Progress

A 95-post collection

Moving right along

I did a little composing in Garageband, and I learned a few things. If I want to make a new tune, I have to record it and then tweak it in the piano roll later.

Beloved also told me how to import instruments. Possibly again. I have a shocking memory.

But there is now a loop-able jingle for my eventual e-store that uses the note progression E, G, D, B as a cheerful background to two other loops from Garageband. And since Chaos helped me with the bass line and Beloved added the fade-outs, I have to go mess with the metadata to credit all of us.

Turns out that that sort of thing is only available in iTunes, so I have to share the one that's been messed with in iTunes. Fortunately, there's ways of twiddling with the names that tells me which one is which.

The song is twenty-eight seconds long and, apart from the fade-outs, roughly symmetrical. It could be going for quite some time before customers get irritated at all. Nevertheless, I do want sound controls so I don't wind up pissing off my clients. Possibly a floating circle with a music symbol. Click it and the music stops and you get a 'no' bar across it. And have it in the page margins so it won't interfere with the shopping experience.

Yeah, I have a lot of work lined up for Beloved.

If I could get my fuzzy head around coding at all, I'd do it myself. But about all I can handle is MarkUp, and I'm not even very clever with that. I know there's lessons, but they co$t lot$ and lot$. Plus I have the sneaking suspicion that all that dosh would go to naught. As I said, I have a shocking memory.

This makes the tenth musical piece that I have created in my lifetime. Including eight techno pieces I did for a Minecraft series once upon a time and an a capella tune that I can't transcribe for the life of me.

I'm not very musically talented. But I can put together stuff that sounds more or less okay on Garageband. I'm sure real musicians would roll their eyes at me.

I'm better off with words.

Gradually unfucking my house, and my life

I'm getting there. The floor needs a sweep and I might just make the brats do that because I'm having a low spoons day. When I get up from my blogging duties, I will enter another basket of washing into the eternal cycle of sorting clothes.

I nearly have a full bag to take to Saint Vincent's. All clothes that Mayhem or Chaos or both have outgrown.

I'm still hanging on to a pair of size 16 jeans in the idle hope

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Achievement Unlocked!

I made it all the way around the walk without needing my puffer this morning!

Alas, however I carry my brolly, it's going to hurt my wrist. Carrying it under my elbow actually hurts more because I have to wrap my arm around it for stability. I may have to make that scabbard, after all.

I'll look very silly, but at least my joints won't ache.

It's humid, this morning, and I'm feeling the heat. Air conditioning would be marvellous, but I

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So it looks like trans women being able to bear children is much closer than I thought

cutiequeercris:

sa7suki:

Trans-Uterus speculations

Uterus Transplants have successfully been completed (for cis women) in the last few years:

One (cis) woman has given birth so far from a transplanted uterus

A trans woman has stepped forward to be the first to attempt this proceedure

And finally, science can now grow (cis women) a vagina from their own stem cells

If the transplant people start talking to the stem cell people, this might be viable in my life time!

OH MY GOD! this

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