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Challenge #00853-B122: Summons in Trouble

“…‘and thus do we condem the acts of the malevolent…’? Wait… MALEVOLENT? How dare they call me ‘malevolent’!”

“Yeah, if anything, you’re just incompetent.”

“…Of course, I – hey, who’s side are you on, anyway?!”

“Yours, of course, Master… but even you must admit that your experiments are… a little lacking.”

“Of course they are - they’re experiments. They exist so that I know what to do better next time.”

“But the cogniscent cheese, sir…”

“What? I thought Horace was rather cute.”

“The villagers didn’t.”

“Pfah. Peasants. What do they know?”

“Apparently,” Igor peered at the paperwork, “the summoning of  Tril’bii Mi’so and sundry other legal entities.”

At last, the master grew pale. “You mean…”

“Yes. A class action lawsuit.”

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eldiablocabra:ladygolem:communist-witch:fabulouskillerkaraokequeer:Ok, so I saw a few people doing this, after they heard Leelah's monster...

eldiablocabra:

ladygolem:

communist-witch:

fabulouskillerkaraokequeer:

Ok, so I saw a few people doing this, after they heard Leelah’s monster of a mother was going to take down Leelah’s Suicide note, so I took pictures as well, because we can’t let this die, we can’t let it disappear.

staff why

staff how do you sleep at night 

If you want to see Leelah’s note and more, go here.

Ungentle reminder that Leelah’s mother effectively killed Leelah with

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pantheracantus: blondebombshellescort: yearofwomen: MAY 21 - NICOLE TICEAAt just fifteen years old, Vancouver high school student Nicole...

pantheracantus:

blondebombshellescort:

yearofwomen:

MAY 21 - NICOLE TICEA

At just fifteen years old, Vancouver high school student Nicole Ticea developed an early-stage HIV test that’s as easy to use as an over-the-counter pregnancy test. Unlike current rapid response tests which rely on testing antibodies, Ticea utilized a technique known as isothermic nucleic acid amplification, making it possible to detect the virus as early as one week after infection. The disposable device does not rely on electricity, provides results in under one

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Challenge #00852-B121: Catching Up

Ok If I’ve timed this right it ought to be just after eurovision.

Your prompt today is whatever act won.

[AN: You got it right. I’m willing to bet you were expecting something like Gay Disco Dracula though]

Shayde called it ‘degaussing’ when she didn’t call it “Catching up wi’ five hundred years o’ Tivo” and it usually involved a bucket of popcorn. Buttered, of course.

“So what are you binging on, tonight?”

“Eurovision.”

Her answers always surprised him.

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titaniumspokes: theequeenpin: illbegotdamn: funkychocolate101: stayingwoke:occupyallstreets:Cops Cheer NYPD Officer Who Killed Teen Over...

titaniumspokes:

theequeenpin:

illbegotdamn:

funkychocolate101:

stayingwoke:

occupyallstreets:

Cops Cheer NYPD Officer Who Killed Teen Over Marijuana

The cheers of fellow cops for her unarmed son’s killer stung Constance Malcolm as cruelly as the bitter tears in her eyes.

“That’s how they work,” the heartbroken mom said Wednesday after Officer Richard Haste was sprung on $50,000 bail in the Feb. 2 shooting of Ramarley Graham. “You see it every day.”

Malcolm and her husband, Franclot Graham, sobbed throughout the Bronx Criminal

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Challenge #00851-B120: One Fine Evening at a Galactic Mixer Party

Between two cultures, the body language and customs for aggression/anger in one are very similar to the flirting/courtship of the other.

In this scenario: A series of attempts to get an individual to agree to a date are taken entirely the wrong way.

She shouldn’t have gone amongst the Deathworlders. She could already feel her mortality creeping up on her. Havenworlders and Deathworlders never mixed well.

“Pretty,” said one of the Deathworlders. A tall beast with entirely too much

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shitrichcollegekidssay:fallen-inspiration:theholyfoot:If you want to help secure the rights of women all over the world go here.If you want...

shitrichcollegekidssay:

fallen-inspiration:

theholyfoot:

If you want to help secure the rights of women all over the world go here.
If you want to help people from north korea go here.
If you want to help stop child labor go here. 
If you want to help people escape from their current situation go here. 
If you want to help refugees reunite with their families go here. 

If you want to permanently help the people who are still living in inhumane conditions all over

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mahoganyandmemory: iinventedeverything: weian-fu: sewingtutorials: Learn to Sew "...a series of free online tutorials guiding you...

mahoganyandmemory:

iinventedeverything:

weian-fu:

sewingtutorials:

Learn to Sew

“…a series of free online tutorials guiding you through the basics of sewing, from setting up your machine, to understanding sewing patterns, and finishing your seams.”

Saving this for later cause I’m getting rusty as a muggerbugger

SEWCIAL JUSTICE!!!


Reblogging again for new commentary.

Reblogging for myself

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Challenge #00850-B119: One Fine Bar Fight at a Galactic Crossroads

Between two cultures, the body language and customs for aggression/anger in one are very similar to the flirting/courtship of the other.

In this scenario: An aggressive display is mistaken for flirting.

She got into the human’s personal space. Closed her off from any escape. Rumbled in a low threat, “I like your face.”

The human bared her teeth and uttered a barking call. Then she pressed her rubbery mouth to  Hoq’a’lu’gi’s face. “I think you’

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