Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

ONE MORE DAY [violently refrains from doing a Les Mis filk] The masters showed her a map - a better one than they had for running her...

ONE MORE DAY

[violently refrains from doing a Les Mis filk]

The masters showed her a map - a better one than they had for running her through ore processing - and clipped a cable-holding thing into her harness. Sahra almost jumped into the tunnels, going as fast as she could until she got to a crossway and then, very quickly, bundling up some loops to hold in her less-useful hand. They wouldn’t yank her backwards so easy, this way.

She held tight with her less-able hand and leaned on everything with her knuckles, there. It didn’t slow her down one bit. The bit that did slow her down was the straight-up climb that looked like three, maybe as many as five whole levels.

There was no way she could do that quick. Down was easier than up, but the masters wanted her to go up, so up she would have to go.

Sahra used her elbows, back and feet to make it up. Sometimes, there were cubby-holes. Sometimes, there were vents. Most of the times, there were other branches.

And no matter how tight she held her loops, they fell away to nothing before she was halfway there. Now she had to stop and pull for enough slack to get another wriggle up-ways. The Vasht on the other end of Sahra’s cable did not like that, if the strength of her return tugs was any kind of sign.

Sahra just made it to the top, both arms stretched out into the tunnel she was supposed to take, when a very strong tug pulled her right off her perch and made her fall down.

Instinct made her stretch out for any hold she could grab. It also made her scream. It was a short fall in terms of time. Not even a lungful of scream in it, but it felt like almost a short, painful trip to heaven. Sahra got her breath back and swallowed her heart down. And blinked thirty times in the dim light because right there in front of her nose was a whole cell recharger.

October 29. TOMORROW.

(Please share the news with everyone you know)

Found this somewhere.

I know you can’t drink most alcohol, and I’m leery of too much of the stuff myself - but I can’t help but like this quote:

I ran screaming out of adolescence, and when I hit the border somebody gave me the legal right to drink. It’s all just finely tuned memory loss since then. – RecklessPrudence

(#00296)

“And why can’t such a fine lady as yourself go out dancing with

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Dear Beta-Readers

Yes, I’m talking to you.

I have sent out an email with the details to acquire Book 2.

If you do not receive this email, please send me a message ASAP and we’ll try to work something out.

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The whole set

Since submitting those corallaries scavenged from around the net, I find it interesting to contemplate what you could do with the whole, original, set.

You probably know them already, but just in case, Clarke’s Laws:

  1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
  2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past
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TWO MORE DAYS Sahra didn’t know why they were sending rats through blowed-up tunnels, but she reasoned she’d at least get good...

TWO MORE DAYS

Sahra didn’t know why they were sending rats through blowed-up tunnels, but she reasoned she’d at least get good pickings. Even mass credit would be good. Lots of loose bits.

They had her going real close to ore processing, and strapped some other stuff to her head.

“…ore should be cool enough to approach,” said one supervisor.

I almost feel sorry for these dumb animals.” said another.

Do you

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I'm doing the last edit...

…of Hevun’s Rebel, today.
(Help me)

Thanks to all the Beta Readers who got back to me :)
(I’m so scared)

By tonight, everything should be lined up for publication.
(OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG…)

And this is just part one of the biggest gamble of my life.
(asdfghjkl I can’t even)

The worst part to date is that hardly anyone has signal-boosted my attempts at advertising :(
(WTF is going wrong?)

At this moment, giddy excitement and self-depreciating depression

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If you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

robinofleylines:

When I’m not in a funk about what a horrible writer I am, I actually think this is a good thing.  The instant a person starts thinking they have nothing to improve, that they’ve finished growing, they stop looking for ways to improve.  They stop getting better.  In fact, this is usually the time their work starts to go downhill.

…Of course, when I’m actually in the “Oh God I’m so horrible at this why does anyone

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THREE MORE DAYS The supervisor’s empty claws poked her in the ribs, squeezed an arm, and finally turned Sahra’s head this way...

THREE MORE DAYS

The supervisor’s empty claws poked her in the ribs, squeezed an arm, and finally turned Sahra’s head this way and that. “Always thought the really pale ones were dangerously inbred…” she murmured. She hissed between her pointy teeth. A noise of disappointment.

October 29

Spread the word

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Yet _another_ corallary.

Any sufficiently analysed magic is indistinguishable from SCIENCE! – RecklessPrudence

(#00294)

“This thing is full of crystals… and silver wire… is that a bird feather?”

“Can you fix it?”

“At this point, I can’t even tell what’s broken.” She tapped a crystal and noted a musical chime. Also that some connected crystals illuminated from within. “Hmnh…”

“That was an expensive noise…”

“I think I can figure it

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Daily Opus: mrpeabodyandsherman: internutter: mrpeabodyandsherman: internutter:...

Daily Opus: mrpeabodyandsherman: internutter: mrpeabodyandsherman: internutter:...

mrpeabodyandsherman:

But they have different eye colors, face shapes, hair colors and lengths? I'm not sure what you mean by that - they look different enough. Elaborate?

I can not make Youtube go through things frame by frame using the J and L keys like so many folks claim is possible, so I’ll have to take your word on that. What I saw in the foreground of the wide shot of the class is

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mrpeabodyandsherman: internutter: mrpeabodyandsherman: internutter: Maxxie03 Tumblr.: Translation trailer 'Mr. Peabody and...

mrpeabodyandsherman:

internutter:

mrpeabodyandsherman:

internutter:

Maxxie03 Tumblr.: Translation trailer ‘Mr. Peabody and Sherman’

maxxie03:

Black man: Mr. Peabody, you’re nobel prize winner in physics

FROM THE CREATORS OF: HTTYD, MADAGASCAR, SHREK

Black man: Famous explorer

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE LION KING

Black man: And Olympic champion in broad jumping. Are you ready for everything that needs to be done to raise a human…

I replayed the ad for a bit [ich kann nicht verspreche Deutche…] but I’m pretty sure the

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