The Spine | photo by trekkiebeth
Now bend over so I you can get a better view :-9`
trekkiebeth: The Spine | photo by trekkiebeth Now bend over so I you can get a better view :-9`
Challenge #00396 - A031: To Stop Human
After all those dramas and documentaries about how terrifying they were, you’d think somewhere it would have been mentioned how surprisingly ineffective stabbing was against humans.
(“multiple stab wounds” is a critical but in a lot of cases not actually immediately life threatening situation unless one hits a major blood vessel or one of the more important organs. Survivors with over 100 have happened a few times)
Taken from the Lectures of Koq'riix the Human Slayer:
They call
Read more »Challenge #00395 - A030: Drunk Physics
“They’re arguing in the manner of inebriated scientists, which is to say semi-incoherently, passionately, and with citations.”
“Na, na, na, na… ‘E wasnae sayin’ tha’ black holes don’t exist… 'E was sayin’ th’ math w’s easier if'n they didn’t.”
“But that’s… that’s… that’s… thassnot the quote pipple use…”
“Aye, an&
Read more »davidmichaelbennett: Morning makeup Gorgeous
Morning makeup
Gorgeous
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If you're a writer and you see this post, stop what you're doing.
Read more »WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.
Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.
If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished
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Read more »Found this via reddit
finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals
The punctuation is even accurate holy shit
Freaking thank you. Being shy and being an introvert are not the same thing, as well as being obnoxious and being an extrovert.
my fifth grade teacher once told my parents in a report that i was “comma happy”
i’m shy , hades yeah i use dots a lot
Ah, obnoxious. I prefer
Challenge #00394 - A029: It Came From Planet Earth
*totally wasn’t rereading old daily stories for art ideas, nope not me*
You’ve got a few titles for the horror movies, books, tv shows and assorted media starring humans before proper first contact was made scattered in the daily drabbles, may we see one?
[AN: Of course I’m not going to write the whole thing]
They thought they were safe inside the base. But then, they thought that sprinkling their crops with capsaicin would stop the
Read more »ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT I got three good prompts, the last time. Let’s see...
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
I got three good prompts, the last time. Let’s see how many I get this time.
Read more »Everyone who reblogs this by February 15th, 2014 will have their URL written on a piece of paper and placed somewhere in New York.
Challenge #00393 - A028:
The Dragon and the Banana
Redscale the Magnificent landed in a clearing near the adorable little village with the thatched-roofed cottages and blew a plume of fire into the air.
“Deliver your gold to me or face the consequences,” she roared.
Her cunning plan was immediately foiled by a native asking, “What’s gold?”
Redscale the Magnificent attempted to explain. “Uh… It’s shiny. Yellow. Comes out of the ground. Most of you squishy
Read more »davidmichaelbennett: Aaaaaaw yeah! You should totes do a cover and finish with congrats for DP :)
gambler-x: flameeliwood: hemospect: maybethings: defira85: neko-shadow: ow ow owowowowow puns hurt I am going to send every one of...
ow
ow
owowowowow
puns hurt
I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
Grooooooooooooooooooan
SCREAMS
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT
All of these would make eggcellent yokes!!!!
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Reblog if you're a proud member of the Steam powered giraffe fandom
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Abbott keeps an election promise. We lose a World Heritage site.
Abbott keeps an election promise. We lose a World Heritage site.
Abbott's decision could reignite a bitter decades long dispute.Australia's Prime Minister is continuing his long tradition of not giving an Eff about what the people really want and getting more money for his buddies.
Please sign the petition. It might do some good.
I signed this. So should you.
Read more »i-jaz: We hope that you will join us and our partners at 1 in 6 and A Call to Men on this very, very important iniative. Again, to learn...
We hope that you will join us and our partners at 1 in 6 and A Call to Men on this very, very important iniative. Again, to learn more visit men.joyfulheartfoundation.org. Thank you. (x)
End ALL forms of sexual abuse
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