HAIL, FELLOW JEWISH COOKS AND APPRECIATORS OF JEWISH COOKERY! HAPPY OUR FUCKING OIL LASTS LONGER THAN YOUR OPPRESSION WEEK! LET'S MAKE SOME GODDAMN DELICIOUS MATZAH BALL SOUP! THIS RECIPE WILL NOT REQUIRE YOU TO CASTRATE A MATZAH.
YOU ONLY NEED A FEW THINGS, AND THE ONLY…