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Challenge #01130-C033: One Fine Day at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

Magical medical tribulations

http://soluscrow.tumblr.com/post/138200678919/bjornwilde-dragonsinmeliodas-ajmakoko -- Gallifreya

[AN: I heartily advise you read that thread. It's amazing]

Doctor Lilandra Jovel specialised in the diagnosis of the strange, the unusual, and the unexpected. Ever since Monsters came to the surface, there had been all kinds of strange encounters. With equally strange results. And sometimes, the revelation of an old scandal.

"He just eats and eats and eats," said the mother. "But look at him. He's all skin and bones."

Lil raised an eyebrow. The kid had not changed into the patient's smock. They were still wearing their monster-made attire. "Change into the smock, please," Lil intoned.

The kid shook their head, glancing fearfully towards his mother.

"You will examine my son as he is. We have the right to our decency."

Lil stared the mother right in her eye. "Hospital policy decrees that all patients must be in their smocks. If they are not in smocks, they do not get treated. Do you want your son to receive treatment, ma'am?"

At the mother's hesitation, Lil added, "Please keep in mind that all examination sessions are recorded to ensure all patents' security and doctor's proper duty of care."

The mother glared boiling hellfire at Lil and growled, "Of course I want my son to receive treatment," through gritted teeth. "May we request a monsterfibre smock?"

Now there was an odd request. "Why do you need one?" Lil asked the boy.

"...'m allergic t' human fabrics..." mumbled the kid, looking at his toes.

"That wasn't entered on your admissions form," said Lil, checking. "There's laws about complete disclosure."

The mother snatched the folio out of Lil's hands, and scribbled an addition to the form. "Honestly. You forget one thing and they treat you like a criminal around here."

But Lil was already looking through her Truesight monocle. The boy wasn't skinny. He was half-Skeleton. And his - no. Her magic was just starting to come in.

Human clothing would have stopped at the ghostflesh, showing off the fact that she was a girl and not - as her mother assumed - a boy.

"YOU PUT THAT THING AWAY! I NEVER GAVE MY CONSENT FOR MY SON TO BE STARED AT THROUGH THAT... THAT ABOMINATION! IT'S AGAINST OUR RELIGION FOR YOU TO USE THOSE!"

"Ma'am... there's no such religion. You are failing to conceal both an affair with a Skeleton, and a transgender child. As such, it is my legal obligation to notify the authorities unless you stop shrieking right now!"

Silence. Blessed, peaceful silence.

Lil allowed herself a breath. "Now..." she checked the name. "McKaydin... It's perfectly okay to feel like you're wrong, right now. That's your inner self fighting against what everyone tells you what your outer self is. And the hunger is perfectly normal for a Skeleton coming into their magic."

"...'m really part skeleton?" murmured McKaydin.

"Yes. It's undeniable."

Hollow eyes glanced sidelong at the mother. Trying to find a hint that she was not who she pretended to be.

"There must have been some mix-up when he was born."

"She," corrected Lil. "Where there any other apparent boys in your ward?"

Glare. "No," she iced.

"I'm fairly certain someone else would have noticed their son going missing," eased Lil. "Especially from another ward. We can run genetic tests, but all that will do is prove your infidelity. In the meantime, given what I've seen of your treatment of McKaydin... I'm going to have to revoke your parental privilege of medical consent. We will have a counsellor here in half an hour. Please do not make me summon the orderlies."

"...d's that mean i can get shots if i want 'em?" squeaked McKaydin.

Lil fought a wince. Of course the mother would be anti-vax. Of course she would. It just made the train wreck of this kid's life, so far, complete. "Once all the paperwork is filed, yes."

The mother started shrieking like a rabid baboon. Lil did have to summon the orderlies to drag her backwards out of the clinic and into a soft room where she received some super-effective sedatives. She would try to sue, but there would be evidence, by then, of her neglect and mistreatment of her daughter.

A daughter who could successfully attempt to find her Skeleton counter-parent, get whatever vaccinations she liked, and possibly apply to become a liberated minor. A daughter who may very well take off for New Monster Home[1] and never look back.

And more power to her.

[1] Their King is terrible with names.

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The best news EVAR!

I was all ready to go and collect the Plan B skirt from MeMum's, after I collected the kids. And just as the alert goes off for me to take off and fetch my little darlings... I get an email from Hello Cosplay that contained this beautiful information:

["We have sent out your cosplay via DHL Express"]

Of course, I still have to be prepared for it all getting lost in the mail. There is many a slip between Shanghai and Burpengary

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Challenge #01128-C031: The Ghost is the Most

1) Logistical problems of a ghostly boyfriend

2) Mystery Skulls, meet Maestro Leopold (See the animatic for Magic, or if you prefer, substitute Bugs Bunny equivalent) -- Gallifreya

[AN: This puts the overlap down to 24. Plenty to go yet]

1)

"The souflé!" Lewis shrieked, and flew straight for the kitchen.

Unfortunately for both him and Vivi, she was between him and the stove. Vivi shrieked, "Yaugh! Cold!"

Arthur, shedding oven mits, stepped aside to show the finished souflé. "I told you

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Ugh...

Last of the last of the running around, I hope and pray. I have eyedrops, sunscreen, and a tube of the pawpaw stuff. Just in case. I plan on carrying along my little tin can of band-aids and elastoplast. Also just in case.

I've emailed the people at WWWC about transport for foreigners, without much in the way of word in return.

I've emailed the people at Hello Cosplay about Overnighting my finished dress... without much in the way of word in

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Challenge #01127-C030: One Rainy Afternoon in a Charity Depot

http://the-vampire-fish-queen.tumblr.com/post/138114419855/zarla-s-you-know-how-sans-looks-chubby-when-he -- Gallifreya

The storm had soaked them all to the point where they needed something clean, dry and fresh. Luckily the depot they were using as a shelter had plenty.

Sans, Frisk, and Papyrus each excused themselves to undress and at least put some pants on [Frisk insisted on privacy to pull on an oversized, striped turtleneck] and then wrestled with whatever topwear they had found.

Sans, of course, was never happier than when he

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PLNs and high finance

I got my travel insurance settled, yesterday. As well as all the mad dash to get a substitute skirt done with minutes to spare. So to speak.

The price for the finished emergency outfit is literally one tenth the price of the dream dress. Which, I might add, Hello Cosplay is now not sending out until... either today or tomorrow.

I've enquired about them sending it to me by overnight express [since regular post delivers inside 3 weeks] but I haven't heard

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Challenge #01126-C029: The Camping Trip From Hell

Lewis and/or the other Mystery Skulls, attempting to cook with his fire powers -- Gallifreya

The downpour, unforecasted by the weather bureau, continued to thunder down diagonally.

"App still says it should be clear."

"The app can bite my non-corporeal ass," growled Lewis.

Arthur sat staring out of the plastic window, "Don't pack the primus," he said in a mocking falsetto, "the weather's going to be fine. We'll cook everything on a campfire. It'll be fun!"

"Okay," sighed Vivi. "So I

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Cue the Lone Ranger Theme Music

This is the email I got from Hello Cosplay. You can understand that this is nails-down-the-chalkboard stuff for me.

My corset is in transit because I now dwell in the 91Kilo zone. My dress is in limbo.

I had to rush arrangements for the kids because I will be in Boronia Heights, 80K away, getting a kludge skirt together out of whatever we can manage.

At least Spotlight takes Amex.

Alas, I shall also be rushing today's Instant because I only have

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Challenge #01125-C028: Angels in the Alley

http://gothiethefairy.tumblr.com/post/138121665438/ravi-o-li-atomicshitpost-punnyskeleton

!!!!! -- Gallifreya

Don't go to the Underground. Bad things happen to you if you go there. Especially if you are the bad thing. It's where the mobster monsters rule the grimy streets.

It's said that they eat human children.

Five had gone into the tunnel to Monster Mountain. None had been found again.

Frisk had run because there was nowhere left to run to. Even the worst of the bullies would not follow. The Underground

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More lessons learned

Post makeup lesson one: I should have applied vaseline.

It's the little things that "everyone knows" that trip a body up. In this case, "everyone knows" to put vaseline on body hair before applying sticky stuff.

Not I, said the mouse.

Following the usual thing-making, I shall be posting pics of my horrible face again. Be warned.

[Shown here: reassembled clock]

Beloved drilled some holes and we re-screwed in the embellishments. The bell will be pointing towards my rear, so people will

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Challenge #01124-C027: Confession for the Soul

http://soluscrow.tumblr.com/post/138136736084/otpprompts-person-a-of-your-otp-gets-a-lobster

The same prompt as before, with the added corollary-

Bonus OT3: C is the one who put the lobster in A’s pants and doesn’t tell anyone for years.

(With the Mystery Skulls group please. Bonus points for use of the empty skeleton ghost) -Gallifreya

[AN: Aw dang, and I was going to continue yesterday's post with the lobster fallout]

Some years ago.

"It's going to be alright, Arthur," Lewis soothed. "I don't

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Tests and Finessing

Be prepared. This blog contains images that some may find disturbing.

That's right, gentle readers. I finally got my keister in gear and did a makeup test.

But first - a little about what we're doing with the clock.

[Shown here: clock bits]

First, we took off the bell and the two brass feet so we could remove those weird little bracer things. They'd just get in the way.

[Shown here: Red clock insert and belt clips]

This is the result of

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Challenge #01123-C026: Camping Therapy

http://soluscrow.tumblr.com/post/138136736084/otpprompts-person-a-of-your-otp-gets-a-lobster

Person A of your OTP gets a lobster in their pants during a fishing trip (Person B is completely baffled as to how this happens) and Person B attempts to get it out while A screams and hops about. B is laughing so hard they can’t breathe. -- Gallifreya

Frisk's therapist had recommended fishing as an occupation that might get them to talk a little more. And since it was do as the therapist

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Round, round, I'm run around...

Welcome to the Last Mad Dash, the final 80Km relay in the Cosplay 2016.

Today, I am taking my admittedly limited funds to Spotlight to get the best look material for Bitzer's capelet. It has to be warm, because night-time temperatures in Tucson head to the single figures, it has to be woven, because MeMum can't pilot an overlocker, it has to look pretty nice, because Bitzer's a robot with standards, and it has to be cheap because I'm almost broke.

You

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Challenge #01122-C025: The Café of the Lost

It's present day, and the Muses get together for a re-union and catch up. The Muses of poetry also inspire writers by now. -- Knitnan.

[AN: I actually looked them up once upon a time, and they all used to inspire specific kinds of poetry. Now I know Terpsichore gets the dancers and Calliope gets the musicians... but I need to go on a wiki walk to discover who else gets what in the modern day]

The air reeked of coffee and

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