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goddamnitjean: descartesthinksnot: HELLO The petition to legally recognize non-binary genders expired because it did not reach 100,000...

goddamnitjean:

descartesthinksnot:

HELLO

The petition to legally recognize non-binary genders expired because it did not reach 100,000 signatures in time.

HERE IS A NEW PETITION. It expires April 20th. DO NOT LET THIS ONE FAIL AS WELL.

We have a month, guys. Please sign, or re-sign if you’d signed the old one. This is so important.

WMMDDWFIWM

meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #20:

GG read that only douches wear fedoras and confronts Him about it

[prompt given by anonymous]

Dear diary,

I think today went fairly normally. I did some work and talked with some people, some things exploded and reverse-exploded, nothing hugely out of the ordinary happened. I guess the day sort of fell apart at the end of it.

I shouldn’t have had any confidence that my fedora

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the-uncensored-she: birchsoda: nazmat: hotanimebabe: straight dudes 100 percent of their lives I didn't think people like this actually...

the-uncensored-she:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

…horrifying.


Forever Alone Club AGM

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Assuming non-perfect replicas of the human form, people would theoretically be as likely to be attracted to a robot as they would to a...

(#00452 - A077)

They had corresponded for months before they found out that they both lived on the same station - just operated in different time zones[1]. And for that discovery, there were repeated efforts to make it to the same place at the same time. And neither, for varied excuses, had sent images of their faces.

She thought she was ugly. He saw no point in aesthetic evaluation. Which was probably code for he thought he was ugly, too.

And

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Challenge #00450-451 - A075-76: Whuffo/The Inauguration of Mayor McToilet

(Can I do this? I’m doing it anyway.)

Free day! If there’s a drabble you’ve been wanting to write but haven’t had the right prompt to do it, now’s the time.

[AN: I don’t know when I’m going to get one of these again, so I’m going for broke. Be warned: the first one included feels inspired by this post. The second one is just a

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Challenge #00449 - A074: The Nose Compass

(Actually said by a friend today)

“I have absolutely no idea what it smells like… But it smells like food”

Amalgam Station masses roughly the same as a Dwarf Planet, but is much, much larger in size because Dwarf Planets do not, for instance, contain corridors, cavernous spaces, parks, amenities, and infrastructure.

People tend to forget this. What they know of Amalgam Station becomes the sole total of their experience and they wander no further than their own knowledge.

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WMMDDWFIWM

meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #17:

Offered to the Spine as a replacement hat for a show

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

The Spine’s fedoras appeared to have all gone missing very recently. I was glad that for once my fedora was okay, but I feared that it would not last. Today the bots were being shipped out to a local San Diego venue in order to perform a show.

Today I

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spacemuffinz: bunnybennett: thefishcrow: Let it be known, that on this day, St. Patrick's Day 2014, the Steam Powered Fandom suddenly...

spacemuffinz:

bunnybennett:

thefishcrow:

Let it be known, that on this day, St. Patrick’s Day 2014, the Steam Powered Fandom suddenly became obsessed with Rabbit’s boobs.

Or Bunny Boobs.

Because alliteration…

Go home fandom ur drunk

i was gonna say “drunk on what? boob juice?” and then i slightly dry heaved at the realization of what i almost typed. then i couldn’t come up with a more interesting retort so i thought i would share that.

Nah. We drunk on

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fun123joker: ask-alicorn-rarity: ask-psycho-lunar-eclipse: nextgenconsoleponies: ask-alicorn-rarity: sochemicallyromantic: IT'S BACK....

fun123joker:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

ask-psycho-lunar-eclipse:

nextgenconsoleponies:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

sochemicallyromantic:

IT’S BACK. NONONONONONONO


https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-sopa-2014/q0Vkk0Zr

(here’s the link so you can sign and post it)

19 thousand more signatures in two days. Fuck we are fucked

Kill it with friendship!!

LETS DO THIS!!

17 hundread  more to go 2 days left


Important

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