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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12551 posts

Challenge #00430 - A055: Ballroom Blitz

Everything was going swimmingly until someone pulled out a disco ball.

“The music’s nice and all, but there’s somethin’ missin’.”

“By now, I dare not ask,” deadpanned Rael. “Just accept that whatever it is is most definitely a bad idea and leave things alone for a change.”

“Aaaahh… What sort'a party would it be wi'out a disco ball?”

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The answer to that question, especially with Meyahndans sharing

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A gentle reminder that all three of these books are available for download at Smashwords. Please buy the ones you can buy? And pick a price...

A gentle reminder that all three of these books are available for download at Smashwords.

Please buy the ones you can buy? And pick a price for One Year of Instants?

My ability to keep my software running kinda depends on sales. I have this way of killing computers…

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Challenge #00429 - A054: Urgent Call Home

T'reka’s first communications with the others in her colony group/science base/whoever, after being around the humans for a while

“Uh. Trekker?” said Su-syn. “Your… thing making noise.”

T'reka checked it. It was the urgent-summons. And there was no time to get to her base. “I must checking in! No time. Running is too slow! If I fail, they burn continent.”

Su-syn grinned. “Not worries.”

It was called a Horss.

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grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept...

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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff”

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Challenge #00428 - A053: One Fine Afternoon in the Local Comic Shop

A recent submission to the Hawkeye Initiative involved Wolverine instead:

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So, how did he get into the situation on the right?

[AN: Since the short answer of “Sara did it” is cowardly…]

He had one job. In two parts. Part One: Escort Sara to the comic shop and back. Part Two: Keep them both out of trouble.

And it was going well, so far.

“Uuuugghhhh…”

In

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For T'reka: (#;) and, if possible, ( '{' ) as well.

Uncomfortable: “Facing interviews with Administration, for certain. Having to explain science in the words of safety. It is so very [untranslatable expletive] limiting.”

Daydreams: “In my most extravagant moments? I wish I had the time and patience for art. I did try, but it didn’t completely suit me.”

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Hmm... had to think awhile, but: ( [?]o[?])Ren ([?]-[?] ), Sahra Johnston. If I can have two, then +- for her, too. She's... interesting, to...

Friends she would like to make: “I ain’t got any knowin’ of anybody real famous, like. But I reckon I’d like t’ make friends enough wif Duvi t’ get him off’a bein’ dang annoyin’.”

What she thinks about math: “Are you kiddin’? Got me hard ‘nuff time gettin’ m’ letters t’ line up. Ain’t goin’ mess wif no dang numbers.”

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(' q ` " ) = The character's "guilty" pleasure, and also the character's absolute most embarrassing memory... if I have to just pick one,...

Sara Louise’s guilty pleasure: “Revisiting my old work as a spectator.”

Sara Louise’s most embarrassing memory: “Do you have spare hour? Because I may wind up picking a top ten…”

Shayde’s guilty pleasure: “Checkin oot Rael’s arse when he thinks I’m no’ lookin’.”

Shayde’s most embarrassing memory: “Hackmeyer’s behaviour five minutes before I told him me age at

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+ Nutter!canon Todd.

“Uh. Pretty horribly fo’ th’ most part. Sara says folks can’t learn if they dead. Gotta say I agree, there. But sometimes? Only sometimes… there’s folks that just won’t learn. Y’ either gotta put ‘em outta yo'r life, or put 'em down fo’ the good o’ humanity n'aw’m'sayin’?”

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NO GO AWAY

and so it begins

oh no no oh no no

it really is ragnarok

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The horror!

I HAVE COME UP WITH A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM

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if all else fails, do it the yogscast way

They have no idea what they are getting into.

OH HELL NO

GAIZ GAIZ GAIZ! SETTLE.

This is our chance.

Our chance to convert them.

From mindless robots…

into robot *LOVERS*

[IDK

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