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Challenge #01202-C107: Self-fulfilling Prophet

From a human to a pre-industrial sophont (fantasy realm? With a bit of tweaking, might work for Shayde):

My people fought an apocalyptic war that only ended when the impossibly ancient still-warm remnants of a star's death were used to destroy whole cities in a more final way than simply sacking and burning them - or even salting all their fields as well - to stop things like this. Then, we spent generations trying to stop ourselves from continuing it. Turn away now.

(If Shayde, perhaps changing "spent generations trying to stop ourselves" to "when I left, we were still trying to finally stop doing it entirely" or something?) -- RecklessPrudence

Captured by the Uruk. Bound to their horses with no way out, including the mage's demon, who was like that anyway.

Liah the Paladin flinched under a blow. His armour was on a different horse, and could not protect him.

"See?" said the demon. "If I'd'a been free, I'd have stopped this."

"Enough of your lies, demon," Liah snarled reflexively.

"No talk," growled one of the Uruk.

The demon took offense. "Or what? Yer goin' tae hit us again? Ye ken well that does'nae work on me. I just use yer strength against ye."

This Uruk was sharper than most. "You no talk. Or Grak hurt puny one."

"Don't even think about it," the demon menaced. "You've no idea of the hell you'll unleash from me if ye dare."

This was hilarious to the Uruk. "Spin tale, blackskin. Make Grak laugh."

"My kind are well used tae war. We spent centuries fightin' each other. One war, we fought it over a dot[1]. And all the time, we had th' smartest of us come up wi' new ways tae make destruction. Bombs the likes of which would terrify ye. And one... the worst one... we used the still-warm remains of dead stars tae not only lay waste tae cities and poison the ground, but also poison the people as survived it. Fer a thousand generations and a thousand more, the place where it once was could kill a man should he dare tae walk that ground."

The Uruk around the demon had decided to guard other prisoners. All but Grak, who was held captive by her glowing stare.

"That was almost fifty years ago," singsonged the demon. "Ere I came here, two great nations were makin' more, and more, and more o' those bombs. Enough tae poison all the lands and set their castles on fire, and turn all th' people in'tae shadows on the ground. All ready tae use 'em on each other and their allies and their enemies alike. A war th' likes of which nobody could win because there'd be nowt alive tae declare victory. That's where I'm from, pal. And that's where yer goin' if you dare tae threaten my friends again."

There was an extended silence filled only with the clop of horses' hooves and the gentle patter of Grak's urine running to the ground from his moist saddle. Grak did not say a word. Just spurred his horse a little faster so he could get away from the demon.

Carbuncle, otherwise known as 'the puny one' broke the silence. "That was impressive. I've never seen anyone turned aside with words, before."

All her ferocity died like a fire hit with a flood. "Aye. I keep tellin' ye, kid. There's more'n one way tae get people to do as ye wish." A briefly red glare at Liah. "Sommat I'm still tryin' tae teach others."

"The creature boasts," said Liah. "If it wanted to use such powers, why has it not stopped me chastising you, Carbuncle?"

Carbuncle turned to the demon. "Yes. Why?"

"Because yer allegedly a force fer good. And even heroes have a lot tae learn. And should we survive this," she added, "I could use my powers tae teach you some very important lessons ye will'nae forget. If you really want me to."

It was the first time Carbuncle had seen his lord grow both pale and thoughtful.

"I... will... endeavour to apply some lessons you have already dictated," said Liah. "Upon our survival. You have my solemn word."

Now the demon grinned, showing her sharp, white teeth. "Awright then. 'Ere. Mysterio. Permission tae break me bonds and have at the enemy?"

Carbuncle knew that Mysterio's real name was Tragyk. And why the mage flinched at every time the demon used it. It was a joke. At least to the demon.

"Permission so granted," grated Mysterio.

The demon known as Shayde ran her clows through the rope, which pulled apart like raw fleece.

The Uruk would now have cause to really regret taking them prisoner. Just as the demon foretold.

[1] Humanity really did fight for three hundred years over the placement of a dot above a letter.

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Challenge #01201-C106: It'll Be All Right on the Night

The issues of having a head that is not technically attached to one's body -- Gallifreya

Walter Workers were scrambling around like mad things. Lots of boxes were being searched. And Hatchworth was stumbling around without his head.

"This always happens, every time we t-travel by freight!" Rabbit complained. She wasn't so much helping as contributing to the overall mess by throwing the rejects over her shoulder.

"Shut up, it was cheaper." Steve was rapidly working on his phone like he wished

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Challenge #01199-C104: Statuesque

1) http://nonasuch.tumblr.com/post/141566220050/having-grown-up-in-dc-statues-of-various-dead The statues that come to life

2) Pick another statue, ideally in a different country -- Gallifreya

[AN: This takes the overlap down to 15]

1)

Everyone had agreed that it was the right wings' turn. Well. Everyone in power agreed that it was the right wings' turn. Nobody had listened to the common throng since the last revolution. And since then, those in power had successfully made certain that they would remain in

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Challenge #01198-C103: Pax Haptis

There was more added to the petting post from earlier

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.” -- Gallifreya

They had charged into a human nest that had already been abandoned. Some fired at stationary vehicles. Some fired at mannequins. Some fired because they feared for their lives. But when nothing fired back, the troup took their fingers off their triggers and looked around.

Somehow, the humans had

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Challenge #01197-C102: The Eternal Soldier

http://jewliesparks.tumblr.com/post/131527892833/wwii-era-vampires -- Gallifreya

He should have been 4F because he was 'allergic to sunlight' on his forms. But he told them that if he coated his exposed skin in zinc oxide, and wore sunglasses, he could deal. They gave him gloves to wear. And the fellows in the 40th Foot called him Warpaint. The enemy came to know him as The Ghost, owing to the fact that most of his sunscreen was white-only.

He could pass

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Challenge #01196-C101: I'll Tell You a Tale

Wander Over Yonder, anything inspired by the latest episode - "The Legend" (latest at time of prompting anyway) -- Gallifreya

"...and the second-cousin twice removed is none other than his very own faithful steed!"

"Nuh-uh," said Angela.

"Stop interrupting," said Melodie. "You're ruining my storytelling."

"...gettin' it wrong," murmured Angela.

Melodie vented a growl of frustration. "Seriously? Of course I have everything right. I worked it out."

"'S wrong," insisted Angela.

"Mo-o-o-o-o-o-om! Angela won't let me tell her a story!"

Their mother

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Challenge #01195-C100: Revenge on Holiday

Nemesis, the Goddess of Retribution is having a 'Human Day off' sort of. what happens next? -- KnitNan.

She was discovering many things. First among them was that Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain were to be enjoyed separately. Second was that Pina Coladas weren't all that enjoyable for deities. Third... the world loved a generous tipper.

But without her working on her job, there was an interesting change in humanity.

She watched, idly sipping something rainbow-coloured and highly alcoholic.

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Challenge #01194-C099: Close Encounter of the Petting Kind

http://iopele.tumblr.com/post/141217786307/cosmictuesdays-trynottodrown-zooophagous -- Gallifreya

The problem was that there were humans on this planet, too. The bigger problem was that there were more of them than there were charges in Braxxyx's stunner.

The only plus side was that the humans didn't know this. Or that the stunner was non-lethal. Humans were dangerous to begin with. They were aggressive if they thought you were deadly.

Do not shoot at humans, they are dangerous when offended.

Braxxyx pointed her

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Challenge #01193-C098: Never Hurts to Help

http://mareliini.tumblr.com/post/141201232172/lolshtus-how-i-joined-a-gang-by-accident -- Gallifreya

Sylvia had, once again, made the mistake of looking away from Wander for more than five consecutive seconds. Which meant that he was now missing without a trace.

How had that fuzzy orange weirdo survived before she'd met him?

Meanwhile, Wander was making friends. It didn't matter that they were mean-looking, or in a rough-around-the-edges neighbourhood. All that mattered was that strangers were friends that he'd not yet had the pleasure of meeting.

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Challenge #01192-C097: She Looks Up to Him

http://ectoimp.tumblr.com/post/141134922979/smallangrybean-shitsquiettime-i-think-its

Little and Large is a great dynamic. -- Gallifreya

[AN: I really had enough of Lewis and Vivi for now, so... ROBOTS!And for the sake of clarity, I am emphasising some height differences]

She was small, for a robot. The first one in Walter Manor who Hatchy had to look down at in order to meet her eyes. Not that there was much of a chance at that. She was painfully shy. And equally

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Challenge #01191-C096: About a Monumental Hypocrisy

Another "Satan Reacts": http://www.rawstory.com/2014/01/satanic-temple-unveils-7-foot-goat-headed-baphomet-statue-for-oklahoma-capitol/ -- RecklessPrudence

[AN - a note for my Theistic followers in the YHWH section of the stadium. LaVeyan Satanists are actually a group of atheists who are hell-bent (sorry) on exposing Xtian hypocrisy when it comes to separation of Church and State in the US. They are Satanists in name only. The same way most Xtians are Xtian in name only, especially when it comes to teachings like "love thy neighbour" or

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Challenge #01190-C095: The Journals of Terry Six

http://soggywarmpockets.tumblr.com/post/141055057822/audiencecat-songofsunset-fireandwonder

that one with the regenerating species got more added - a misunderstanding with a much happier result -- Gallifreya

Taken from Journal of Observations: Human reproduction:

There is an ancient Terran song, one of the ones that is hard to get out of the mind-space after it is introduced. There is a refrain within it, Ob la dee, ob la da, life goes on, rah. La la, how the life goes on.

My name is

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Challenge #01188-C093: In Sense'd

1) http://scienceisadesiretoknow.tumblr.com/post/141075139346

2) Remember that mystical "sight" thing the humans have? Well my kid is apparently a fan and now they're trying to do it too. -- Gallifreya

1)

"I keep telling you to invest in aluminium upgrades," Angie sighed, adding just enough coefficient friction to slide Trevor off of the wall mount for the knives. "Why do you keep going near that thing, anyway."

"I couldn't find the paprika."

"We're out. I told you to get

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Challenge #01187-C092: Panning For Golden Moments

The patter of rain on the old stone walkways. The scent of wildflowers emerging in the nearby fields. The distant sounds of explosions from some student mispronouncing an incantation on the other side of the school.

It’s the little things that get you through the day. -- Anon Guest

Kel sighed. Damn her roommate for spiking her sleep potion with Abstract of Melancholia. There was no remedy but time, and staying off of sleep aids for a week.

It was going

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Challenge #01186-C091: An Otherwise Sensible Rescue Machine

[Bad situation] - Send help!

Giant Robot spiders have been dispatched to your location. Your help results may vary. -- RecklessPrudence

Certain things are destined to happen when names are chosen for a child. One could imagine, for example, that an infant named Isambard Kingdom would grow up with something to prove[1].

And when one's mother, in all innocence of the written word, had christened her daughter Arachnia Toxicity Blakethorpe-Smythe... Well. Heads would eventually roll.

A lady of breeding may indeed

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