Realm of the InterNutter

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Gifts! Plus getting there ever so slowly

My darlings have delivered unto me enough combined sugar and chocolate to conceivably choke a horse. And I now own a coffee mug so huge that I must be wary of the undertow. It looks like it can hold at least twice the usual amount of caffeine/beverage of choice. Maybe 2.5 times the usual. It's going to be fun finding out what I'm capable of on that much coffee.

I have four out of nineteen of my parcels for Every Girl Deserves Beautiful shipped by air. All items are now in transit, so that's a weight off my shoulders. Two are now in Sydney and, as near as Beloved and I can fathom, being inspected and puzzled over because our import people can't figure out how I could plausibly turn jewellery findings into an offensive weapon.

This is the same mob who let a thumb knife [officially a concealable weapon by Aussie law] through with no qualms whatsoever.

Kinda like how the TSA picks on the Sikhs and Trans whilst letting all the white males [the most dangerous demographic] sail through without a single wand wave. Hell, they let Adam "I blew things up for a living" Savage on an aeroplane with foot long firkin saw blades in his jacket.

If anyone could Macguyver up a deadly weapon out of saw blades and plastic forks, it's that guy.

Anyway, I now have two items in Customs Limbo. Which is now officially an obstacle in the race between China and Burpengary. I have a sneaking suspicion that all nineteen will finally depart Sydney in one huge lump. Which is going to make life interesting for the poor postie.

Or the guy in the parcel truck. I kind'a pity them because I will likely have to sign for each of them individually.

Nineteen times, punch in or scan the parcel number. Nineteen times, hand over the electronic receipt thing. And then I sign that thing and hand it back for the next one.

BUT! I will have enough bits and bobs to make enough interesting earrings to decorate one hundred lovely people at the most. I might have to order more clips immediately, should I become inundated with orders. [I dream, and I dream big]

My plan a the moment is to make an even dozen of each style, so I have a stock to offer, and then make more according to popularity. I'm also planning to offer a free first-timer fact sheet. Things like, "There's no such thing as a clip-on that's 100% comfortable," and more on why. Pros and cons and on and on. It'll cost me nothing to give good clip-on advice.

My weight's back down to a low 94 kilos [the decimal number is lower than 5] so hydration before meals really helps. Lots.

Aaand Beloved and I are getting some investment property. Nothing flash. Not yet. There's a new development of some really fucking ugly hunchback duplexes, out MeMum's way. I find it really ironic that we're going to be owning a place that wouldn't have rented to us back when we were renting.

This will make exactly zero impact on my daily life. It's possibly my habit of desperately trying not to spend loads of money on random shit that allowed us to do the investment property thing in the first place. And we are only getting one of these slum-houses for rich people units, so we're not gloriously wealthy. Not yet.

But it is a sensible, long-term thing to do, because the government's getting really stingy with their alleged 'benefits'. And they're taxing superannuation. Getting into negative gearing and investment stuff is better than hoping the government still has the money owed to you by the time you retire. They can't put your slums rental properties in consolidated revenue and then piss them up a wall. Like they did with Da's retirement funds.

The more I think about it, the more I reckon people are going to realise that their governments aren't doing their jobs so well. The infrastructure is privatised and has gone through that phase where maintenance was not done and it showed. All our taxes are doing is keeping the shirts in Canberra stuffed. And our country twice so.

Challenge #01208-C113: The Battered Knight

http://kelpls.tumblr.com/post/121675020089/i-really-like-the-idea-of-enchanted-suits-of -- Gallifreya

Every time she passed that one suit of armour in the hallway, there was always the smell of Rosemary. Princess Marille had inspected it, once or twice, in her youth. There was not a single scrap of Rosemary anywhere near or inside the shell of that battered old knight.

She had asked her tutors, once, why her family kept that scarred and dented armour when all the other suits of armour were so

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Birthday Embuggerance

Miss Chaos is turning eleven in a little over a week. Her fondest wish is to see Steam Powered Giraffe. That's more than a little beyond our means, right now.

The best I can do for her is to fill her iPad with as much Steam Powered Media as I can.

Her second prize, "purple sparkles", is going to manifest in some hand-crafted jewellery. As soon as I find something suitably purple and sparkly. Fellow relatives are welcome to find as many

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Challenge #01207-C112: Little and Fierce

http://squigglydigg.tumblr.com/post/141864716252/squigglydigg-control-yourself -- Gallifreya

Lewis was relatively easy to calm down. What there was of his fury ebbed quickly and his rational mind prevailed. And Vivi could always restrain him until he saw logic and reason.

Arthur lost count of the number of times that Vivi stopped Lewis from turning some unthinking lout without a brain-to-mouth bypass into grease.

She would begin with physically restraining him. Holding him back from the kind of confrontation that would end

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Challenge #01206-C111: Funny in Context

Someone could have been seriously hurt... But they weren't, so it's funny -- Anon Guest

Rael had could not recall, exactly, why they were in locks and docks. The gravity there was less than reliable in most places, and Shayde was one who seemed to use it to her advantage without any effort whatsoever. Rael had significantly more faith in the safety tether than his own ability to "hang on in time".

Almost all of the humans who worked there for extended

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"Drink it Freddy": the non-alcoholic drinking game

Mayhem and I came up with a stroke of genius, this morning, and it all came out of a bottle of beverage that had been hanging around inside the fridge for a month.

This shit is not due to go off for a year, so we came up with a non-alcoholic drinking game.

To play, you need:

1 shot glass per player
1 stack of trivia questions [Optional, colour spinner if you're using Trivial Pursuit cards]
1 beverage that was clearly a

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Challenge #01205-C110: Unlikely Angels

Betcha Wander's licensed to perform weddings -- Anon Guest

There were a lot more refugees, these days. Seas of people from all sorts of planets, all walks of life. Many of them were camped in line to get enough Orbble Juice to skip to the next galaxy. Some were hoping for enough to just get to the next planet.

Wander was not handling it well. The worst thing in the world was being just as helpless as all the others desperately waiting

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The race is on!

Five of my nineteen parcels for EGDB have cleared China's customs. One's in Sydney, which means it could be here any day now. And, interestingly, it's the one I was stressing the most over.

I have discovered that "left the warehouse" is code for "we're not actually tracking it yet" - which is annoying me a little. With luck and fortune,I should have most, if not all, of my gear here by June at the latest. Then I can work out

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Challenge #01204-C109: Family Comfort

Pick a squad pose

http://croxovergoddess.tumblr.com/post/141221250180/croxovergoddess-my-draw-the-squad-memes-so -- Anon Guest

[AN: This is very much not my strong area. And I'm not drawing anything, I'm writing it. I chose pose #9]

The Spine preferred to malfunction in private. He didn't like his robotic siblings see him fail. He was the sensible one. Their guardian, when things got strange. He kept Rabbit from flying off into her fantasies... mostly... and introduced Hatchy to the world that had changed around

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Beloved is turning into a Fogey!

I actually heard these words issue, unironically, from the lips of my lifemate. "Back in my day..." whilst complaining about how technology was too easy to obtain for either Mayhem or Chaos.

Love, you purchased every single one of those things for our kids. You did it with a song in your heart. You did it with an eager spirit. And now you're complaining that the kids are too casual with them and don't know the first thing about basic tower maintenance.

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Challenge #01203-C108: In-a Museum, With-a Doctor, While-a Crisis Unfolds

When will people learn that the only good Cyberman/Dalek is one that's been totally disembowelled and checked every day? -- Anon Guest

The cavernous space echoed with their footfalls. The exhibits were corpses, or empty armour. Relics of things that destroyed. All within glass cases. All on little plinths. All with informative plaques with information about what they were and where or when they had come from.

The Doctor knew them all.

He added random information to the displays. Telling stories

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Good things and bad things

I woke up to the news that someone I dearly admire was recently sexually assaulted by the TSA in order for the common public good. Apparently flying whilst transgender is equivalent to hijacking an aeroplane and flying it into a building 9_9

I wish I could make it better, but I'm genuinely powerless.

The TSA does absolutely nothing to protect America from Terrorists. What it does do is make travel inconvenient for everyone.

And worse - it happened in Texas. The

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Challenge #01202-C107: Self-fulfilling Prophet

From a human to a pre-industrial sophont (fantasy realm? With a bit of tweaking, might work for Shayde):

My people fought an apocalyptic war that only ended when the impossibly ancient still-warm remnants of a star's death were used to destroy whole cities in a more final way than simply sacking and burning them - or even salting all their fields as well - to stop things like this. Then, we spent generations trying to stop ourselves from continuing it. Turn away

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Continuing hunting

The place where I had once found the big bargain grab bags of assorted beads is called Bargain Place. Thanks to Google, there's only two of them that I know of.

One's in Garden City. The other one's in Strathpine.

I have one more chance, as I know of it, to get these grab bags. If they still exist. And considering the epic amounts of running around I did yesterday... I don't really know if it's worth going there [1 hour round

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Challenge #01201-C106: It'll Be All Right on the Night

The issues of having a head that is not technically attached to one's body -- Gallifreya

Walter Workers were scrambling around like mad things. Lots of boxes were being searched. And Hatchworth was stumbling around without his head.

"This always happens, every time we t-travel by freight!" Rabbit complained. She wasn't so much helping as contributing to the overall mess by throwing the rejects over her shoulder.

"Shut up, it was cheaper." Steve was rapidly working on his phone like he wished

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