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feminishblog: eco-before-ego: The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard If I were going to describe the perfect...

feminishblog:

eco-before-ego:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

Well, I’ll be damned. This is a much better article than the ones I’ve seen before it, so I wanted to share.

Take note. There will be protests about this. Both for and against.

I have my arguments ready [pro, BTW] do you?

The minions have unionized.

(#00027)

“One! Two! Three! Four! No more beating on Igor!”

Mad Doctor Snapcase stared in confusion at the brown-robed hunchbacks below. How could they do this to him? He needed them for… for…

For everything.

Igors did everything he didn’t want to do. They took in the mail, they took out the trash, they took in the laundry, they took everything. Including the blame.

No roars of “Minion!” could bring him a handy target

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 38

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Thirty-Eight: Adjusting

  Tom thought he’d panicked when he found out Kitty was a mutant. Staying in a whole school full of them was just constant terror. Every time he turned around, someone was doing something bizarre and unearthly. Sure, he’d got used to Bluebelle and Kurt through near-constant exposure, but the others just unnerved him.

  They pulled *stunts* with their powers. Like Bobby icing over an entire room so the

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Weather report from the wilds of Burpengary East

(Yeah, we had a bit of a name change) The wind is up, the electricity is off, and it’s still raining.

Our yard has the creek in it again but the good news is, no trees are down.

I’m typing this on my phone, which is a pain in the arse. Which is why there might not be an instant story, today. My sincere apologies to all.

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Odd things found in ethnic grocery stores.

FYI - I’m still OK in the middle of the superstorm hitting East Australia right now. Hatches battened down well.

(#00027)

“…don’t know why I keep getting dragged into this…” mumbled Rael.

“I cannae resist the melodious sound of yer bitchin’,” said Shayde. She had a hessian shopping bag and was currently picking through sunglasses. Looking for some that fit her huge, bioluminescent eyes. She found a pair in a violent

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roseaposey: "Judgments"I took this last year, but in retrospect, I think it's my strongest piece from high school. Working on this project...

roseaposey:

“Judgments”

I took this last year, but in retrospect, I think it’s my strongest piece from high school.

Working on this project really made me examine my own opinions, preconceptions and prejudices about “slutty” women and women who choose to cover all of their skin alike. I used to assume that all women who wore Hijabs were being oppressed, slut-shame, and look down on and judge any woman who didn’t express her sexuality in a way that I found

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 37

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Thirty-Seven: Grandstanding

  The bottom right-hand corner of the screen read, “Live CNN” and pictured a court room. An otherwise harmless-looking old woman sat proudly with the defence. Only her orange jumpsuit declared her as a felon. A white cane hung suspended from the prosecution’s chair.

  A girl in the jury with purple-dyed hair checked her makeup before taking out a notebook and a pen. Another juror was knitting. A third

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juliedillon: Just a few more left in the series of illustrations for the Llewellyn Worldwide 2014 Astrology Calendar! :o Libra: September...

juliedillon:

Just a few more left in the series of illustrations for the Llewellyn Worldwide 2014 Astrology Calendar! :o

Libra: September 23- October 22. Cardinal Air sign. Colors: Green, blue-green, pale green. Balance, harmony, judgement, symmetry, relationships. Can be very diplomatic, finds balance between focus on the self and on others; negotiates, but not forcefully, and finds compromise. They use reasoned argument and intelligence to win people over, rather than relying on manipulation. Enjoy communicating their thoughts, are very intelligent and social.

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raltar: A strange phenomena is happening in some Russian forests. People are finding strange, deep holes. They appear in the dense forest,...

raltar:

A strange phenomena is happening in some Russian forests. People are finding strange, deep holes.

They appear in the dense forest, in the places you can’t reach in a car or truck to bring any equipment to drill the ground. There is no soil nearby that could have been taken from such deep hole.

When people are brave enough to venture into the holes, they find that they end abruptly in the darkness. There are no reasonable ideas on how

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 36

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Thirty-Six: Justice

  “‘Sup with him, yo?”

  “Looks like a nightmare,” said Fred. He gently taped Lance on the shoulder. “Hey, wake up.”

  “That’s not how you do it,” said Pietro. “Allow *me*.” In a flash, the speedster had Lance over his shoulder and headed towards the bathroom.

  “Let us have a moment of silence,” announced Tabitha, “for the

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Challenge #00026: I Spy

 quietstorm81 answered: A mother finding out about her daughter’s crush via somewhat unethical snooping in a stash of love letters.

Station night was well and truly underway. She should have been going home. She should be closing down her office and leaving it all to the night crew. It was late and getting later. Her family would soon wonder where she was.

Sheppard would be wanting his bedtime story.

Lyr knew all this. She knew what she was doing was a

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