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(#00022)

“Not quite fare from my homeland,” said Amara. “Some of the spices are illegal in this country, I have found.”

“No other country on the planet uses hashish as a spice,” said Ororo. “I assisted with the substitutions, but the rest is all Amara’s work.”

Appreciative coos emitted from all over the table. This was, after all, the first time that the exotic princess had done any ‘servile work’ that wasn’t a punishment. 

“Please, when a royal does anything, it is art.”

“Is there a vegetarian option?”

Amara smiled smugly. “There is no meat in any of this. It is, after all, the feast of Chi'quaina.”

The rest of the assembled X-men smiled and nodded. A few even made mental notes to look up the entity mentioned at a later date.

Unfortunately for them, Chi'quaina was a fire goddess.

“omigaaaahhhhh….. mah mouf… iss mewtin…”

“I CAN SMELL COLOURS!”

“…unglaublich… milk… bitte… milk…”

“mah tung ish on fahr…”

Ororo, tears streaming down her face, coughed. “How much… Siracha… did you put in here?”

“Three bottles. Why?”

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Scientists successfully generate gasoline out of thin air
Breakthrough technology takes carbon, hydrogen and oxygen from CO2 and water in the air to create methanol and then converts it into gasoline.

We’ll never hear about this again. And we may never hear from those scientists again.

Amazing though.

Big Oil’s gonna be piiiiiiiiissed

Somebody go put these folks in the witness protection program before they get hits put on them

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so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

you are a perfect person

Classic. Literally :)

(#00020)

“I’m goin’,”

“Yes I’m goin’,”

“I’m. Going to the.”

“Goin’ yes I’m goin’ to the –”

“HARDWARE STOOOOOORRRREEE!”

“ELF!”

“It wasn’t *just* me, mein herr…”

“What’s wrong with the classics?” asked Kitty.

“I like that song,” said one of the Jamies. He’d been half

(#00017)

There are ten thousand dirty stories in this city. I’m just one of them. My name is Miki Spelaine. I’m a cop. And in case you missed the magnificent boobs and the ass made of sass, I’m also a girl.

Treat me right, I’m a lady. Do me wrong… well, you better not do me wrong.

This job is littered with divorces and broken relationships. Being a cop eats love and spits

Warren Buffett, in a recent interview with CNBC, offers one of the best quotes about the debt ceiling:

“I could end the deficit in 5 minutes,” he told CNBC. “You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election.

The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people