Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #14:

Hatchy ate it

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Today is Pi Day. Hatchworth misinterpreted this, as he had last year, to be Pie Day, which meant the manor smelled unusually nice today as dozens of pies were baked by the Hatchmeister himself.

To be quite honest, I thought my fedora was going to be safe today…

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