Mayhem fell over crook halfway through the morning and I had to take him home.
So now I’d better get a shake on with this instant story.
Please stand by.
Forty-Three Minutes, Twenty Seconds
Forty-Three Minutes, Twenty Seconds
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Ancient Kira/Odo written between seasons, and possibly before _His Way_. Contains smut, violent flashbacks, violence aftermath and babbies.
You have been warned.
Read more »Apologies in advance...
Mayhem and I are going on a little camping trip during the weekend. As a direct result, there may not be any instant stories for 48 hours.
I will attempt to make up for that lack on Sunday evening, depending on how energetic I am at the end of it.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
Read more »geekhyena: myuncertainlife: How do you guys not have a word for that? Mom always called it "Fox's wedding" or "Monkey's wedding", idk...
How do you guys not have a word for that?
Mom always called it “Fox’s wedding” or “Monkey’s wedding”, idk where she got it from. My grandma called it a sunshower.
Aussies call it “liquid sunshine”. FYI
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Flotsam
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Flotsam in it’s loquacious entirety. Up on AO3.
Read more »"Due to last year's incident involving "The Ballad of Cemetery Sue", the lyrics and/or script of any act in the talent show must be approved...
(#00154)
The entire nerd portion of the school moaned in disappointment. They all knew what it meant. The next talent show would be stripped, pasteurized, sanitized and otherwise made dull, bland, and completely boring.
“And I was going to juggle a chainsaw, a bowling ball, and a fresh egg,” whined Kurt.
Only one was cackling.
“Sara, no-o-o-o-o-o…” said Todd, possibly on automatic.
“But I was going to give them exactly what they wanted, and nothing of what they asked for,” protested Sara.
Read more »Young Knights and Old Soldiers
Read more »Saw this quote online, figured it might inspire something interesting.
“Hoping to find a ‘knight in shining armor’ is a worthless dream. His blade razor-edged, his shield polished, his breastplate ornately-gilded, they say only this - that his experience in battle is nothing, and his courage has never been tested. He has nothing but ambition and optimism in his corner, and he could easily falter and flee when that shine fades. Hope instead to find the steadfast soldier in
liberalsarecool: Give them a taste. One of my plans for world domination includes putting asshat CEOs in the middle of the consequences of...
Give them a taste.
One of my plans for world domination includes putting asshat CEOs in the middle of the consequences of their own decisions.
…and one of the many reasons for the subsequent revolution.
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bleeznuggets: ladypoetess: I'm really unsure if this is incredibly impressive, incredibly creepy, or both. Probably both. Whoa. Is this...
Prompt: Their actions may not have changed history, but they certainly changed geography.
(#00152)
They had called themselves the League of Justice. Ordinary folks who used sparky inventions to foil, imprison, or otherwise stop other sparks. And they caught Sara.
She, and her clank storage trunk, were the only things to come out of the resulting crater.
“I see you rescued yourself,” said Gil.
“I told them not to mess with my luggage. They should have taken me seriously.”
“What were they doing?”
“Changing the course of history, they believed,” Sara looked back. “They finished
Read more »stuggs: 4gifs: How not to lock up your bike Fuckin crafty. Someone’s been taking theft tips off of Minties wrappers…
How not to lock up your bike
Fuckin crafty.
Someone’s been taking theft tips off of Minties wrappers…
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Challenge #151: One Stormy Evening at Genracon
Klaus + Da Boyz + Comic Convention = Wacky Hijinks
“Ve FIGHT!”
Lightning raged, both natural and artificial, through the iron catacombs where he and this idiot trio of Jaegers had decided to pick a fight.
“Not so close to the por–”
KRAKKOW!
“–tal…”
“Vot?”
The lights came back on. Crowds in varying degrees of unrealistic dress stared at the tangle of Baron and Jaegermonsters…
And burst into shrieking applause.
Maxim straightened first,
Read more »stfueverything: activistaabsentee: colormeradical: ineedmasculism: kajiraraven: mr-cappadocia: I'm anti-feminist for many of the same...
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
PuttaforkinmeI’mdone.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reblogging for the comments.
Gold.
Read more »geekhyena: savagedamsel: mapsanddesirefrustrated replied to your post: I just I am so fucking skeeved out and I think... COSIGNED....
COSIGNED. SEVERAL FIRES. WITH FLESH-CONSUMING ASBESTOS MONGEESE.
Signed,
Geekhyena (who will donate fire-breathing sheep to provide said fires)
Signed, InterNutter. Who will supply a horde of rabid, flesh-eating plotbunnies to tear any remaining flesh apart.
Read more »golden-zephyr: freshfusion: c-aesar: kisslng: aquarais: alahae: they're all gorg diversity Gorgeous 4 of the most perfect girls in...
Read more »they’re all gorg
diversity
Gorgeous
4 of the most perfect girls in the world
they’re skin tones, they’re hair, everything about each of these girls are flawless, i love different ethnicities, it makes the world so much more beautiful
Can spot a problem with this right off.
Yeah they’re beautiful,
but I wouldn’t really call them “diverse”.. they’re still portraying the Eurocentric standard of beauty.
Most people of my ethnicity