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Bayer is suing a whole continent for saving the bees?

Bayer is suing a whole continent for saving the bees?

eviltessmacher:

prince-and-friends:

Followers, friends of followers, friends of THOSE friends, sign this now!

If the bees aren't saved, our lives..ALL of our lives, for that matter, are going to take a huge turn for the worse.

Please, sign this petition. I'm begging you, followers. It only needs 400k signatures. It's so, so close to being completed.

Please, sign it. We

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[ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Dec 2012 and Dec 2013 containing my...

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This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Dec 2012 and Dec 2013 containing my top 40 used words.

Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:

[Because Best of Tumblr only works on picture posts and I am not a picture blog.]

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“The problem with quotes on the internet, is that you can never tell if they are genuine or not.”
-Benjamin Franklin (c/- RecklessPrudence)

(#00363)

“The same thing’s been said about the Galactic Text-nets, though it was attributed to Mark Twain.”

“Really? I’d have thought they’d give it to Confucius.”

“Which one? The lizard, the bug, or the human?”

This resulted in a minute’s worth of

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freelance-adventurer: Seana and I are walking to get our badges for Comic-Con 2013 when a guy dressed like The Spine from Steam Powered...

freelance-adventurer:

Seana and I are walking to get our badges for Comic-Con 2013 when a guy dressed like The Spine from Steam Powered Giraffe walks by.

Seana (staring openly): Is that…?

Me (also staring rudely): Nooo, it’s got to be a cosplayer…

The Spine ( as he passes us with his liquid gold voice): No, it’s me.

Us: ( ゚ Д゚) (゜◇゜)

This pic reminds me of a plotbunny I’ve had rattling around in my back-brain.

Remember how Scooby Doo had

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Fun with (decidedly non-Standard) Units

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon – RecklessPrudence

(#00362)

“Echo!”

The space whirling with birds now filled with imitations of Shayde’s voice saying ‘echo’.

This pleased her no end. “Oh aye, they’re mockin'birds.

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2013: My roundup (FWIW)

Okay, so 2013.

  • I made a resolution that I fucking KEPT for all but one day of the year, and that one’s excusable. (Holy shit!)

  • I wrote 180 000+ words for a trilogy

  • I also wrote 160 000+ words for another book in the same amount of time

  • Which means, if I suddenly decide to quit writing my instant stories [Not bloody likely. Relax, folks!] I can write well over 300K in the space of a year

  • I’ve

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Challenge #00361: Stupid Mammals.

*irritated muttering*  "… Stupid mammals and their ability to function regardless of temperature….“

Cold.

The desire to hibernate was strong, but in this environment, the desire to hibernate could kill. This place was permanently cold. They would sleep and never wake up.

The ship’s human knew this. Given their species-inherent desire to eliminate the Other, the surprising part was how they did not use the current situation to win.

The captain watched in amazement and torpor, as

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teagator: jenniferstolzer: Nailed it. sorry for the long post. I figure it'll get lost in the swell of concert photos. Also on...

teagator:

jenniferstolzer:

Nailed it.

sorry for the long post. I figure it’ll get lost in the swell of concert photos.

Also on DA

Bringing this back because it makes me laugh every time


“Guys, Rabbit’s up a bookcase and won’t come down. Hatchworth’s on fire again. And something deep blue and disgusting is coming out of Pete VI’s lab… WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN YOU LEAVE?!”

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cabbyman:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

unfollovving:

assemble-the-assbutts:

fandom-pride:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT


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HOLY FUCKING COW.


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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

This doesn’t work

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I stand corrected oh dear lord

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Um guys

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shit

I have to see this for myself.

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ha

Every ask will result in either an answer or a story. Answers will happen immediately. Stories happen at the rate of one

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Challenge #00360: Everything Proof Shield

When the greatest weapons and technology does nothing, it’s not always the end of the battle. Sometimes you just have to grab the nearest heavy object and go medieval on your adversary.

She had watched them glide through nukes that did not explode as they were supposed to. She saw both bazookas and bombs fail to ignite in their presence. Even guns would not fire.

The alien invasion did not kill. They didn’t need to. They simply stopped

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