Baby Robots

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Challenge #01559-D098: He's Only One Year Old

My brow furrowed. "You're a thirty-foot-tall robot. How did you order solar panels?"

"Ebay." -- RecklessPrudence

I tutted at him. "You do know you can order them direct from cheaper places, right? And they're more likely to work."

"But those need a drivers licence and I can not get one."

"Show me those sites, please." The screen on his midriff lit up, displaying the sites in question. And they were all questionable sites to begin with. "Rugro... have you been using Bing as your search engine again?"

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thefinespine: LOOK AT MY KIDS ok blog for the babies let's see how long this takes to crash and burn I have half a filk to the tune of...

thefinespine:

LOOK AT MY KIDS

ok blog for the babies let’s see how long this takes to crash and burn

I have half a filk to the tune of _Look at my Horse_…

Pete I: Look at my kids, my kids are amazing. Rabbit, don’t lick!
Rabbit: Oooh! They taste like raisins

…and somehow it ends in a water tank catching fire.

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