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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12636 posts

Challenge #00438 - A064: That's a Bad Motto

Hey, you know my motto - live fast, die young, and leave a corpse they gotta wear hazmat suits when they cremate. – RecklessPrudence

Triibo boggled at the human salvage operator. “You live by this creed?”

“Ev'ry damn day,” smiled the Human.

“Now I know why they call you Teymour the Really Mad.”

“You’d be surprised how often I end up hearing that,” said Teymour.

“No I wouldn’t.”

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in your series of peter/iris fics i noticed you tend to characterize peter as rather transphobic and misogynistic, i understand he learns...

There’s such a thing as absorbing hateful things without having them known as hateful. In my head cannon, Peter is rather isolated and has intense trouble adapting to things that are the exact opposite of everything he’s learned in academia. He’s learned that the world fits frame A and everything outside of that is, at the very least, disturbing.

For instance: Bobby is a man with Down’s Syndrome. You can bet money that there

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #7:

Ravenous hedgehogs

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear Diary,

While we were out yesterday enjoying the somewhat nicer weather, Steve and Bunny and I got onto the topic of the garden’s quality. It’s overgrown and there are quite a few weeds, and we figured we may as well clean it up before springtime fully hit.

I figured, for this occasion, I might as well wear an appropriate

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Not that I'm complaining too hard...

But do I have a sign on my blog that says “Prompt!Spam me!” or something?

‘Cause I can go for days without one prompt and then one of y'all up and goes, “I know! I’ll send InterNutter about ten bajillion prompts!”

I’m not complaining because I know I’m never going to run out of story ideas. I’m complaining because I have to count those suckers to get a

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spacemuffinz: bunnybennett: Good Morning. Oh my cotton candy gumdrops are you kidding me this is so flipping BEAUTIFUL you are a...

spacemuffinz:

bunnybennett:

Good Morning.

Oh my cotton candy gumdrops are you kidding me this is so flipping BEAUTIFUL you are a QUEEEEEEEN

I only have one question:

On a random encounter with Goddess Bunny, is it appropriate to do the Wayne’s World “we’re not worthy” grovel so she can smoosh her fancy shoes in our faces immediately… or must we ask permission?

I, of course, understand that table-centric meets require an orderly queue. But are

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Challenge #00437 - A063: Hivemind Negotiations

“It was rather like being surrounded by a mob of very curious puppies with no regard for one’s personal bubble. He/she stood very still lest he/she step on one and tried to resist the urge to pick one up for a cuddle”

There was also an urge to flee, shrieking, from the environment because the Trrt'krr -or ‘Jelly Dancers’- resembled nothing more than a sparkling cloud of very small jellyfish.

These were the

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Answering this now because it's more of an ask than a prompt.

For all the snippets involving Shayde, there hasn’t been much more than a hinted explanation of how she got to be where she is now. So, how did she arrive in the Galactic Alliance, and was it before or after other humans had made proper contact?

(Also, what does Shayde look like? I can’t find a description but I remember something about being like a living shadow so my best guess is similar to the Death in “

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #6:

flattened and turned into a Frisbee

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear Diary,

Today was fairly nice weather, so the robots and a couple Walter Workers decided to go outside. The air was pretty crisp, not exactly cold but not exactly warm either.

Of all days, I thought today would be the safest to wear a fedora.

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All of this from one mad chat session during an

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Challenge #00436 - A062: Humans!

If it’s stupid but it works, it’s not a stupid idea.

*post-plan*

I don’t care if it worked, that was still a stupid idea.

Ax'and'l glared at them. Taking up space. They had been taking up space in Hwell’s quarters, but everywhere they went… Hwell just had to trot a few out into the open and try to sell them off.

“When are we going to get rid of those horrendous–

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