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deathcomes4u: kaybee384: starborn-vagabond: carnivaldog: tortle: coyoteorian: torntethers: So. I love dinosaurs.I love barn owls.And...

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So. 
I love dinosaurs.
I love barn owls.
And then this happened.
Possible new mascot?  

Oh my god I am in love

oh
my
god

OH MY FUCK

GIVE IT TO ME

I WANT TO MAKE ONE NOW, YOU CAN’T STOP ME

FUCKING AKJSH;KAJHS;LKJNHAS

I WANNA MAKE ONE TOO

OMFG

YES

Sdbjrvnwour when i first looked at the image i focussed on the left side and then my brain thought the end of the tan ones tail was a projectile poop WTF BRAIN

Would that make the super-predator version of these…

[sunglasses]

Owl-asaurus?

[Sometimes, I just can’t help myself]

Challenge me?

Once again, I am bereft of fiction prompts to write an instant (shortish) fiction based thereupon.

So, once again, I ask you, my dear readers, to challenge me to do something you’d like to see done.

Anything at all.

Submit a prompt, ask me a question about my pet universe, or even pop a thought into the answer box below. In return you will get your very own free miniature fiction here on my blog for the enjoyment of all.

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Chalenge #00026: Young Love, Stay Love

 quietstorm81 answered: Old couple commenting on young couple having an awkward but visably loving first date in a park

They took the ramp up to third balcony level in Big Tree Park. Poor Mal’s knees wouldn’t let him do stairs, any more.

Their usual bench was occupied by a young couple, so they took the next one. It was good to sit and watch the green things grow. And some of the things that weren’t exactly

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 35

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Thirty-Five: Six Degrees

  Mr Peeper was suffering from conflicting instincts. One said stick near Mom. The other said to run away from the big scary loud noisy thing.

  Unfortunately for Mr Peeper, Mom *was* the big scary loud noisy thing.

  He obeyed both instincts by running around in circles and making as much noise as he could.

*

  Logan spent a panicked few seconds trying to identify the source of the unearthly noise. He really

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That was my last challenge prompt

I think I’ve been doing moderately well with my challenges, so far. Anyone is welcome to submit a prompt, and it doesn’t have to be fanficcy.

Anything you’d like to see written, I’ll make an honest effort to write.

Anything.

Take me at my word. Submit a prompt, ask a question, or even give a prompt in the answer-space below.

Want to see what I can do?

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Challenge #00025: Movie Madness

Rogue and Rahne, the closest the Evo cast arguably has to a vampire and werewolf, end up having to watch the latest vampire-and-werewolf-starring cinematic blockbuster - the Twilight movies, courtesy of a lost bet (likely with Kitty).  Cue the mocking and snarkiness!

[This author has only seen the first Twilight movie and removed herself from the sequels as a means of self-preservation]

“So what’s this all about, then?” asked Rahne. Kitty was standing guard at the door and,

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 34

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Thirty-Four: Defence

  There was a long minute where they stared at each other. Bluebelle hid behind Kurt and peeked out at the Prydes from behind his elbow. Mr Peeper did what chickens did best - peck aimlessly at anything that looked like it might have become edible within the last ten minutes.

  “Why don’t you tell *me* what you find so objectional about my company?” he suggested. He didn’

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More tales from the Scooter Conspiracy?

(#00024)

“Is there any actual way to make them stop?”

Sara looked up from her careful work. Designing a shatter-proof karate tree. There was lots of maths and tables of data. “Who happened this time?”

“It was a group effort,” said Mr Summers. “I have seen more creative teamwork from my students on your behalf than I’ve ever seen in my life.”

“What. Did they. Do?”

Sigh. “A live

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 33

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Thirty-Three: Recovery

  They’d had to give him a painkiller so that he’d sleep.

  To the outside world, Kurt had stared at the tile, and then fainted. When he came to, an hour later, he’d cried like a child.

  Bluebelle was understandably upset.

  Kitty tried to comfort her by telling her that her Daddy was just sad about something he’d just remembered.

  They had to give the

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Challenge #00023: About a Girl

Scott and Sara’s father have a conversation about Sara, Todd, Jean, Duncan and life beyond being a mutant. Bonus if Sara herself makes an appearance.

Sam found him staring at nothing, leaning on a balcony rail and looking teen-serious, aka constipated. “You’re looking flabblegabbed. Sara happen to you?”

“Uh. Yes. Sir. Mr Adrien.”

“You can call me ‘Sam’ if it suits your fancy.” He joined the teen at leaning on

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 32

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Thirty-Two: The Blade Cuts

  The realm of memory is usually like a jigsaw. Pieces can fit together in an alarming number of ways.

  This one was like a field of broken glass.

*

  Kurt woke up, then threw up in short order. Where?

  Hess’ place. One of them, anyway. She’d had time to decorate, lining the walls with implements of torture and sprays of blood.

  At least it was *dry* blood, or

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 31

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Thirty-One: Sabotage

  “Of course I told Principal Kelly,” said Ororo. “All he did was mutter something about sailing the _Titanic_ and a nice day for deckchairs… He has a nasty twitch under his left eye…”

  Bluebelle was trying to make Kurt brush her hair. “…please, Daddy? I promise I’ll be good. Please come back.”

  Xavier dipped into Kurt’s head, finding Kurt

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