Realm of the InterNutter

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Challenge #00090: Faith in Humanity...

Tenderness from an unlikely person in an unlikely place.

Ow.

Not fair. The heart-warming speech should have worked. The whole ‘pick on someone your own size’ thing inherent should have at least made them ashamed of themselves.

But no. Sara had to get an ugly of thugs who took her whole shame-on-you speech as an open invitation. At least the kid got away. She’d made certain.

Which left her back open for attack.

_Mental note. Don’t try tricky things that have yet to be combat tested._

Sure, she’d given them a good hiding, but they gave as good as they got. Possibly better, given that they had time to leave her to rot in a dumpster and debunk with all their battered friends.

Sara had extracted herself and was now using her staff as a walking aid. They’d taken her image inducer. If she still had her phone on her, this would have been useful for tracking the idiots down.

Alas, the kid had her phone. And her purse. The spoils of defeat, Sara supposed.

Good thing her credit cards were in her other wallet.

A rather loud muscle car snarled to a slow halt behind her.

“What the hell. Essel?” said Duncan.

“Sara. Louise. Adrien,” she panted. Anger was helping her limp onwards. There might still be a pay phone on the corner. The council was rather lax about removing them from this neighbourhood. Not that the locals didn’t have a hand in their slow demolition. “Currently in no mood for your asinine fecalities, Mr Matthews.”

“Asinine… Wait. You’re tired of my shit?” he laughed. A reedy little giggle. “Where do you come with that?”

“I get polite when I’m angry,” Sara snarled. Five more steps to the visible crest of the hill. Four. Three.

“What happened to you?”

“Civil intervention gone awry. I attempted to rescue a young mutant from a gang of three. They had ten friends. It did not, as you may guess, end well.”

The muscle-car roared. Pulled up in front of her. “Hop in. I’ll get you to somewhere friendlier.”

Sara contemplated the slope down to the remains of the public phone. And the likelyhood of stumbling and tumbling all the way to the bottom of the hill. “I’ll stain your upholstery.”

“It’ll clean.”

“I am a mutant.”

Duncan frowned. Bit his lip. “So’s my baby sister. She ran home with your purse and a hell of a wild story. Way I see it… I owe you. Big time.”

Her purse was in the back seat. Judging by the size and shape, with all the contents intact.

“You never mentioned a sister…” Sara casually checked her bag for new spatter. Clean.

“My family doesn’t talk about her. She… she was born… weird.” Once she had a space blanket out, he helped her drape it around herself, and get settled in the passenger seat. “Bright yellow. And she glows in the dark. All the time. Never figured out how to turn it off. So… She’s been home schooled and tonight, she ran away… ran into trouble… and… um.”

Sara, knowing she was the 'um’, dug into one of her belt-pouches for the calling-card. “She can come to Xavier’s if she wants to. Perhaps with a different name to -ah- spare your somewhat politically vocal family from unnecessary exposure?”

Duncan blushed. He kept his eyes on the road. “It’s genetic, isn’t it? When I have kids, they’re gonna be freak-babies, right?”

“He said to the freak,” added Sara. “One would think that by the time progeny turned up, you would be living in a world of your own making, Mr Matthews. Consider that, the next time you’re standing behind your father when he’s pontificating at the podium.”

He dropped her off at the gates of Xavier’s without another word. Drove off in silence.

Sara didn’t think anything of it. He was a jock. She was lucky he could drive and talk at the same time. Though asking him to chew gum simultaneously may have taxed his abilities.

Logan was already tearing up the drive with a gurney.

She greeted him with a sarcastic, “All hail the conquering hero.”

“Yer chariot awaits,” snarled Logan.

Three days later, the news broke about the Matthews’ family secret 'freak baby’ - age just thirteen - and the hideous scandal it was to find such a thing in the Friends of Humanity’s best spokesperson in the senate.

All because Dunc snapped a selfie with him and his baby sister in the dark and posted it on Facebook.

Dunc was exiled. So was Sophia Matthews, but at least she was exiled to Xavier’s, where she bloomed astonishingly well.

Two weeks after the scandal, Sara received a thankyou card from Duncan Matthews, who was now volunteering at a mutant clinic in Australia.

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Well, this sucks.

I got a court order today. Delivered into my hand. Specifically into the hand of [and I’m quoting the dude who was reading off a script] “the InterNutter who claims to have written a work entitled ‘Misfits’, lately to appear in Google Drive?”

It was a Cease and Desist from Little, Brown Books in general and Stephanie Meyer in particular.

Seems my fic bears an astonishing resemblance to Ms Meyer’s latest series to come

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 20

Continued from yesterday:

  “You like?”

  Scott nodded, trying to hook a piece of stray stringy cheese with his tongue. The little lizard girl giggled, and helped him along his way. Her hands were green and scaly, with webbing stretched between each digit. Claws the colour of blood brushed his chin, and she gasped as a thin trickle of blood followed in her wake.

  “Sorry, sorry mister,” she said, hurriedly trying to wipe it off and smearing it along

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 19

Continued from yesterday:

  For once Rogue wasn’t listening in on the Professor’s conversation. She’d managed to become incredibly adept at avoiding his mental abilities when he wasn’t looking for her, but right now she knew she was being watched after the Legion fiasco. Thus it was Sam with his ear to the door, and Sam who told the new mutants about what was going on.

  They decided as one that they had to go

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Challenge #00089: The Inherent Perils of Silly Season

When glitter goes awry.

Silly Season had started early. It was an excuse for the humans to vent some of their usually-socially-inhibited insanity and to allow things to ‘all hang out’.

Not literally. There had to be standards.

Rael had done his best, with all the other nonhuman JOATs, to make sure the possibility of damage was limited. A certain amount of nonsense was expected, even permitted, during Silly Season. Already, some of the harmless mainstays were occurring.

Not only

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Hi, prompter for the China story. You may want to change "didn't take into account the Earth's motion" in that to "slight error in...

I was working on the idea that the Earth [and the solar system] moves in cycles. Now, our time traveller may have accounted for the motion of the solar system and, by extension, the milky way and the universe [otherwise it would have been a very short story], but the Earth doesn’t have a perfectly synchronized orbit. Even if you account for the 0.25 of a day, Terra a year ago is not quite in the same place relative to

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 18

Continued from yesterday:

  Cyclops and Gambit continued in with Jason. Jason seemed to be coming out of his shock, or at leased he’d stopped muttering, “no names,” and was looking around.

  Cyclops asked him, “Won’t the kids be scared of you?”

  Jason thought for a moment, then shucked off the hospital wear that he wore over his street clothes. “Now they won’t be. The guards drug them before we ever get

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Challenge #00088: Happens Stance

Anywhere in the story: “It happened, and because it happened, it had to exist whether they liked it or not.”

There were thousands of words to describe Shayde. “Annoying” just happened to be in his top five. She had a uniquely twentieth-century disregard for others’ established preferences and his in particular. And this wasn’t the first time he wished inwardly that he had not been the first responder to her spectacular arrival.

Rael found her.

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 17

Continued from yesterday:

  Kurt watched Warren’s broadcast. He wondered if Warren was that naive or if he honestly thought that the Friends of Humanity would not attack a shelter for mutants that was run by a mutant. Xavier was only safe from their attacks due to his government backing, working as a puppet for humanity, and incredibly intense security program. The Humane Foundation would probably die within a week unless Warren had something up his sleeve. And Warren would probably

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Challenge #00087: My Apologies for the Pun

End with this sentence: “No matter what happened after, no one could ever say he’d been subtle about it all.”

Public forums like this were what Clayton Endicott had been born for. He had worked hard to reach his station in the Galactic Standards Committee and his people - humans in general and the people of Earth in particular - needed his voice today.

He was going to filibuster the living spit out of the Generic Food Standards

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars part 16

Continued from yesterday:

  MacAllister flew to the floor in a crumpled heap, barely conscious thanks to a sharp rap on the head from Spiral. Scott bent down to feel for a broken skull, and glowered up at the six-armed woman. However decent that Nightcrawler fellah was, his associate left more than a little to be desired.

  “My teammate?”

  Kurt gestured with the hand not containing his sword, and Alex appeared on cue, bundled in through a side door by a

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 15

Continued from yesterday:

  It was warm. Someone was giving him a *fantastic* massage. Something delicious and full of calories was gently steaming nearby.

  Oh, and he was naked.

  That woke him up in a hurry.

  “Easy, big boy,” said Rita. “You’re here to relax.”

  “But–”

  “Nuh-uh.” She leaned on him. “Not this time. It’s come to my attention that there’s a member of the team who

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