A good friend of mine invited me over for a drink, didn’t think it would be relationship advice. “More than friends, less than lovers? More than anything it sounds like you two are too f[FORNICATION] tsundere over your emotions.” -- Anon Guest
[AN: Edited the prompt because too many asterisks in a row messes with things]
"Tsundere? Me? Really?"
"You did just say you wanted to punch hir pretty little face in. And then kiss it. That's pretty tsundere." Tuz took a sip of hir drink. "Not only is that messed up, it's unhealthy too."
"Hey, I can hate someone's moronitude and still be aesthetically attracted to them." Vir folded hir arms. "It's confusing, okay?"