Day Five

A 3-post collection

Friday, Day 5, No Bread

I have the bikkie cooking, there's six active cases, and the bread I made on Wednesday has remained untouched. Possibly to teach me a lesson. "See? You did not need to rush to be sure we had bread. Calm down! Relaaaax.

My peeps. My dear darling peeps. I make bread because I care about you. Don't let it sit out and get mouldy or I will do murders... Because I spent time and effort on the bread and money on the flour. If I go to all that effort for nowt, then I will be pissed.


Nothing more has come of the Nonny Hate I got. I'm past the shakes and headed towards the end of the text I have for Kosh's journal. We might be playing D&D again soon. Yay?

In the news:

  • ScoMo caught out lying on his claim that he knew nothing about the Parliament Incident as his texts reach the public
  • Ted Cruz, suspected Zodiac Killer [joke], abandons the state he engineered a winter crisis for in favour of flying to Cancun. He then blames his kids for the holiday. Stay classy
  • Facebook now stops people from sharing Aussie news, cops backlash
  • Mortal Kombat is a movie and the trailer looks awesome
  • Hostage situation in Brisbane suburb
  • Vaccine rolls out on Monday
  • Social distance markers to remain in public transit
  • Haircut nearly turns fatal (!) -- for the barber who accidentally stabbed himself with scissors
  • Smith's re-releasing Tasty Toobs
  • Putin has a secret daughter and she's a Covid Conspiracy Theory advocate. Yay [/sarcasm]
  • AusPost's flipping fish cat toy a best-seller

Onwards to making fiction. I have a 1K goal today and a house to unfuck. Then, finally, a weekend to enjoy.

Tuesday - Day Five

Good things have happened. Hilarious things have happened. Tension is still in the air and there is dancing in the street. Biden won, Muppet refuses to say anything about it, and what was meant to be a concession speech happened in a parking lot between a crematorium and a dildo store.

Sometimes, in my more paranoid moments, I wonder if the right-wing is purposefully appearing to be incompetent, so as to soften the image of their impact to the left. Sure, we

Read more »

Thursday - Day FIVE!

Woo! Five days without idiots from over the border trying to bring restrictions back into fashion. Nine to go and I can actually go shopping without a mask on. Whee.

I, for one, am glad to add a new tag to my blog system.

In the news:

  • Pilots have been taking up Aussie farming jobs as a direct result of the cultural devaluation of farming jobs. People are complaining now. The job gets you 150K a year and they promise better internet
Read more »