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mrpeabodyandsherman: internutter: Maxxie03 Tumblr.: Translation trailer 'Mr. Peabody and Sherman' maxxie03: Black man: Mr. Peabody,...

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Maxxie03 Tumblr.: Translation trailer ‘Mr. Peabody and Sherman’

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Black man: Mr. Peabody, you’re nobel prize winner in physics

FROM THE CREATORS OF: HTTYD, MADAGASCAR, SHREK

Black man: Famous explorer

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE LION KING

Black man: And Olympic champion in broad jumping. Are you ready for everything that needs to be done to raise a human…

I replayed the ad for a bit [ich kann nicht verspreche Deutche…] but I’m pretty sure the Princess’ name is Hatshepsut.

You know, famous historical cross-dresser. Who was VERY BROWN INDEED (cough).

Still… it’s miles better than Cleopatra, I guess 9_9

Mind you, given the limited number of famous Egyptian queens [Thanks, Manwashing!] they had to pick one out of Cleopatra, Nefertiti and Hatshepsut. So why pick the brownest of the three [If you check, Nefertiti was white-passing] for a BLONDE EUROPEAN-DESCENDED child to pass as?

I hope this is just translation errata or my deafness getting involved but… can we please stop trying to rewrite the best-known African civilization as No They Were Really White All Along? Or is that just too hard?

I am now praying that this is the ONLY historical inaccuracy in a film about freaking time travel.

It’s not actually Hatshepsut - it’s the blonde girl from Sherman’s class who’s pretending to be Hatshepsut. :)

You’d think the rest of the native time residents would notice the obvious skin disparity, no?

Plus I was complaining that a very white kid could plausibly carry off a disguise as a very brown princess by apparently putting on a wig.

Either paper-thin disguises are a thing in this film (very plausible) or someone very obviously didn’t do any homework (also plausible and rather irritating).

Also, can we talk about how Sherman’s classroom has exactly one token representative POC present while everyone else seems to be brown-haired brown-eyed cookie-cutter white kids? Or how Penny is apparently using POC as stage dressing?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m prepared to fully love the movie… but… I’m finding a few elements more than a little problematic. Problematic things coming from people who should know better only serve to perpetuate problematic thoughts and attitudes amongst the folks who see them.

I could go on and on about that, but I’ll wait until I see more than the few minutes of footage available.

femmesandfamily: This is a story about my baby, and their hat. They got this hat a while ago. They were so excited. Not only did they...

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This is a story about my baby, and their hat.

They got this hat a while ago.  They were so excited.  Not only did they look super cute in it, but it also helped with gendery feels.  It proclaimed their identity as a boy.  Their boyhood is incredibly important to them.

They used to wear this hat all the time.  They saved up to buy it.  It made them feel powerful and handsome.  They’d look up at me from under

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Maxxie03 Tumblr.: Translation trailer 'Mr. Peabody and Sherman'

Maxxie03 Tumblr.: Translation trailer ‘Mr. Peabody and Sherman’

maxxie03:

Black man: Mr. Peabody, you're nobel prize winner in physics

FROM THE CREATORS OF: HTTYD, MADAGASCAR, SHREK

Black man: Famous explorer

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE LION KING

Black man: And Olympic champion in broad jumping. Are you ready for everything that needs to be done to raise a human…

I replayed the ad for a bit [ich kann nicht verspreche Deutche...] but I’m pretty sure the Princess’ name

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FOUR DAYS TO GO Sahra was starting to get pins and needles in her hands and feet when a supervisor turned up. She knew better than to look...

FOUR DAYS TO GO

Sahra was starting to get pins and needles in her hands and feet when a supervisor turned up. She knew better than to look at them. Looking was a sign of aggression.

Well. Two dozen little rats all lined up in neat rows,” said the supervisor. Their boots stopped roughly in the middle of the area where they were all parked. “Who lead you all to this place?

Sahra felt more than saw the

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A corollary to Clarke's Third Law

Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don’t understand it. – RecklessPrudence

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Through a series of unfortunately predictable events, they were now stuck in the middle of nowhere with inadequate camping supplies, a cubic meter of marshmallows, three idiots and a whole bunch of electronica that was out of their service area and therefore as useful as a meringue umbrella.

Miri didn’t bother listening to the arguments since they had got cyclical. What

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Another corallary to Clarke's Third Law

Any sufficiently advanced psychological warfare is indistinguishable from a hostile paranormal. –RecklessPrudence

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It is possible to manufacture bad luck. All that is required are enough inside people. It may also be necessary to have a unified or unifying mythos to attribute such bad luck to.

Take, for example, the retaking of The-Mining-Station-In-The-Fifth-Orbital-Ring-Surrounding-Star-B198Y36SQ3(*) by its original human inhabitants.

The independent evolution of both psychological warfare and technomancy in an isolated environment is miraculous enough, but the fact that this was achieved

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Dear followers:

A while ago, I put out a plea to reblog the shit out of the soon-to-be-released Hevun’s Rebel.

You all did a wonderful job reblogging that one post.

What I need is all of you spreading the word about the other posts. The ones where it’s the cover, the date, and a small collection of words… they get ignored.

Those are the ones I need you to spread around.

And not just on Tumblr.

Spread the word

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Solid ground. Yes.

Solid ground good. Solid ground very good.

Come, now, miss foot. Just reach down and find it.

The instant her toe touched it, the rest of

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Sound advice.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions. – RecklessPrudence

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Rael had run out of the regular curses and was busy running through the extensive selection of historical ones.

“I was always fond o’ ‘poo bum wee willy willy tits’, meself.”

He startled and hit his head on the overhead. Of course Shayde found him. She always found him when he was up to his elbows in problems and especially didn’t need a Shayde-shaped

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