PLN

One new imported case, so we're up to sixteen days without local transmission. On one hand, I've been keeping count. On the other hand... I'm evidently terrible at counting. Trust the news before you trust me. Please. I'm perfectly willing and able to be wrong. We have seventeen total cases and sixteen of those are in hospital. Looks like a whole bunch of people got better. Yay.

As far as those numbers fall, the happier I am.

Today's Scams feature is going to be The Eternal Sponge because they're always on the soak. I'm going to be calling out someone on Peakd and it's high time someone did it. I can at least make my 787 followers there aware of this individual. I gave them the chance to mend their ways and they did not. So now they get some consequences.

In the news:

• Apparently the civilian footage of George Floyd's murder is the only reason his murderer got a conviction. Cue a call for laws to make it illegal to record the police
• Submarine vanishes off the coast of Bali
• Police murder a 16YO girl who called them for help without sparing a second to assess the situation
• Plague troubles on the rise as idiots continue to act like idiots but even moreso now that there's a vaccine
• There's another virus in Aussie hotels
• China vs Australia continues to heat up

Let's get on with my nonsense.

Two new cases, both imports. Twenty-seven active cases -another drop- and twenty-five of those are in hospital. Two with the alleged freedom of a hotel somewhere.

My PLNs today are nothing more complicated than writing stories and unfuckening the house. IF I get time and energy, then I shall be recording a Does Not Compute for MeMum concerning How To Google Docs and Google Drive. It might not happen until Tuesday. I know I didn't get very far with CSP yesterday.

Baby

Day Two without local transmission, but there's six imports, so technically Day Zero. Seventy-three total cases, sixty-seven in hospital and one in the ICU. That's six with the potential to sneak out and raise hob.

Today, Miss Chaos is getting her bank account herself and Beloved and I will be teaching her how to do net banking, how to be wary of interweb scams and so on. I already told her to stay the heck away from wish dot com. Not only

There's EIGHT firkin new cases, all from overseas, and the total depends on who you're asking. Forty-eight in Premier Palaszczuk's twitter, Thirty-nine if you're looking at the government website. Either way, I'm e-shopping for bunker options in case it turns into the zombie apocalypse.

Kidding. The closest I get to leaving my house is going out to eliminate weeds in the yard. I personally pulled up enough goatweed and cobblers' pegs¹ to clear access to the shed for the landbarge. Yay.