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Taken from a conversation

“Mad! I’m not mad! Your brain is just too small to see the beauty in my ingenious master plans! - [name], Federally Funded Mad Scientist in Training

(#00173)

"My brain is just fine,” said Stark. “You, on the other hand, have had way too many red bulls and treacle toffees, and definitely not enough sleep.”

Sara wheeled on him. Her pupils were pinpoints and her eyes were red. “SLOWLY I TURNED! Step by step. Inch by inch…”

“Thaaaat’s right,” Stark cooed, staying out of her reach. “Awaaaay from the diabolical engine of… whatever the hell you’ve been building.”

“I’ve figured out how to make it rain MARSHmallows…”

Stark smiled. “Oh goody. I thought it was a death ray, for a second.”

“Well, if a plane gets in the way, there might be problems. Might want to move this thing to the middle of nowhere… Just in case.”

“I’ll make a note,” said Stark. “In the meantime, we have a niiiiiiice comfy little -uh- pillow… nest… thing.” He pointed out the construction using every cushion in the floor, several blankets and a Love Sac™. Three cats had already found it and made it their comfort patch. The one that was awake glared at him in feline insolence. “And we’re going to give you some very special hot chocolate and you can tell me aaaaalllll about making it rain marshmallows.” He gestured urgently to Todd, who was finishing up the dusting of chocolate powder.

“Well, my legs are kinda tired…”

“And I bet you’re thirsty, too.” Stark’s grin was getting a little manic. “You’ve been ranting for hours…” He took the cup from Todd and passed it to Sara. “Todd’s made this for you juuuussssst the way you like it.”

“….tastes a li'l funny…”

“‘Cause it’s made wit’ Stevia,” Todd improvised. “Can’t have too much sugar, yo.”

“…’m also d'tectin’ a soupçon 'f an'ihist'mine…”

Todd caught the cup before she could drop it. “Make a note. Don’t let 'er get to the Red Bulls.”

“Noted and logged,” said Tony Stark.

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Challenge #00172: One Fine Afternoon in the Halls of Higher Education

“When I said that it was nice that you could recite the same dirty limerick in 5 different languages and have it rhyme, I was not asking for a demonstration.”

“Aaaw… but I’m almost up to Pharsi. Do you know how hard it is to rhyme ‘Calcutta’ in Pharsi?”

“No, and I don’t particularly care. We’re supposed to be working on theoretical math, not filthy poetry.”

“…aaaaawwww…”

“Fo-cusss…”

“But this isn’t as much fun.”

“Ai! Focus.”

Sara pouted.

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Challenge #00172: One Fine Afternoon in the Halls of Higher Education

“When I said that it was nice that you could recite the same dirty limerick in 5 different languages and have it rhyme, I was not asking for a demonstration.”

“Aaaw… but I’m almost up to Pharsi. Do you know how hard it is to rhyme ‘Calcutta’ in Pharsi?”

“No, and I don’t particularly care. We’re supposed to be working on theoretical math, not filthy poetry.”

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So hacking is worse than rape?

…dafuq?

The instant I get my twitter working again [idk, it just fails when I get social!justice-y] I’m going to start a bunch of victim-blamey posts all hashtagged #hackingworsethanrape

And I invite you to join me.

Stuff like “Conceal those I/O ports!”

or “What kind of password were you wearing?”

or “Shouldn’t have been that drunk.”

or “It just happens, get over it.”

And, because I’

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Challenge #00171: Ideosyncratic Biology

Prompt: Kurt and/or Sara, or another of the interesting-reactions-to-medications group, meet the infamous Dr. House. (Optional: Dr. McCoy and House in the same room)

It was a discrete, free clinic for mutants. So discrete that you had to know it was there to find it. And that was mostly because of the anti-mutant vitriol regularly flooding the organization’s inbox.

It had been a set of flats in a previous life, but now it held a surgery, two small patient

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What to do if someone is silly enough to buy you an XBox One

I don’t intend on buying one, but my best beloved is one of those people who goes after shiny things, so…

Here’s the idea. Anyone who can figure out nasty ways to sabotage the nefarious edge to the X-box One is free to reblog and add their nasty ideas. The more heinous the better. The goal, of course, is to make Microsoft realize that spying on its clientele is a really bad idea.

If Someone is Silly

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These apparated into our home. I have no recollection of buying them, or otherwise obtaining this (roughly) inch and a half thick stack of...

These apparated into our home.

I have no recollection of buying them, or otherwise obtaining this (roughly) inch and a half thick stack of Harry Potter Cards. No idea who owns them or why they turned up on our overcrowded bookshelf.

They are, however, taking up valuable book space and need a loving home.

  • You must be willing to pay postage

  • First responder gets them

  • Local to Caboolture(Australia) preferred but not necessary

  • Must love Hogwarts ;)

All cards are in good condition,

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Don't bottle things up - bottles can break so easily.

Passive-aggressiveness, biting your tongue to avoid snarky retorts, saying nothing when you should say everything, quiet resentment at others’ criticisms…  being hidden behind a mask can only last so long… even the most peaceful and calm spirits among us have a breaking point.

So who is it that’s ready to blow? Push them over the edge, by either words or deeds. Have ‘em let it all out… rage, scream, bellow, yell accusations and obscenities until

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idonotknowwhatmyusernameshouldbe: pancake-angst: queenofzan: peachymints: For character development of course. I miss my OCs right...

idonotknowwhatmyusernameshouldbe:

pancake-angst:

queenofzan:

peachymints:

For character development of course.

I miss my OCs right now.

happy birthday edwards! your entire family is dead.

MY PROCESS.

Damn it! This sounds exactly like you, Mary Anne!


Reblogging for GPOY

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(in response to today's comic and the feels generated therein) - Before Agatha, Zeetha was close to committing suicide by wilderness/apathy....

(#00169)

She should have known, because it was too quiet. Zeetha had become too used to the sounds of battle to listen for them in the midst of conjugal bliss.

And in the morning, Mechanicsburg was lost.

Not fallen. Not burned. Not destroyed.

Gone.

As if it had never been there.

Many of the armies had fled. A few lost clanks littered the field of former battle and one lone Wolfenbach monitor ship patrolled amongst the clouds.

“…no…” Zeetha breathed. Her heart

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