Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire, lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.

(#00381 - A016)

[AN: This is the second anon prompt from the post that gets you mail]

“With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy woolly toes/ Lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows—”

Must you sing?”

“Yes.” For someone who repeatedly took over a room, Shayde sounded very small, indeed, right now. “Ye ken I dinnae like small rooms.”

Rael rolled his eyes at the universe and only thought, Why me? before he reached out with a

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TW: EXTREME RACISM AND SLURS

Alright you guys listen up. This is really REALLY important so just do me a solid here and take a minute to read this okay.

A few years ago, a good friend of mine named Whitney Mitchell became extremely sick and had to have both arms and legs amputated. She was given a 12% chance to live but she fought through it and she’s one of the bravest and most

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Challenge #00379 - A014: One Fine Afternoon Whilst Escorting the Ambassador From Jaarl

You probably already saw this but here’s another prompt for you:

http://cleromancy.tumblr.com/post/69788968504/something-i-think-about-a-lot-is-what-if-alien

[AN: No, I hadn’t seen it, but I’m running with the idea]

Not everyone meets the galactic confluence at a convenient time. And rather than rousing the ire of over thirty thousand assorted ambassadors just for an introduction, a new Ambassador is sent to go on a tour of the most important planets to know about.

And ever

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More then meets the eye!

(#00378 - A013)

[AN: This is one of the ones I got from the post that gets you mail. I got three in total.]

Etta had often found evidence for human insanity, but she was constantly surprised by the human capacity for being unobservant. They could make anything normal.

Cogniscent lizards? Fine. Lizards in uniform? Okay. A dog in uniform was ‘cute’ and Etta had to reserve some time apart from her duties for photographs of her with Boy. A

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dragonkyng: It's not Moran. Moriarty is alive and I'll prove it. First off, when investigating a possible suicide, detectives often find...

dragonkyng:

It’s not Moran. Moriarty is alive and I’ll prove it.

First off, when investigating a possible suicide, detectives often find the gun away from the body. This is because the act of firing and the act of the body going limp, throws the gun away from the body.

Also there is no blood spatter, no bone fragments, no brain particulates. A gun shot like that would have nearly ripped the back of his head off. And the blood pool

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ATTENTION BETA-READERS (this means you!)

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,

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Challenge #00377 - A012: Fandom Follies

You mentioned once in a fic that Kurt was a B5 fan.  Mind ficcing more about that?  (I’ve been bingeing on B5 lately).  Bonus if Sara is involved.  ^_^

“And then Marcus pops up out of nowhere an–”

“Wait. This is a fanfic, ja?”

“Ye-es. What part of AU did you fail to understand?”

“The AU part. I was hoping further conversation would help me decode you.”

“Just put your hand

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Did I mention that editing FUCKING SUCKS yet?

Whilst waiting for my dear Beta Readers to get back to me about Hevun’s Ambassador [C'mon! Hurry it along! It’s half-past January already!] I am putting together One Year of Instants.

Which requires a table of contents.

And in the making of said table of contents, I have discovered that pretty much ALL OF THE STORIES ARE FUCKING MIS-NUMBERED since story #16

There are no words for the level of meltdown that is threatening my sanity, right now.

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