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One more from off the shore, eight active cases [I can presume that the two now off the list got better] and mutterings of open borders in time for Christmas.

Here comes Plague-a-claus....

Ahem. I'm a bitter bitch. Ignore me.

I have kitties to sequester in their carrycases because TODAY is finally the day that I drag them off for their vaccines. Huzzah. Since I'm also making TWICE the bread, this weekend, I have Beloved babysitting my starter and maybe the actual loafs. Time windows are a THING.

At least I have a rack to turn the baked bread out onto. Yay.

In the news:

• Muppet aids claim he knows it's over, the liars
• China congratulates Biden on his win
• Yorkshire Ripper dies after refusing coronavirus treatment
• Arizona called for Biden
• Small wedding of 55 people kills seven, causes multiple outbreaks. OFC this happened in the USA
• Obama confesses to smoking during his term in the Whitehouse. Scandalous
• Muppet Press Secretary caught out on double standards with past videos
• China continues to not trade with Australia after ScoMo said mean things about them in relation to Covid-19
• Muppet is about to be fighting all sorts of self-caused trouble including, but not limited to: massive debt, tax fraud trials, allegations of sexual misconduct, having a "hush fund" and the associated coverups, and maybe an incoming divorce from Melania
• Article goes on to state that his claims about being able to give himself a pardon from all that are negligible at best, and dodgy at worst
• US election officials now state that Muppet's claims of voter fraud are completely fabricated, there's no evidence at all
• Australian fire season to get longer and worse, say experts
• Tattooed, foul-mouthed dad of six can feed the family on $8 and hooray for him. This may be the cue for the right wing to cut support for the needy even further, so watch out

I have Wilson on my desk and the cyclone headache of yesterday only went away when I had some actual food. Like, hell. The headache from hell kills my appetite. When the painkillers don't do it, eat something. Yargh.

I might have to come up with a Keto Cheese Melt or something. Sourdough, cheese, something for flavour. Bonus. May or may not include sour cream.

Story real soon now.

Three new cases today, all from overseas, all detected in quarantine. Ten active cases. Ten potentials to have one of them be an arsehole.

Chaos is going through my bread supplies so I'm doing a Double Batch as an attempt to keep up. One batch today, and another batch tomorrow. Which is also the new-new-rescheduled day for the cats to get their jabs.

This is the third time I have planned to traumatise my cats this week. It is stress. Jolie is

Another singular case from overseas and detected in quarantine. Another reset of my paranoia because of the One Arsehole Theory. Today's agenda calls for House Unfuckening plus Driving Mr Mayhem with a dash of writing on the side.

Yes, folks, Mayhem is actually doing something to... Get a JOB. The skies may bleed. Be warned.

We've cleaned the Maker Debris from the shed and now there is space for two cars only. So if hail cometh whilst the Tesla is away, I

Another case from overseas, and discovered in quarantine. So I'll be voting later today with FULL mask and gloves nonsense. Beloved will also be wearing a mask and gloves, because of the One Arsehole Theory:

"It only takes one arsehole to shit all over everything," -- Me

Also the gloves make it so I can use any hand sanitiser present without burning my skin off. Alcohol allergy makes for fun times in the year of the plague.

In the News:

• Sweden realises

Two new cases from overseas and detected in quarantine. Augh. Including the five active cases, that's me practicing paranoia for a further fortnight because of the One Arsehole Theory.

According to some email, I might be getting my replacement flour today, so part of my day will be watching my phone for the all-important AusPost text telling me that something is in my parcel locker.

IF that parcel arrives today, I shall also use the opportunity to grab some extra cream from

One new case found and staying in Quarantine... BUT I stand by my "one arsehole" paranoia.

Today, I shall be recording images of ALL the paperwork related to Miss Chaos and sending them to the case manager. Our scanner is currently out of commission because the one compy it talks to is slowly dying. I'm not sure if we can get it to scan things any more.

Ugh.

Let's look at the headlines:

• Queensland is building a new north-south highway
• Muppet cuts