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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12632 posts

I write stories for you!

Send them in a submission, please. That one lets you do links.

And every day, a new story based on a prompt will come forth from my possibly deranged mind and bless your dash with fiction. [I’m assuming you follow me]

There’s no such thing as a bad prompt. There may be such a thing as a bad story. You’ll find out when I get to your prompt.

I work on a queue, so first in is first served.

What are you waiting for? Click that link and send me something juicy.

[C'mon. My muse is running low on fuel]

I'm sorry

I never should have complained about getting too many prompts.

I’ve gone from having 50+ to having 15

Spam me. Have at me. I don’t care. [Just keep notes in case of repeats, that’s all I ask]

[And a special sorry to callmegallifreya who sends me lots and lots of tasty muse food. And RecklessPrudence, who I may have scared away. I’m very sorry. Please spam my inbox once more.

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Yours for the low, low price of anything you want! 365 stories, prompted by people like you. Readers all over the internet gave me every...

Yours for the low, low price of anything you want!

365 stories, prompted by people like you. Readers all over the internet gave me every kind of nonsense they could carefully concoct in an effort to stump me and got every kind of marvellous prose.

Now in a format where you don’t have to scroll through endless reblogs, ranting, and flamewars!

What would you pay for a years’ worth of work?

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Challenge #00541 - A166: Ancient Curses

Fragmen of stupri mauris. Quare non opus est? — RecklessPrudence

[AN: I ran this through a translator and got: “Piece of fucking shit. Why not work?” :D LOL ]

There’s working on repairs with trained technicians… and then there’s working with someone who’s learned certain things by rote as part of a holy ritual. Someone who - though she had the brains to work out that the rituals were supposed to be useful, and had successfully applied some of them in

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Yours for only $2.99 at Smashwords! Even the spacious Othersider ships were getting crowded. Sahra watched from her safe space, protected...

Yours for only $2.99 at Smashwords!

Even the spacious Othersider ships were getting crowded.

Sahra watched from her safe space, protected from the germs of the abandoned humans below her window by uncounted airlocks and hallways. She made sure she stood at the right hand of Lord High Admiral Saviour King Django Ali. And she made sure he was wearing a more comfortable replica of his golden thorn crown.

At least she’d learned Mama’s trick of talking

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I've been watching All in Together a few dozen times...

And I’m loving watching SPG and their character walks.

Rabbit’s like, “Yeah, I figured this out ages back and BTW I’m the Queen of y'all”.

Spine’s trying to be polite and nodding along.

And Hatchworth’s in the background with an invisible tray, apparently bussing invisible teacups.

…which only adds fuel to my theory that the Walters used Hatchy as a sort of household servant for however many decades…

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Challenge #00540 - A165: Opus Apparatus Spurius

Series of posts, each blank line denotes a new poster:

[Comparing real-life understanding of tech by the people maintaining it to a fictional universe] Of course, this is minus the stupid witch doctor rituals.

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?” comes to mind. And a lot of other rituals.

Doesn’t that actually help with a significant portion of callers?

[Fictional universe organisation] rituals work too, except when they don’t. Doesn’t make it any less

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For sale now at Smashwords! There was a stall selling icons, on the way back to her home/farm. Most of them were of the Saviour doing...

For sale now at Smashwords!

There was a stall selling icons, on the way back to her home/farm. Most of them were of the Saviour doing miraculous things. Calling down yellow rain on the Tu'att. Making the walls bleed. All the miracles that had happened both before and after the Othersiders came.

One stood out.

The Saviour blessing a little girl in a gold sheath. Pointing to the angel of death and making that angel shrink away.

Except…

The way

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