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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12631 posts

Challenge #00544 - A169: The Un-Secret

Dunno if you’ll like this one, but I ran across it:

“The thing about evolving on a death world is that you don’t really realize you’re doing so until you get the chance to leave it. Up to that point the presence of carnivorous monsters, venomous micropredators, extreme climatic conditions, geological instability, the most lethal cocktail of microbial and viral life forms in the galaxy and of course the crushing gravity, seemed entirely natural. Until we left Earth

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If you only buy one eBook this year… buy this one! Simy forgot to simulate breathing, watching with all the other aides in the...

If you only buy one eBook this year… buy this one!

Simy forgot to simulate breathing, watching with all the other aides in the security room. The other three were merely holding their breaths.

They only breathed again when the sound of running water emanated from the tiny bathroom off one side of the cell.

“What is she doing?” demanded the Maq'eck. “She’s meat. Raw, fresh and tender.”

“Yes, but she also has Tarqa&

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Challenge #00543 - A168: Sufficiently Advanced... Rituals

[In a discussion about technically-proficient people (of any subdivision) and the lies-to-children told to those they have to interact with]

I think we know why wizards just act all cryptic and stuff…

I imagine they had to keep explaining their knowledge of the arcane to the average peasant over and over again until they just got fed up with it.

And that’s how we get wizards, mages and sorcerers who seem to delight in not giving a straight answer. – RecklessPrudence

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Challenge #00542 - A167: One Familiar Face

“That’s 19, last question.”

“Ok, it’s a person, a guy, dark haired, kinda short, amnesiac, fast healing/possibly immortal, older than 200 years, uses bladed weapons, knows lots of martial arts, and fights against people trying to take over and/or destroy the world.”

"Yep.”

“Is it Wolverine?”

“What? No, it was Van Helsing.”

“…”

“…”

*dawning realisation*

No way…”

“Mr Logan?”

“Yeh, Tallwater?”

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And just saw this - HELL NO YOU ARE NOT SCUM! ...I wish I could bold, italic, and underline that. You and your stories got me through one of...

That squeaking noise you just heard was probably me. This is the best kind of fanmail I could ever have  received and could ever receive.

There’s times when I doubt myself and my abilities. You were just witness to one such. I tried self-advertising the things I made… and got no results.

A rare reblog-on-request, but no expected storm from my followers with comments on how that story or this story  made the reblogger smile when they were blue

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Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you're at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend...

Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’

Amy Schumer

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I saw from a tumblr re-post that you are severely myopic. I am too. Just a heads up that myopia and astigmitism can lead to detached...

Thanks for your concern [And sorry it took me so long to formulate a reply. Gah, I suck!] but I did know about the retinas thing.

Fortunately my decrepit skeleton likes to forbid me from doing the things that could detach a retina so I’m moderately safe until I near my fifties.

Even then, I don’t think there’s anything in the world that could stop me writing.

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…especially after you’ve been touting for inbox stuff. Considering the people who are still finding and liking Elves...

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…especially after you’ve been touting for inbox stuff.

Considering the people who are still finding and liking Elves Don’t Live Forever [which was posted A G E S  ago]

You’d think people would bug me about things… Like my other stories.

Or what this Amalgam Universe tag is all about.

I even managed to scare off the nice person who was RP'ing with me[I think].

…I must be scum…

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