Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Are you really Neil Gaiman? I am feeling very suspicious.

betterbemeta:

neil-gaiman:

Ah, you’ve caught me. I am an international consortium of playboys, who have banded together to fight crime anonymously. “Neil Gaiman” is merely an identity we use when necessary to gain entry to underground lairs and casinos.

But I thought the real Neil Gaiman was a hive mind too vast and terrible for meat creatures to contemplate, around which the universe wobbles in dry-mouthed orbit.

Nah, nah. Neil Gaiman is a gang of cats and one species-dysmorphic guinea pig(ze plays the hair) who masquerade as a human. Think; you rarely see them walking…

temperpaints: grindylowefic: studioafh: Oh my God. A publisher replied. They love the first chapters I sent them. They want to publish my...

temperpaints:

grindylowefic:

studioafh:

Oh my God.

A publisher replied.

They love the first chapters I sent them.

They want to publish my novel.

My novel.

Oh my God.

Wow seriously???? That’s awesome!!! Congratulations! 

I fuckin’ TOLD you!! Mega congratulations!!

YES! Grats to you, studioafh. You have already gone further than I ever dared.

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Short stories, going cheap!

Short stories, going cheap!

To celebrate the launch of the Hevun’s Child trilogy [Book 1 - Hevun’s Rebel - now in all good eBook stores everywhere] I have reduced the price of my short tales to a mere ninety-nine cents US.

Mainly because they won’t be my chief source of literary income for very much longer.

I have marked late January/early February as the time window for the launch of the second book in the

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One other Clarke's Third Law thing.

So, there’s Clarke’s Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Then there’s what I first ran across attributed (in a Uni textbook, no less!) as Murphy’s reformulation of Clarke’s law: Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Then there’s what is in the textbook as a Programmers’ restatement of Murphy’s reformulation of Clarke: Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration.

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A friend of mine once remarked that when he was growing up, he thought that he was either going to die before he reached adulthood, or he'd...

A friend of mine once remarked that when he was growing up, he thought that he was either going to die before he reached adulthood, or he’d grow up to be a nondisabled person. The lack of disabled people on screen taught him that people like him only existed inside the walls of the hospital he visited regularly, and his special school. He had no idea disabled people came in adult form because he’d simply never seen any.

The Politics

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littleredhasalife: cumberlockme: Ok guys so I am doing a science. It's for my sexuality unit of my psychology class. I want you to Reblog...

littleredhasalife:

cumberlockme:

Ok guys so I am doing a science.
It’s for my sexuality unit of my psychology class.

I want you to Reblog this post if you’ve heard AND believe in the existence of Asexuality.

I want you to like this post if you have either never heard the term, or if you don’t believe in it.

Please help with the science.
Thanks

Demisexual here, so yes.

I’m aware of and have passing knowledge about pretty

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NOW AVAILABLE IN GOOD EBOOK STORES EVERYWHERE! Sahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it blew up. She, like...

NOW AVAILABLE IN GOOD EBOOK STORES EVERYWHERE!

Sahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it blew up. She, like all the other tunnel rats, closed her hands over her ears and stayed rigidly stock still until the echoes died down. Alarms, shrill and piping to human ears, were still filling the air with their near-musical noise.

She knew what to do. Follow procedure, and maybe nobody would get hurt.

No smoke in the air. Good. She

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Challenge #00309: The Body Language Gap

(Well, you mentioned prior experience in that last snippet, so…)

T'reka and hugs.

(also if the story you mentioned being sparked from that gets written, I totally want in on your beta reading list and will probably buy it multiple times)

[AN: After I finish writing the Hevun’s Child series I will be working on The Amity Incident. 120K word goal. But before that, I think I deserve a week’s rest, don’t you?]

There was

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Also on a gravestone.

It is said that life is a comedy to those who think,
And a tragedy to those who feel.  I never could figure out
Which it was for me.  May you have better luck. – RecklessPrudence

(#00308)

T-shirts had made a comeback, though many cogniscents who had taken them up had not grasped some of the basic concepts. Like, they had to feature something witty, controversial, or downright offensive.

Some, Rael noted, had gone for profound.

Shayde, sporting one that read, Life

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Darvan, as usual, tried to trip up everyone and making it look like it was never him. Sahra had learned early to stay out of his reach. For...

Darvan, as usual, tried to trip up everyone and making it look like it was never him. Sahra had learned early to stay out of his reach. For some reason, this only made him madder and more and more set on getting her hurt.

Stupid Duvi.

She got the babies tucked up and crawled in with them. They might smell, but Darvan wouldn’t dare come after her to hurt her if she was in tight with them.

But Duvi had

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