Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

dan-will-make-you-howell: if i ever own a clothes shop i would have different sections like ‘in the name of 2007 punk’ 'for...

dan-will-make-you-howell:

if i ever own a clothes shop i would have different sections like

‘in the name of 2007 punk’

'for people who like sleeping’

'that shirt you saw online’

'clothes your dad will frown upon’

I’ll see those options and raise you “stuff that fucking fits AND looks good”

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Because science is amazing.

Someone’s comments on this article.

And God said “Let there be light.”

And Man said “Oh I’ve got to figure out how he does that.”

And verily, did Man pull photons out of the screaming abyss.

Seriously, that’s amazing. Any day now I expect someone to march out of CERN wearing their labcoat over a wizard’s robe and announce that it turns out magic is real. – RecklessPrudence

(#00288)

She

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How I have felt, on occasion.

Critical system Error at WhattheflyingF.exe
Restoring brain from backup. – RecklessPrudence

(#00287)

“You broke him!”

“Nah-uh. You broke him!”

“You’re the one who told him the fifth pun!”

“Did not!”

“Did too!”

Billie the Walter Girl sighed and reached for the Number Five hammer. About thirty PSI seemed about right.

{CLANG!}

“Somebody told a pun,” complained The Spine as he rebooted.

“Yeah, your logic circuits can&

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Sea Dragoness for Hire.: amnesiac-sara: Sea Dragoness for Hire.: Location: Stinger Peninsula....

Sea Dragoness for Hire.: amnesiac-sara: Sea Dragoness for Hire.: Location: Stinger Peninsula....

dessiemagana:

amnesiac-sara:

amnesiac-sara:

Sea Dragoness for Hire.: Location: Stinger Peninsula. Population: one lost and lonely mutant...

amnesiac-sara:

Birds and assorted winged creatures filled the air.

Sara had her best Stage Voice out. Reaching the cheap seats... or, in this case, the foothills of the...

“Contrariwise,” argued Sara, “if I'm hallucinating, you might not be here. I think I'm somewhat used to blue-ish friendly people and you could

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Dear Followers:

Yesterday (or thereabouts) you all saw this on your dashes:

This is, as you may have surmised, the cover to my first novel.

Let me tell you a little thing about this cover.

  1. It is not my work.

  2. It is the work of a very patient artist at Bespoke Book Covers.

  3. It is hella expensive.

  4. …and I’m broke.

I say “very patient” because we went through several-ty hundred revisions before we got to this. I’m

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Beta-readers!

Vital beta-reading info below the cut. If you volunteered and never got an email from me, click the read more. Everyone else, ignore this post.

I’m trusting y'all. I kinda need feedback.

PDF

ePub

Email me your errata list when you’re done.

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