it such a bad word? It's just the short form of a
Read more »The PLN as it was was:
That didn't do buggerall.
I'm going to try rebuilding the video from extant files and see if that works. Then I go searching for solutions if that fails to do the thing.
But first, I go make my offerings. Then I do all the FAFO to try and get my videos back into operation.
Crossing my fingers and hoping for the best.
Read more »The war against the Northern Kingdom has not gone well. Now the remnants of the Southern army ready themselves behind the walls of their final castle, hoping for a miracle to break the siege. -- Deathshead419
They had fallen for one of the classic blunders - never get involved in a land war in the Northlands. Their worst and cruellest general was the very winter itself. Freezing boiling soup before it reached the bowl. Freezing men in their tents. Freezing breath so
Read more »I gotta think up something to say this week. I gotta hit Kdenlive with a hammer. I gotta write a story and I gotta stay aware enough to catch Mayhem's Get-Me-Home message because I am totally daft at paying attention to that flavour of thing.
I'm trying something, and I shall see if it works.
I need to get more supplies, but I also need to wait for payday because all kinds of expensive shit has happened. Not-yay.
BUT at least I
Read more »Read more »Things have not been going well for Ludwig and U-634. An English depth charge knocked out the water pumps, the radio is on the fritz, pumping out static in strange, rhythmic bursts, and there are strange scratches and taps on the sub the Skipper swears is the hull scraping against ice. Yet the bizarre patterns, almost like arcane writing he finds when they surface for air, hints at something deeper, and those noises only grow more insistent by the hour… -- Deathshead419
I'm getting my eyes checked today, and I've already packed an old set of frames in case my lenses need an upgrade. Huzzah.
I owe some stuff to Patreon, though I still don't have a terrible lot. I should throw myself at making Kdenlive work again.
The experiment with the videos should get back online. It's just a matter of having the emotional and intellectual wherewithall to hit that shit with a hammer.
The current chapter of ADT is fighting me a
Read more »Every night for nine weeks a queen dreams of herself being surrounded by nine hooded figures she almost recognizes in the deepest sanctum of an abandoned castle. Each stabs her once until the ninth drives his blade through her heart. Terrified, she begs Wraithvine, and anyone ze might need to help, to find the truth of these nightmares haunting her sleep. -- Deathshead419
It had to be a portent. Every night for nine weeks, the Queen Chrysanthemum had the same dream. A
Read more »I have Extra Shenanigans today. (sparkles manifest with the announcement)
Because just as I was settling to bed, there's an urgent phone call from MeMum. Her power's out and she's hyper-panicking about it. She needs the number for a specific electrical mob. Which I find and give to her.
Then she says, "If I don't call back, come get me."
That... is a very strange instruction. Normal people would say something like, "I'll call if I need you to come get me.
Read more »An airplane vanished over the Amazon rainforest, never to be seen again. The authorities did a perfunctory search, but came up empty, declaring everyone dead. But one child of a businessman lost on the flight isn’t so sure. And so the child sets out alone to find the truth of the disappearance and, perhaps, a parent alive… -- Deathshead419
[AN: I misread this and instantly thought of this thing {Offensensitivity warning for flashing imagery} and now I have to divorce myself
Read more »As I type, I am listening to Antihero go through the chosen ones on stream. Soon enough, I shall have a story for y'all and I shall have the spare time to engage in chosen nonsense.
In between baking the second batch of bread. And icing my ankle.
I made it all the way through yesterday without needing a break. Today, I only made it a couple of hours.
Roses are red
Extinct is Opabinia
I must remind myself
Progress is not