Shenanigans

A 71-post collection

I has a very frightened baby kitty

There is a wee sleekit timorous beastie in the house and this time, it's a cat. Yes, folks, I have finally finished working on the kitty shelter and obtained my little feline from a friend.

She's 19 weeks old and absolutely terrified of this house and all the weirdoes in it. Not surprising in the slightest, IMHO.

For those disinclined to do the math, that's three months and one week old. 1/4 of the way to being a grownup kitty.

She's a beautiful baby, a real glossy black with white patches, and since she's not as fluffy as my former Persian-X cats, she looks really, really tiny.

So far, she is hiding, but she's given us a few mournful squeaks in lieu of conversation. Poor little darling has to be hungry, but she hasn't gone near the kibbles I put out for her and I have a concern because she hasn't gone to the litterbox, either.

That should change today, though. Little kitty is bound to be hungry, and once filled up, she's going to need facilities. She can't stay under the couch for the rest of her life.

...I'm wondering if I should bust out the kitty treats and put one under the couch for her...

I am a worry wart. I just gotta be zen and chill and patient.

Also - I promised my readers an update about my day, yesterday. So here it is in bullet form:

  • Wake up at ungodly hour because anxiety is my controlling evil supervisor
  • Decide to use the waxing daylight to do some small tasks to finish the Kitty Kondo (tm)
  • Yes, I did leave that coach bolt out of it, the previous evening [And yes, we did do some late-night jiggery-pokery because it needed to be done]
  • Discover that said coach bolt is impossible to put in with a ratchet
  • Eventually use adjustable spanner [that's Monkey Wrench to my American readers] to manually turn it one quarter of a turn at a time
  • It takes ages (natch) in a sequence of uncomfortable positions until I reach a Last Millimeter Problem
  • In that, I can't make it move the last few millimeters [or fractions of an inch, if you're on the Imperial Scale]
  • Dither by gathering up all the black plastic lattice
  • Wake up Beloved and extract them from a nice, comfy, warm bed because their muscles are bigger than my limp noodly writer arms
  • Coach bolt not moving in a month of Sundays, now. Yay?
  • We move on to noodling out what we're doing with the junction boxes, the shapes of the lattice, and where to clip it to the metal mesh
  • Beloved starts using the staple gun (loud) and the nail gun (louder) before 8AM and I freak out at whisper volume because Noise Laws [I later learn that the threshold is actually 7AM, but still...]
  • Nevertheless things are put in place for the real fun that will start later in the day, when I can use both of those tools with a song in my heart and a megalomaniacal cackle in my throat
  • Mayhem is still home sick and will be loaning some spare hands later in the day
  • I get Chaos organised, comms book signed, and ready for her day... get her on the bus... and say farewell to my love and lifemate
  • Drag Mayhem out of his nice warm bed to do the stapling, paint touch-ups on the Kitty Kondo floor, and other assorted shenanigans involved with the final details whilst I nail some things into place (mwa-hahaha), silicone seal them, and staple other things into place
  • Kitty Kondo (tm) complete, I decide to celebrate with a tub of Halo Top (peanut butter cup... mmmm) and a bottle of no-sugar lemonade
  • Check messages and -whoops- I have a shrink appointment happening at EXACTLY THAT SECOND and I didn't realise it because my phone makes the exact same noise to let me know about literally everything
  • Also realise that I have the cleaners coming and Mayhem has a medico appointment within a similar crunch hour
  • Fuck
  • I book it to the shrink and do my noggin thing
  • I book it back and immediately hike Mayhem off to the quacks
  • Cleaners have been and gone (and been paid) in my absence
  • Dash back home for much-needed coffee hit and my daily pill regimen
  • Just make the coffee when Mayhem rings for a pickup
  • At this point, my day is well and truly screwed, so we head off for Pet Barn to get some kitty accessories
  • $500 later... we have litter, litterboxes, food dishes, toys, a scratching sleeve for some furniture, some noms, a halter harness, and a 5M (5 yards or 15 feet) leash
  • And yes, cat harnesses are more expensive than the same size doggy harness (and in fewer colours) so I got a doggy one
  • Shopping spree did come with a sample bag of kitty stuff so... huzzah?
  • On way home, the dash clock reads 13:27 and I freak out thinking it's almost half-past three that afternoon and we'll be late meeting Chaos' bus
  • Mayhem soothes me by telling me it's actually half-past one and that I'm a dummins
  • Get home, set up some stuff, and warm over the coffee by entirely too much
  • Take my pills with lemonade because coffee is way too hot
  • Whoops, it's time to watch for Chaos' bus
  • Have to inform them that Kitty is due that night, everyone is disappoint
  • FINALLY sit down to have coffee and write an Instant Story
  • Kitty arrives (yay) and immediately hides under the furniture for the entire evening

That was one hell of a day.

Today... my PLNs include (in no particular order):

  • Instant Story
  • Fetching my car back from Repair Purgatory
  • Faffing about on the internet and eventually making friends with my new cat

So let's get on with that and ignore the fact that we don't know where she's hiding herself right now.

Uuuuuurrrrrgh...

If firkin course it didn't work out like I had pln'd. Turns out we needed mor tools, mor mats, and mor bits [not mor dakka, but it was a close call].

Sigh.

We resume faffing about later on in the AM.

If I actually get to work on anything during these wee small hours, it'll likely be more of Episode Nine of Inter-Mission.

...my soul hurts, but I still PLN on learning how to weld, and making the firkin walkways at bloody

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Shenanigans!

Today, thanks to my numerous errands and trials, we will not be wasting half of today getting matts and tools.

Nope.

TODAY will be halfway wasted by making a tool out of the matts I fetched. Yay!

At least I'll be learning how to weld. Woot.

So this morning is going to be devoted to those episodes of Inter-Mission that I'm lagging on. By the way, you may have noticed that the link to my podcast has changed sites. That's because Soundcloud

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Another day of shenanigans ahead

This time, we're finishing up the paint job and maybe attaching the roof. I'm getting used to the idea that we're going to just... spend half of Saturdays just getting stuff, now.

So yeah, we now own a new paint sprayer and this one might suffer the slings and arrows of being stored for extended periods and not develop leaks like the old one.
The old one did more resemble a Super Soaker than anything industrial.

The new one looks a bit

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The Waiting Game

We have a concrete floor to the Kitty Kondo(tm) and, because the cement truck got bogged, we have a war zone in our backyard. The concrete needs today and tomorrow to cure, then things can get started again with the Spakfilla and the roof beams and the paint and the sundry whatnot.

Protip from an ameteur: Always budget more time than you think you need for your concrete. Trust me on this. We paid for half and hour and most of

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Challenge #01754-D293: Caught!

"I can explain! I swear!"

"Let's hear it."

"Aw hell. Just skip to the beating." -- Anon Guest

It was one of those situations. Stealth mission. Retrieve the Macguffin of Wherever, and do so in such a way that there are minimum fireworks, thank you, Taako. Taako automatically gave Madam Director his usual forged picture of innocence and Who Sweet Little Me routine.

She wasn't fooled for an instant. Neither was the boy. Angus McDonald, world's greatest boy detective.

And now, several

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Challenge #01726-D265: One Natural Twenty

"I'm gonna need you to punch me in the face."

"Sure thing!"

"I'm a little worried that you didn't ask for a reason..." -- OohLookShiny

"There has to be a reason?" said Magnus. "I mean, I like punching and fighting and stuff..."

"Yes," said Taako. "That is true. But listen. We're friends. You should at least pretend that it's some kind of moral quandary for you."

Magnus clearly did not understand. "How's that?"

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Back to School!

My little darlings are off to their respective educational bastions. Though Mayhem is going without his mandatory laptop, because apparently, Overwatch and YouTube is way more important than being ready for school. Hopefully, he's motivated enough to actually set it up, tonight.

I'm still betting he'll just leave it all week and get the chewing-out of a lifetime come the weekend.

Meanwhile, Miss Chaos has curly-ish hair. The gene that missed MeMum and I has landed on my littlest darling and she

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Challenge #01167-C072: That Darned Charisma

https://mythjae.wordpress.com/2016/01/28/fated-3/

(it's a comic, scroll down) -- Gallifreya

[AN: I actually have something similar happen in my current WIP and we all know how real D&D players would handle this, sooo...]

"Welp. I now have a reformed evil spouse, I guess..." Kevin sighed. "Since there's little risk of progeny, I can take him with me as a lovestruck NPC, right?"

"Uh... yeah. Actually."

"Character sheet."

"What?"

"Gimmie the character sheet. I need to

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Post-Halloween ouchies

Halloween was a moderate success for Chaos [Mayhem skipped out because birthday party.

We went off to a more densely populated area and sought out every house with a front door light on. Chaos was happy enough to quit after one neighbourhood.

My feet are still mad at me. I haven't walked that much for a very long time [I used to crisscross the Brisbane City Centre on a regular basis] but haunting one neighbourhood with Chaos in tow was too much

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quinsecticide: Look what the humans of the manor have to put up with See, Rabbit? Hatchworth and Mayor McToilet know they did something...

quinsecticide:

Look what the humans of the manor have to put up with

See, Rabbit? Hatchworth and Mayor McToilet know they did something bad

Nobody knew how it happened. Not even Rabbit, who had had the wild flight of imagination to begin with.

Later inquiry revealed that Peter VI had left Steve in charge. Steve left Walter Girl Carolina in charge, who had then promoted Walter Girl Paige. She, in turn, left Michael Reed in charge. Michael noticed that he was the

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