Boiler Boobs!
*SHRILL FANGIRL SCREAMING*
the screws are awesome!
looking good ;)
How can you be this adorable?
Carbonated drinks: for most creatures, a harmless fizzy beverage.
However if your species happens to be incapable of burping to release the gas, a painful experience. Perhaps not deadly, but certainly not comfortable.
Gox stared at the beverage. At the perpetual bubbles within. In his experience, bubbles came out and never came back.
This was one amongst the many new things he was dubious about encountering as a reluctant ambassador.
“Why do the bubbles form?”
“It’s a
Read more »You’re adorable.
Yes, you. I’m talking to you. You are adorable.
Don’t deny it.
Happy Valentines <3
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Supernatural has a gif for everything
The Sherlockians are mad
The Whovians are permenantly confused
The fannibals are polite, but don’t trust them
The Hetalians ship nations
LOTR are welcoming
The Potterheads have awoken
And there’s Merlin crying in the corner
And you just proved number 1 on that list.
And there’s cute robots.
Read more »Ma Johnston still cooked for eighteen children. She still quietly wept at the presence of leftovers. There were seventeen children. There would be eighteen again, of course, but that did not matter to a mothers’ heart. What mattered was the empty chair. The cold bed that didn’t need making. The silly little doll made out of rag and dirt that found its way to her wall of pictures, where it rested on a bump in her wall near Sahra&
Why Tumblr people are 'crazy':
Read more »While this post is a tad long, I hope you will lend me your ear,
because I think it is important that people understand why 'Social Justice Warriors', minorities and other Tumblrites can come across as overly angry or sensitive to some. I will…
someone give me motivation to finish the 30 day spg challenge
ive got 5 days left of it to draw and queue x_x
YOU CAN DO IT!
Never give up!
Remember the Japanese Fisherman!
Read more »Aaand another one
http://callmegallifreya.tumblr.com/post/73660380194/littlemissmochablue-lalonde-strider-i-want-a
[AN: I would consider it a courtesy that the original poster of these ideas is notified that said idea has become a thing. I can’t always do so myself]
Life was generally easy for a succubus. For starters, she never had to go hungry, so long as there were MRAs in the world.
It usually went like this:
1) Find the nearest neck-beard with a trilby on his head who
Read more »I’m compiling 365 of last year’s stories into a book, and it is HELL.
I’ve mis-numbered almost every chapter, so instead of cross-linking the table of contents with all the chapters, I’m now going through and remembering how to COUNT.
And after I cross-link the titles, I have to go through to the ends of each chapter and ensure there’s a link to the menu, so that peeps can navigate the finished
Read more »Read more »Wapun used the boost of post-acceleration forward momentum to race up the rest of the hallway and catch the nearest Vertical Transit to the bridge.
From there, it was just a question of appearing neater and meaner than anyone else on the bridge.
“Far scanners, report,” she demanded, entering her command chair from the side opposite the ensign whose sole duty was freshening the Captain’s Cup.
It was magical thinking, and Wapun hated it on bad days. But,
ok blog for the babies let’s see how long this takes to crash and burn
I have half a filk to the tune of _Look at my Horse_…
Pete I: Look at my kids, my kids are amazing. Rabbit, don’t lick!
Rabbit: Oooh! They taste like raisins
…and somehow it ends in a water tank catching fire.
Take it, someone
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If a location isn’t flooding, or about to be flooded, then it’s probably on fire. Or about to go up.
If it’s neither of those, then it’s full of snakes.
If you can’t find any snakes, that’s because the spiders got them.
Read more »Found another one
http://deathcomes4u.tumblr.com/post/73661805922/buggy-heichou-rotking-johnthedragon
Walking was a problem. And it was a problem because of Boxing.
When an owner got tired of their Uplift, or the cute Bull-Terrier/Wolf pup became too big, or it chewed the furniture or peed on things or otherwise acted like a dog who the owner hadn’t bothered to train… they were put in a box, and left on a corner, and told to wait for someone to
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