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Challenge #00094: Glee?

Glee, Scott and BIG expectations.

Scott straightened his tie before he knocked on the door. It was one of those doors that had complicated directions to reach. If Sara were here, she’d be humming bits from Phantom of the Opera. Just as well that she was doing something obscure and possibly fascinating somewhere else on the planet.

The name Glee conjured to the brain some chirpy, grown-up version of Orphan Annie. Someone who could burst out into song at a second’s notice and dance at the drop of a hat. Sam’s description of glee conjured up a scruffy-haired troglodyte who had to be reminded to eat. And perhaps wore goth fashions.

Knowing Sara like he did, Scott kept his preconceptions to himself and knocked.

“Enter,” said a clear, high voice. Emotionless.

Scott did as he was bade. It was a small space, largely dominated by file boxes and shelving. His space was diplomatically clear. “Hi,” he said, “I’m Scott Summers.”

“The alliterative ambassador between myself and more nypical jurors, judges and other lawyers, I heard.” She surfaced from behind the monitor and revealed herself to be a stunning beauty. Athletic, favouring the robust side rather than whippy. There were obvious traces of Native American in her features. Her clothes were crisp and clean and without ornament. “Glee Wydham. My great-grandmother was a member of the Cherokee nation before you ask.”

“Get asked a lot?”

“It’s usually the first question. And thankyou for looking me in the eye.”

They shook hands. She tested his strength like any man would. “Well… for want of a better way to explain it… I’ve been practicing.”

“Prescient of you. I approve. I half expected some telegenic lug who breezed through on technicalities and didn’t know the first thing about treating women like people.”

“Thank-you-I-think,” managed Scott.

“Sit,” said Glee. “How good are you at memorizing things?”

“Not that great. Sorry.”

“Your lug score just went up.”

“But you need a friendly lug or you’re going to lose, right?”

“I can work you up some question cards. You know how to ask embarrassing questions? Either for you or for the one on the stand?”

“I’ve… had practice at that, too.”

“Hm. We’ll see. Trial’s this afternoon. I’ll hand you your scripts and you read them. Do you need those glasses?”

“Yes. If I take them off, anything I look at gets blown to bits.”

“Nasty. We’ll find a way to cope. Fortunately Judge Kedishae is sypathetic to the -ah- genetic outliers. Good news for you, good news for us, and especially good news for our client.”

“I have a client already?”

“We have a client. Messy divorce. Wife claims he used his mutant powers to make her marry him. Seeking to introduce multiple counts of rape as well.”

“*Can* he mind-control?”

She looked at him like a dog who had just done a very clever trick. “Smart question. An equally smart question is: how can we tell?” She smiled a rare, venomous smile. “And you have until one PM to figure that out, because that’s when we’re due in court.”

“Fab.” Scott activated some chat software and quickly found Sara. Thank goodness for brilliantly intelligent mutants who rarely slept.

He typed, _Need way to fake a mind-controller into controlling some1. NE hints?_

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Interactive Fiction(s)

The idea behind interactive fiction is thus: if you want to add a bit, you can!

It is not a round robin, you do not have to wait your turn.

I would prefer one big suggestion to ten billion tiny ones. Contrary to popular opinion, I do have a life. I may not always have the time to manage what you generate…

I currently have all my fics on “Anyone with a link can comment” for now. If anyone

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 25

Continued from yesterday:

  The inspectors gathered around General Allistar as Warren knelt by the pinned man.

  “I believe the kid asked a valid question, General,” he said. “Where *is* his sister?”

  “I don’t have to say *anything*,” the general spat.

  One of the other inspectors dialled 911 on her cellular. “Kid accused him of kidnapping. He’s gotta see justice.”

*

  “Boss-lady?”

  Spiral stared on into infinity. She was cradling

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pockyandsugar: IF YOU ARE A GIRL AND READ COMICS REBLOG THIS!!!!! I'm trying to make a point to my friend who is also my artist on this...

pockyandsugar:

IF YOU ARE A GIRL AND READ COMICS REBLOG THIS!!!!!

I’m trying to make a point to my friend who is also my artist on this comic I’m writing. He doesn’t believe girls really read comics. I’m going to prove him wrong! So help me and reblog this across tumblr!

Fan of Excalibur, X-men in general and Nightcrawler in particular. Used to follow Cerebus and many, many “guys” comics.

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Challenge #00093: Pretense

Jean’s greatest failure in attempting to be normal.

New school. New people. Nobody here knew anything about Jeannie Grey. About the voices. About the creepy things that happened around her. About the way she knew things nobody had told another soul.

All under control, now. Professor Xavier had helped her get a grip on her powers. Stop the voices. Stop the things floating around.

She could feel the thin veneer of normalcy cracking under the pressure, sometimes. She’d

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 24

Continued from yesterday:

  Forge’s “mosquito” had returned with Rogue’s biosample. It was the work of an instant to cross-reference it with all known mutants in his database. Well, now, wasn’t that interesting. It seems Mystique had a daughter as well as a son. Forge considered for a moment, then went online. He did have a few online friends, though he knew that with the hoops he went through creating different screen names and profiles

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iamnkoli: eccentric-central: nefermaathotep: theignorantparadox: only 6 notes tho -_- ignorance is bliss I absolutely love this. It's...

iamnkoli:

eccentric-central:

nefermaathotep:

theignorantparadox:

only 6 notes tho -_-

ignorance is bliss

I absolutely love this. It’s real. It’s a simple cartoon that explains the truth.

The things that Black people (or any minority) have tend to get “whitened.”

Very few notes, because only some very bold white people would actually reblog.

Yes, learning about this right now in my global societies class.


Truth

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Daily Opus: Challenge #00092: Long Green

Daily Opus: Challenge #00092: Long Green

internutter:

internutter:

X-Men:Evolution/Girl Genius crossover. Perhaps Forge's dimensional tinkering goes awry yet again? I'd be curious to see as to how you'd do it.... :3

Somewhere outside of Mechanicsburg...

Gil was cold. This was not a surprise because he was in the middle on the very pointy mountain range that was…

[Trying to make this rebloggable by request.]

Is it working?

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Empathy Test

Empathy Test

vanyumm:

0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)
33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42)
53 - 63 is above average
64 - 80 is very high
80 is maximum

If you want to show your followers your result put it in the TAGS

I just took this thing, and I feel a lot of the questions aren’t situational enough to make

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Challenge #00092: Long Green

X-Men:Evolution/Girl Genius crossover.  Perhaps Forge’s dimensional tinkering goes awry yet again?  I’d be curious to see as to how you’d do it…. :3 

Somewhere outside of Mechanicsburg…

Gil was cold. This was not a surprise because he was in the middle on the very pointy mountain range that was part of the geographical defenses of Mechanicsburg. The plus point about being stuck in the middle of an impassable mountain range were thus:

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 23

Continued from yesterday:

  Sweet, melodious music played to the horrific images on the screen. Images of the concentration camps. A woman’s voice spoke.

  “Once upon a time, one race put another race in cages…”

  Skeletal figures. shambling near-ghosts in black and white. Haunted eyes stared at the camera.

  “Just because they were different, this race became the subjects in tests and experiments… and thrown away.”

  Dead bodies in mass graves. Dead bodies in ovens.

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Challenge #00091: Pax Adriens

Sam and Scott, post meltdown, disagree on his view of getting along.

“Sara’s idea?”

“Not… entirely.”

“Hm,” Sam joined Scott on the balcony. “I thought I detected a thumb on the scales.”

“So what? Duncan got everything he deserved and then some.”

“I can’t deny he’d earned some justice,” Sam allowed. “But I’ve always felt you should allow your enemy

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 22

Continued from yesterday:

  Sunset in New York, the buildings painted golden in the light, reaching fingers of shadows streatched across the city.

  Spyke watched the light slide across the landscape from his bed. His soft, warm, bed, so unlike his bunk back at the lab.

  He heard the door to the ward open, heard the footsteps, nearly put his exoskeliton on, just out of habit.

  ‘Evan…’ the soft voice, one so like his aunty.

  He turned, looked at her,

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Challenge #00091: Um... Whoops

Paul, in the visitor’s room, explaining to his parents why his bail was set so high.

“Five thousand dollars?” Dad was shrieking. “Loitering is a bullshit offense. Especially in an abandoned structure. Why the HELL is your bail five thousand freaking dollars?”

“Um… Uh…”

“Spit it out, boy.”

“There’s -ah- someevidenceontapeofplottingrapeandmurder…”

Dad’s face when deadly pale. “You stupid little shit…”

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 21

Continued from yesterday:

  Storm was in shock.

  She felt… she felt… she wasn’t entirly sure what she felt.

  Her nephew, her darling, baby, nephew…

  Oh Evan, what did they *do* to you!

  It was her fault, of course. If only she had looked harder… seen the signs… tried harder… if only…

  ‘Uh… hi Miss Storm! You OK?’

  Storm lifted her head up, blinking rapidly to clear away the tears.

  'Jamie?

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