the-captain-of-davesol: THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST It’s back :)
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
It’s back :)
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
It’s back :)
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
- Mark Twain
(#00122)
There were designated busking zones on any station large enough to attract the kind of itinerant population that gathered Minutes by entertaining passersby.
Amalgam had hundreds of them.
Rael knew from long, and partially agonizing experience, that Shayde loved them like nothing else. In the hours not taken up by duty, she would take her ‘axe’ down to one at random, and
Read more »“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”
(#00121)
“This,” announced the Doctor, “is the Monestary of the Believers.”
“The believers in…?” prompted Sally.
“Everything. Everything that is. And a few things that aren’t. They devote a lifetime to it. Each devotee is not allowed to have the item they’re meant to believe in.”
Sally peeked through the slot. A
Read more »Watch 62 Years of Global Warming in 13 Seconds
Go ahead. Explain to me exactly how this is fake, alarmist, or otherwise not important.
Read more »To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
To a man with only a hammer, a screw is a defective nail.
To a man with only a nail, everything looks like a hammer.
(#00120)
She ran through the darkened streets, harsh breathing absorbed by the endless fog of Lower Cogtown. She’d lost the whistles of the gendarmerie five streets ago, but that was no reason to stop.
It was no reason to even slow.
To a man
Read more »The surest way to hit your target is to shoot first and call whatever you hit your target.
“That’s a long way down. You must be pretty determined.”
“Thanks. I wanted to make certain this was one thing I couldn’t fuck up.”
“Finals?”
“Finals is only the start of it,” she said. “I lost my flat, my girlfriend, my car, my pet, my parents… failing finals just means
Read more »For all the artists out there. xoxo
I agree with Natasha! Make stuff even if it HURTS! <3
This is why I set myself the daily challenge in the first place. Every day, I make something new.
Even if it sucks, even if it’s ignored, or falls into the obscura black hole of tumblr before being noticed in >4months time and then reflagged, referenced or other… I still have something new.
And I made that
Read more »Jamie’s powers as Multiple - good for pranks and antics and such at his age, but he is, in the end, just a little kid. What if one of the other Xavier Institute kids somehow wound up with his self-duplication abilities for a day or so, how might they (ab)use it? (How would this occur? I dunno, some weird mishap with Rogue or something, maybe. I’ll leave details up to you.)
(#00118)
“Make her stop! Make
Read more »cue the horrified gasps of Tumblr’s artists
THIS HAPPENS LIKE 27 TIMES A DAY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY I SPEND ON LEAD
But… you can undo the other end and just pop it into the holder with all the other leads…
Can’t you?
I mean, that’s how they USED to make them back when they were a new thing…
[muttermumbleoldfartmutterfogeyfogey…]
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A Mage teaching their Apprentice an ancient Bio-Hazard Disposal spell for failed experimental breeding subjects (as we all know, the traditional answer for a ridiculous and/or ridiculously dangerous creature is “A Wizard Did It”), and why Australia’s wildlife is so… unique. (At least, according to the rest (Real Life - Australia portion) of the world.
“Co-ordinatum expelarmus…”
“Co-ordinatUS, expel-ee-ar-am-us,” corrected the master. “One wrong syllable, Mistress
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COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.
Right now I’m at David Tennant in a spacesuit.
THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE ACCURATE OMFG. im at david in the spacesuit eugh.
I’m at Tulio #2 idk about you guys
I laughed
Read more »Anywhere in the story:
Some people are like Slinkies - Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push ‘em down a flight of stairs
(alternatively, substitute “see 'em fall” for “push 'em”)
Sara objected to formal fundraisers at the best of times, and tonight wasn’t one of them. Her target, multi-billionheiress Egypt Ritz[1], was the exact sort of person Sara had grown to despise on
Read more »Wat.
I wake up @ 2:30 and this idiot is on my dash.
I’m going back to sleep. Wake me when the world gets saner.
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