Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

yaldobaoth: So I've been meaning to do one of these for a while now but I never really found the motivation to put the post together. But...

yaldobaoth:

So I’ve been meaning to do one of these for a while now but I never really found the motivation to put the post together. 

But we’re doing it now. Why? Because fuck yeah that’s why.

My name is Timaeus Faustus, and I’m doing a god damned Steam Giveaway…

With a twist.


Here’s what you get:

  • Mass Effect
  • Skyrim
  • Two Copies of the Don’t Starve Frontier
    Pack, one for you, three for your friends
  • Bastion
  • Five Nights at
    Freddy’s
  • Waveform
  • The Room
  • The Binding of Isaac
  • Far Sky

The Rules:

1. You do not have to be following me, but it’s greatly appreciated if you do

2. One reblog will count your name down once, do not spam your followers with multiple reblogs or you will be disqualified.

3. Tumblr is not endorsing this giveaway in any way.

4. When the winner is decided, I will send them an ask requesting their steam username OR their email address. If they do not respond within 48 hours, I will pick someone else.

5. Entries will, of course, be picked by random number generator.

6. Want to get an extra entry? Here’s the twist - if you reblog this post with a link to something positive you’ve done for someone else on tumblr within 24 hours of your reblog, you will be counted for the draw another two times. This is not necessarily specific, but examples include:

  • Positive, friendly asks to cheer someone up
  • Reblogging a selfie with flattering comments
  • Promoting someone’s blog.
“But isn’t that like, really insincere, doing nice things for people just to enter a contest?”

The internet is a horrible place, the gaming community especially. People have been slinging negativity around in the gaming culture without thinking twice about who it impacts. This isn’t meant to spread insincerity, it’s supposed to inject a bit more friendliness into as much of the community as I can.


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  • If this post reaches 5,000 notes OR I receive 250 links to positive actions, before the deadline, whichever comes first, I will add Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition to the giveaway.

  • If this post reaches 10,000 notes OR I receive 500 links to positive actions, before the deadline, whichever comes first, I will add Dragon Age: Origins to the giveaway.

The Deadline is May 31st. Spread the word.

shwetanarayan: soradiesinkh3: possumemporium: logicadinfinitum:edea-florence:friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as...

shwetanarayan:

soradiesinkh3:

possumemporium:

logicadinfinitum:

edea-florence:

friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as fat shaming (◡‿◡✿)

friendly reminder that second-hand smoking damages the people around you by making them inhale carbon monoxide and carcinogenic chemical compounds linked to diseases such as lung cancer and childhood leukaemia and can cause pregnant women to lose their baby whereas second-hand eating isn’t even a thing (◡‿◡✿)

okay but addiction is formed through poverty and trauma and is a mental illness
and this website sparkly

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Challenge #00856-B125: Just... Don't Ask

I’d ask what else could go wrong, but I think I’ve got quite enough happening as it is, thank you.

“Awright… awright…” the entity calling herself Shayde seemed to
be having difficulty with the sugar-coated and softened information they
had just told her. “I can deal wi’ this. I can… I can deal wi’ this. Wee bitty bits. Aye. Deal wi’ it in wee bitty bits.”

The attending
medtechs were watching her vital signs like hawks. As

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littlereddo: zimmay: I've just been hit by the worst case of art theft in my life. My fan illustration, The Great Wave off Kanto, is being...

littlereddo:

zimmay:

I’ve just been hit by the worst case of art theft in my life. My fan illustration, The Great Wave off Kanto, is being sold on phone cases through some of the shadiest websites I’ve ever seen, and there’s nothing I can do to contact them.

Most of these sites have contact pages, but their emails bounce, their phone numbers are fake, and the American addresses they list show empty farms and fields on google maps. The

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It's 1AM and I can't sleep

Prepare for the chain-of-consciousness blither.

I’m on my phone so IDK how to put this through a readmore whatsit. Please forgive what might be a wall of text.

Feel free to skip this post.

It’s my third year of writing at a pro level and I have hit one FUCK of a hump. It’s been one hell of a year, this year. Almost like this book is doomed.

Or I’m cursed.

This year has

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Movie Rec: Tomorrowland

mumlymag:

Yes, yes. I know. It sounds like yet another movie based on a Disney ride. And we all still remember how Pirates of the Caribbean turned out.

But this one… does things a little differently.

And better yet, it shows evidence that Disney is learning from its past abominations mistakes.

For starters, it’s a girl’s hero-journey disguised as a guy’s. Viewers are supposed to think it’s all about George Clooney rather than the starry-eyed Britt Robertson’s.

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Challenge #00855-B124: One Dark and Stormy Evening in an Abandoned Subterranean Clank Lab

“Listen carefully,” they said. “This is absolutely true and not at all a desperate lie.”

Click-clack-clunk. “Previous data indicates that the organic will now lie. Subject… asks… that you do not.”

The human invader paused. “All right. Fine. I don’t want to be trapped in here.”

“Neither do I,” said Subject. “Subject wants… I need… my creator.“

Now the human narrowed their eyes. “You’re not the average clank… are you?”

Subject
looked down at the

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internutter:rubesdragon:justatouchofdeath:lazerprincessthis is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, this is so even if...

internutter:

rubesdragon:

justatouchofdeath:

lazerprincess

this is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, 

this is so even if her mom deletes her blog, everything is saved, 

her blog has already been removed and posts are being removed. dont stop reblogging this, dont let them silence us, dont let Leelah Alcorn be forgotten 

For the record - Leelah’s mother is a real asshat.

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Challenge #00854-B123: Ahead by a Nose

Child: Mommy! Mommy! I found a head! Can I keep it?
Mum: No, you can’t keep it. Now go and give it back to the gentlebot who lost it.
Child: They didn’t say “thank you”, Mommy.
Mum: Don’t worry about it, dear. Some people don’t know how to be polite after they’ve been decapitated.

[AN: We all know the gentlebots of steampoweredgiraffe​ are well-mannered enough thank peeps who help when they’ve lost their heads, so…

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I want to be evil...

I just made my own day, today. By being absolutely nasty to some viral vector in a call centre.

Okay. So you know those ass-hats who ring around trying to get you to install malware so they can “clean up” the viruses in your computer?

Well, I managed to tie one up for a good twenty minutes.

My method? I pretend to be dear old Dotty Matrice, who only has one computer. An Atari. Though she pronounces it “a tar eye”.

Every

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