Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #20:

GG read that only douches wear fedoras and confronts Him about it

[prompt given by anonymous]

Dear diary,

I think today went fairly normally. I did some work and talked with some people, some things exploded and reverse-exploded, nothing hugely out of the ordinary happened. I guess the day sort of fell apart at the end of it.

I shouldn’t have had any confidence that my fedora would be unharmed today.

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