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thefinespine: everyone please draw the spine finding a tiny baby horsie owl I can’t draw, but I can write. Stand back - there may...

thefinespine:

everyone please draw the spine finding a tiny baby horsie owl 

I can’t draw, but I can write.

Stand back - there may be feels.

*

After the dark and stormy night was the bright and wreckage-strewn morning. In the absence of the usual automated systems - knocked out by the city-wide blackout - the robots were the ones doing the heavy lifting.

Mostly doing the heavy lifting, anyway. Rabbit and Hatchworth were erroneously attempting to build a treehouse out of real trees. The Spine didn’t have the heart to tell them they were really building an inexpertly thatched hut. Not yet.

He’d let it go until something or someone caught fire.

The Spine lifted yet another branch and balanced it on his shoulder, but he didn’t take it to the shredder, because something small fell out of it.

Something small, pale, fluffy and wriggling.

Hardly wriggling at that.

The Spine bought up his emergency medical database and, fighting down the flashbacks from the wars accessed the veterinary data on avians. This specimen was a hatchling. Species - owl. It would need to be warm and secure.

The Spine scooped up the tiny fluff-ball in his other hand. Cradled it against his chest, where he was the warmest.

“Stay strong, little fella,” he murmured. “I’ll make sure you’re safe.”

*

Mixing up the special blend of baby owl food had been… gross… At least he’d had the sense to use a blender (after checking five times that Rabbit wasn’t around) for it, but handling all the raw materials was something he’d rather forget.

And he would tell Rabbit, later, about what happened to her third-best feather boa. And explain to Pete VI about why he’d suddenly needed so many socks. Or a calibratable infra-red lamp.

At least the cardboard box, in which the improvised nest and the little owl sat, was unclaimed by anyone for anything special. He’d set the whole thing up in the high, safe places of the Hall of Wires, where Marshmallow could never reach. There, he carefully fed the owlet with a pipette - yet another tool he’d appropriated and steam cleaned - and cooed encouragingly to the ravenous little creature.

He felt a warmth inside him that could not be traced physically. Love? He didn’t know. “You’re going to need a name, little fella.”

The owlet, annoyed that food was currently not forthcoming, let out a screech that was almost like a whinny.

The Spine smiled and fed him more food. “All right, pard'ner. Your name is Horsey. Good Horsey.”

Horsey the owl was just happy to gulp down blended mouse bits.

Random Steam Powered Giraffe headcannon

rileylaroux:

internutter:

The robots are not anatomically correct.

[IMO this allows them to love more purely]

That’s not a headcanon. In the original comic you see The Spine nude - they’re just robots, nothing underneath at all. They have a fairly tenuous grasp of what love is, too.

Speaking of which I think we’re getting really close to seeing the robots in the comic. I’m psyched >:3

Given some of the more… risqué… art going

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robotramshackle: steampoweredhotness: spica-tea: I'M FINALLY DONE. You can read more about it on the DA Page. I made this 11.7"x17" at...

robotramshackle:

steampoweredhotness:

spica-tea:

I’M FINALLY DONE. 

You can read more about it on the DA Page.

I made this 11.7”x17” at 300 dpi so this could actually be posters. I might do a giveaway someday. 

i would so buy this as a poster

Rabbit has a sad look somehow :/ 

Of course Rabbit’s sad. Look closer. She’s wearing the uniform of a paratrooper.

They drop her out of airplanes at the enemy.

Very possibly not factoring

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Challenge #00402 - A037: First Resort of Fools

Ahh, the eternal paradox: A quick wit is best accompanied by quick reflexes, but a dull wit is best complemented by a sharp blade. – RecklessPrudence

“Ey up. Here’s trouble.”

Rael followed her line of sight. There were two of them. A big, burly lump of a biped who, because he wore grey clothes meant to wear hard, had to be the enforcement. Accompanying the cogniscent mountain was a smaller, lither being who, despite being reptilian, could only

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etnequaquamultrainterficietur: holkie: bored-no-more: Broken leg or not... have reputation to keep! Very determined kitty cat's...

etnequaquamultrainterficietur:

holkie:

bored-no-more:

Broken leg or not… have reputation to keep!

Very determined kitty 

cat’s like…”We. Do not. CLOSE DOORS. In this house” 


If a kitten with a cast can squeeze under a door, Marshmallow can get around Walter Mansion, no problems.

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adu101: trekkiebeth: bunnybennett: trekkiebeth: trekkiebeth: I swear, one of these days I'm going to show up to the zoo with a pair of...

adu101:

trekkiebeth:

bunnybennett:

trekkiebeth:

trekkiebeth:

I swear, one of these days I’m going to show up to the zoo with a pair of pruning shears and get those stupid bushes under control.

Wow, 160 notes on my silly post about bushes? Oh right, it’s not about the bushes.

Bunny has extremely rebloggable legs.

Mmmm. Mmm. Mmm. Love those new pants.

Just gonna leave this here for everyone that hates them. Every pelvic thrust and hip gyration is me thinking of

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Challenge #00401 - A036: Assistant's Assistance

Once nonhuman Terran species were uplifted into greater levels of sentience, the concept of ‘service animal’ changed a great deal.  (I wanna see how that concept would apply to sentient nonhuman Terran species..  Like, a blind sentient cat with a seeing-eye ferret or something - you get the gist)

Augments were legal. Uplifts were not. Especially not Uplifts like the unfortunate populations teeming about Nufurria.

They existed, and because they existed, the Galactic Alliance had to help them. No cogniscent

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lexlifts: pisceswitch: hipstermoriarty: hipstermoriarty: lostthebattlebutwonthewar: Great Barrier Reef authorities have just said YES...

lexlifts:

pisceswitch:

hipstermoriarty:

hipstermoriarty:

lostthebattlebutwonthewar:

Great Barrier Reef authorities have just said YES to coal port companies dumping dredge waste inside this World Heritage Area — all to make way a coal ship superhighway through our Reef. Reblog if this outrageous decision does not represent you. This is a massive disappointment, but we cannot give up hope. Sign up here to make our movement bigger than ever and keep up the fight to ‪#‎SaveTheReef‬http://www.SaveTheReef.org.au

Please Sign the

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