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Three new cases today, all from overseas, all detected in quarantine. Ten active cases. Ten potentials to have one of them be an arsehole.

Chaos is going through my bread supplies so I'm doing a Double Batch as an attempt to keep up. One batch today, and another batch tomorrow. Which is also the new-new-rescheduled day for the cats to get their jabs.

This is the third time I have planned to traumatise my cats this week. It is stress. Jolie is being love hungry all over my desk an I am typing with my left hand so she can have the scritchies she deserves.

I have a cyclone headache and the over-the-counter painkillers haven't kicked in yet. Ow.

In the news:

• Muppet's secretary of defence dismissal points to alarming plns in motion
• Law professor apparently predicted all these shenanigans a year ago
• Op Ed says we should try viral kindness nowadays since we need it more
• Aussie war crimes investigation set to reveal some disturbing things. In other news, water is wet
• Biden wears two masks because masks are twice as important for everyone
• Dissection of how Democracy in the USA isn't
• Biden plans to make mask-wearing mandatory, some states plot revolution
• QAnon apparently believes that the Muppet is secretly saving the world from a satanic cult of paedophiles (!) and apparently "Q" has not been posting for some time
• Muppet refuses to disavow QAnon conspiracies
• "Tiny" Tina Arena selling home for $7M so she can move to France
• Aussie's "Ginger Nut" bikkies differ depending on the state you buy them in
• Dude attempts to film woman getting undressed in changing room at Macey's
• In the same article, home security is not that fantastic, actually
• According to Netflix drama series The Crown, the Queen has two cousins who've been in an assylum for years because learning disorders
• QLD hospital worker finds dead rat in their burger
• Woolies questioned over the Ooshies issue

So far today, I have:

• Made the Bikkie with the last of my useful olives
• Fed both my starters with a PLN for bread
• Measured out flour and water
• Unfucked the house
• Fed the cats
• Took my coffee and meds, but the painkillers didn't work

Onwards to storytime RSN I promise.

Another singular case from overseas and detected in quarantine. Another reset of my paranoia because of the One Arsehole Theory. Today's agenda calls for House Unfuckening plus Driving Mr Mayhem with a dash of writing on the side.

Yes, folks, Mayhem is actually doing something to... Get a JOB. The skies may bleed. Be warned.

We've cleaned the Maker Debris from the shed and now there is space for two cars only. So if hail cometh whilst the Tesla is away, I

Another case from overseas, and discovered in quarantine. So I'll be voting later today with FULL mask and gloves nonsense. Beloved will also be wearing a mask and gloves, because of the One Arsehole Theory:

"It only takes one arsehole to shit all over everything," -- Me

Also the gloves make it so I can use any hand sanitiser present without burning my skin off. Alcohol allergy makes for fun times in the year of the plague.

In the News:

• Sweden realises

Two new cases from overseas and detected in quarantine. Augh. Including the five active cases, that's me practicing paranoia for a further fortnight because of the One Arsehole Theory.

According to some email, I might be getting my replacement flour today, so part of my day will be watching my phone for the all-important AusPost text telling me that something is in my parcel locker.

IF that parcel arrives today, I shall also use the opportunity to grab some extra cream from

One new case found and staying in Quarantine... BUT I stand by my "one arsehole" paranoia.

Today, I shall be recording images of ALL the paperwork related to Miss Chaos and sending them to the case manager. Our scanner is currently out of commission because the one compy it talks to is slowly dying. I'm not sure if we can get it to scan things any more.

Ugh.

Let's look at the headlines:

• Queensland is building a new north-south highway
• Muppet cuts

Two new cases in quarantine, and that's twice as much as yesterday and now I am having a concern. One arsehole... The more cases there are, the more potential there is for a Karen to arise and cause a massive outbreak because restrictions are easing. Ugh.

We almost got there. We almost had freedom within our grasp. We almost had a completely clean Queensland... and then some fuckers had to think they were above the rules. Repeatedly. ARGH.

I'm getting back into