Why Kurt is banned from trying anything he "saw Onkel Wolf do once"
(#00168)
“Kurt, what are you doing?”
“Who? Me?” he quickly hid his hands behind his back. “Nothing much.”
“Isn’t that Todd’s locker?”
Kurt gained a sick and desperate grin. “Why would I be doing something to Todd Tolenski’s locker? It certainly has nothing to do with any interesting kind of prank war.”
Jean glared at him. “You do know you are trying to lie to a telepath…”
“It’s okay. I saw Onkel Wolf do this, once…”
After the
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Girl Genius AU with added Sara :)
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
A fanfic I did based on a fanart comic someone else did :)
Read more »The Brotherhood make a Youtube video that goes viral
(#00167)
“I’munna do it!” the camera dodges through a dark interior, into the bright, snow-filled landscape.
“Don’t fucking do it!” This speaker is the owner of a greasy mullet and wears shirtsleeves and a vest even in the middle of winter. “I swear to God, Toad…“
“I’munna DO it!” the camera pans up to find a skinny boy in a toboggan perched precariously on the roof of a three-storey house.
“How did he even get up there?
Read more »Lurgi has struck
The entire household is at some stage of fighting off the dreaded Lurgi, so I won’t be spending as much time on my writing for the meanwhile.
Chaos is the last to fall/youngest/most needy of the family, so most of my time will be sopped up by caring for an ailing little lass.
I’ll still be trying to do the daily instants, but progress on my trilogy has tanked.
Thanks to everyone for their patience with
Read more »Sara + Kickstarter
(#00166)
“Hi,” said the slightly horsey androgene on the screen. “I’m Sara, but most know me online as TheTallest. I work with the indie film studio Thylacine Films. You might know us from such things as this—”
The dance of the dead hallucination scene from _Gopocalypse, Go, Go!_
“And this—”
The town destruction scene from _It Came From The Other Side_.
“And this—”
Everyone’s favourite scene from _All My Zombies_.
“I’m used to working under the red line, but
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
DS9 AU with kiddie!Odo
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Yet another DS9 AU. I did a lot of them
Read more »Apparently, sharing "weirdest patient I've ever seen" or "you'll never believe what this idiot did and wound up in the ER" stories isn't how...
(#00165)
It’s hard to judge reality when Mom’s a cop, Dad’s a triage nurse, and you’re aspergic. Sure, I got along with the Nypicals (that’s a shortened form of ‘neurotypical folks’) with a combination of rehearsal and elementary anthropology, but there are just some things you don’t know until you get there.
Until I got a sleepover at Bobby Dryland’s house, I thought all families chatted casually about Grousome Murders and Tales From the Idiot
Read more »felicefawn: formerlybunsenturner: firony: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING...
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
How eyeronic
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
Eye see what you did there…
I’m so done with Tumblr.
Who else reckons these awful punsters should be iris‘ted?
Read more »Why Kurt Wagner was banned from Show-And-Tell
(#00164)
There is a rule in classrooms all over the world. When it’s Show and Tell day, beware the kid with the cardboard box. Or the self-motive brown paper bag.
This time, it was Kurt ‘that weirdo’ Wagner with the cardboard box and the optimistic grin.
His record said he used to work in a circus, and you could believe it, the way he oversold all his presentations with carney-level breathless superlatives.
“Ladies and Gentlemen—”
“Let’s skip the preamble, Wagner.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
DS9 AU. It’s a bit dark.
Read more »Tarvek + a frilly maid outfit - do with it what you will. geekhyena (#00163) "Monster delivery!" sang the maid as she entered. "That's...
Tarvek + a frilly maid outfit - do with it what you will.
(#00163)
“Monster delivery!” sang the maid as she entered.
“That’s a monster?”
“That’s a maid?”
The red-head curtseyed. “F’give me sir, but I was told to deliver this green beast to this lab.”
“RHHAAAAAAARRHHH!”
“I did not order a monster.”
“Nor did I.”
“Probably a mix-up at the warehouse again.”
“You stay here -ah- miss. We’ll sort this out in due course.”
Sara stepped out
Tarvek + a frilly maid outfit - do with it what you will.
(#00163)
“Monster delivery!” sang the maid as she entered.
“That’s a monster?”
“That’s a maid?”
The red-head curtseyed. “F’give me sir, but I was told to deliver this green beast to this lab.”
“RHHAAAAAAARRHHH!”
“I did not order a monster.”
“Nor did I.”
“Probably a mix-up at the warehouse again.”
“You stay here -ah- miss. We’ll sort this out in due course.”
Sara stepped out of the cage and spat out her false teeth. “So much for the
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