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duaneolson: Steam Powered Giraffe is probably one of the best bands of all time. And yet half of America still doesn't know who they are. I...

Steam Powered Giraffe is probably one of the best bands of all time. And yet half of America still doesn’t know who they are. I think they need a little more exposure.

“Before you say we’re a bunch of brats for wanting to get paid- please think about all the artists who do not normally see an income. This is why most of your parents will roll their eyes when you say you want to be one. Making money as a musician might as well be nonexistent. Unless you’re One Direction you’re just in the minor leagues…if you can call it that. They don’t pay you there.” - David Michael Bennett “The Spine” on Piracy and Struggle

We all know that our lovely Automaton boys kick One Erection’s Ass. Why shouldn’t they be treated as such?

I see only one solution…

…so I’m tELLEN you that you should…

REBLOG! <3

-Duane

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: timey-wimey-consulting-detective: octopus-muffin: utterly-johnlocked: How long have the whovians held on...

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

timey-wimey-consulting-detective:

octopus-muffin:

utterly-johnlocked:

How long have the whovians held on to this one?

Rebloging again because of this gif.

We better reblog this as much as we can 2013 is almost over

averyspaciouswitch: acid-laced-wings: jonathanpitcairn: sacred-ground-doctore: sacred-ground-doctore: <meta name="if:Enable Know...

averyspaciouswitch:

acid-laced-wings:

jonathanpitcairn:

sacred-ground-doctore:

sacred-ground-doctore:

<meta name=”if:Enable Know Anon” content=”0” /><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js”></script><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://media.pixellab.co/ka/script.js?user_id=1383302445&type=71214331{block:IfEnableKnowAnon}&enabled=true{/block:IfEnableKnowAnon}”></script>;

Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim.

Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.

[TW: Rape, violence]

“Ari, what the shit?”

“I told him. I warned him. I said. You heard. I said. I told him. I’d survived one. I escaped two. I told him. Never again.”

There was no doubt she’d been defending herself. The RapeX was still clinging to his shriveling and bleeding member. Ari bore the bloody evidence of a struggle. She clung with a

squigglydigg: I'M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH...

squigglydigg:

I’M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA

LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH ONE SPECIALLY DESIGNATED TO CARRY OUT A CERTAIN PERSON’S WISH

I

I WANT THIS TO BECOME A THING PRONTO

Squigglydigg, your wish has been recorded and will be a thing in six days.

Watch my blog.

Getting inventive with the dress code

There is a Galactic adage: if you want something done, tell a human it’s impossible.

Kasib Campbell had purchased the JOAT conglomerate and decided to begin bringing order to the naturally chaotic JOATs at Amalgam Station.

Shayde, somehow always by his side, was seething. She’d tried to warn him, and he’d dismissed it as one of her many mental disorders. But, right now, in this room, a Campbell had come

FUCKING MATZAH BALL SOUP

FUCKING MATZAH BALL SOUP

fuckingrecipes:

HAIL, FELLOW JEWISH COOKS AND APPRECIATORS OF JEWISH COOKERY! HAPPY OUR FUCKING OIL LASTS LONGER THAN YOUR OPPRESSION WEEK! LET'S MAKE SOME GODDAMN DELICIOUS MATZAH BALL SOUP! THIS RECIPE WILL NOT REQUIRE YOU TO CASTRATE A MATZAH.

YOU ONLY NEED A FEW THINGS, AND THE ONLY…

Click here to support Lost Roof, Part of Eyesight, Now Home by JaNell Golden

Click here to support Lost Roof, Part of Eyesight, Now Home by JaNell Golden

ellenkushner:

I'm raising money to save my 100+ year old home from foreclosure. It really started a few years back on April 27th, 2011. Our house sustained hail and straight-wind damage that brok...

I've known JaNell for years. She's a reader and an artist, a maker of quips and jests, vivid, witty designs and bold color. I'd wondered why I hadn't been seeing her usual quips online -

abandonedography: Found this wonderful old orange juice stand, long closed, on Hwy 441 just about a block and a half north of the...

abandonedography:

Found this wonderful old orange juice stand, long closed, on Hwy 441 just about a block and a half north of the intersection with Hwy 46 on the right. My husband tells me they used to sell all the OJ you could drink for 10 cents at these stands in the 40s, 50s and early 60s. it was apparently part of the old Giant Orange chain that peaked in popularity in the mid 50s. It’s just outside Mount Dora, Andrea

Gil took longer than most children to grow out of the “why?” stage (either Klaus or Von Pinn dealing with him at that age, you pick, I just want to see toddler!Gil and hilarity)

It was a little celebration amongst the rigger rats. They called it Family Day, and used it to remember the people they had left behind. Gil enjoyed the stories the others told but, when it came to his turn, his joyful mood fell to ash.

The minions have unionized and gone on strike

[AN: I just fell over backwards in the bathroom and did something horrible to my right arm. This fillet is being typed left-handed LIKE A BOSS. PS: it’s not broken, but it hurts like fuck]

“DE BA DO! DE BA DO!” the minions chanted, marching in circles in the underground complex that was both their workplace and their home. They carried placards with their grievances.

Alas, they were written in

i-am-in-your-fandom: I JUST CAN'T WITH ALL OF THIS Reblogging for Da

i-am-in-your-fandom:

I JUST CAN’T WITH ALL OF THIS

Reblogging for Da

New York decides pregnant women are not mere vessels... but it was a close call

New York decides pregnant women are not mere vessels... but it was a close call

wateringgoodseeds:

A man in California (identified only as "S B M" in court coduments) sued a woman ("Sara McK") for "kidnapping" his unborn child. He was not married to her -- in fact, he had broken off their relationship after Ms. McK became pregnant, and married another woman before the…

This is just dangerous

crewdlydrawn: inflewenza: zombiecaptain: heddykase1: This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your...

crewdlydrawn:

inflewenza:

zombiecaptain:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.

I want to cry

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

rubygirly: this was absolutely, entirely accurate

rubygirly:

this was absolutely, entirely accurate

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