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Pax Industrius - InterNutter - Steam Powered Giraffe, MASH (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Pax Industrius - InterNutter - Steam Powered Giraffe, MASH (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
For the two people who actually responded to the post about my botfic.
Everyone else is banned forever ;) [JK, you’re not banned. Go ahead and read it. I don’t mind]
Read more »Challenge #00383 - A018: Please Understand
“Darling, I love you, and I could never be scared of you. However some things you do will terrify me on a primal level, so please do not be offended that I practically teleport off the couch every time you do that scree-ah noise.”
“You mean this one?” Scree-ah!
“EEE!” Pant pant pant. “Yes. That’s the one. Gets me right in the primitive cortex.”
“Even with a warning?”
“Yes,
Read more »triskacircuswheel: Time for The Spine I can not have enough sexy The Spine on my dash
Time for The Spine
I can not have enough sexy The Spine on my dash
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Remember how I said I was writing a botfic?
I finished it.
An SPG/M*A*S*H crossover. With horrible continuity.
Anyone want it?
Read more »I didn't think this though. But hey, least it worked!
(#00382 - A017)
[The third and final anon from the post that gets you mail]
They were upside-down. Tangled in an assortment of cables. In definite trouble with any authorities, should they be found. Suspended over something that, because it flowed, had to be called a liquid. And worse, the local vermin had sensed a disturbance in their environment and were swarming in their general direction.
Ax’and’l managed to move enough so that he could glare at Hwell. “So, Mister
Read more »veggiebaker: therunscape: Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. Everyone should know these things.
Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.
Everyone should know these things.
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onlinegf: straight white boys strike again. I can't make this kinda shit up “I don’t give opinions on tiny issues.”
straight white boys strike again. I can’t make this kinda shit up
“I don’t give opinions on tiny issues.”
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This just in: part of Queensland has caught fire.
This just in: part of Queensland has caught fire.
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In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire, lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
(#00381 - A016)
[AN: This is the second anon prompt from the post that gets you mail]
“With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy woolly toes/ Lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows—”
“Must you sing?”
“Yes.” For someone who repeatedly took over a room, Shayde sounded very small, indeed, right now. “Ye ken I dinnae like small rooms.”
Rael rolled his eyes at the universe and only thought, Why me? before he reached out with a
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Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit.
OH, I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULDN'T QUITE…
It frequently does. But most of the time, it spits us back out again.
Read more »iridessence: parasiteprogram: mirainomessenger: becauseloveonlygrows: boyprincessmanic: boyprincessmanic: TW: EXTREME RACISM AND...
Read more »TW: EXTREME RACISM AND SLURS
Alright you guys listen up. This is really REALLY important so just do me a solid here and take a minute to read this okay.
A few years ago, a good friend of mine named Whitney Mitchell became extremely sick and had to have both arms and legs amputated. She was given a 12% chance to live but she fought through it and sheâs one of the bravest and most
natellite: egoraptoir: this guy is too stupid it entertains me we found the world's most punchable face. I could probably reduce this...
this guy is too stupid it entertains me
we found the world’s most punchable face.
I could probably reduce this douchecanoe to fits of screaming rage in five words.
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FYI
The Amity Incident, aka the continuing adventures of T'reka and the strange creatures she encounters, is now up to 10 000 words.
10K down
110K to go.
And I just DL’d Sculptris so I can fart around and build a moquette of T'reka.
Read more »Challenge #00379 - A014: One Fine Afternoon Whilst Escorting the Ambassador From Jaarl
You probably already saw this but here’s another prompt for you:
http://cleromancy.tumblr.com/post/69788968504/something-i-think-about-a-lot-is-what-if-alien
[AN: No, I hadn’t seen it, but I’m running with the idea]
Not everyone meets the galactic confluence at a convenient time. And rather than rousing the ire of over thirty thousand assorted ambassadors just for an introduction, a new Ambassador is sent to go on a tour of the most important planets to know about.
And ever
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