Free Stuff

A 12-post collection

InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 2 OF 14!I'm broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:Cameo...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 2 OF 14!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]
To Enter:

Be following me
REBLOG THIS POST [Enter as often as you like, but your name will be taken down ONCE]
I’ll be running this for a couple of weeks so there’s plenty of chances to enter.

Each blog name will be written down on a post-it note and added to the contents of a currently empty jar. First, second and third prize will be drawn by an impartial party [very likely to be Beloved, Mayhem and Chaos] and then announcements will be made and negotiations entered into. Especially considering that I have never done vouchers on Smashwords before. I may have to gift them to yo. We’ll see what happens.

If you want your cameo to be in the book I’m writing NEXT [aka: not Kung Fu Zombies] please state in your reblog whether you want that next book to be a Shayde OR a Rael story. This reblog will count to the votes that I’m taking on which book I’m writing after I finish with KFZ.

Those who don’t want their name to appear in the text of my book(s) will have the option to have my NEXT book dedicated to them, personally [sorry, but KFZ already has a dedication in mind].

Each of these posts will probably have the text edited so I can keep track.

So far, it’s one day in and I only have two entrants. I need more entrants or it’s going to be a very shallow prize pool!

Thank you all for following me. Though for some of you, I have no idea why you’re doing it. [Looking at you, sundry porn and shopfront blogs]

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away!I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  • Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  • 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  • 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  • 1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
  • Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]

To Enter:

Read more »

These three FREE titles available on Smashwords! Dubious about the quality of my works? Why not download these FREE stories so you can see...

These three FREE titles available on Smashwords!

Dubious about the quality of my works? Why not download these FREE stories so you can see what you’re in for. These self-contained shorts are released each Halloween, so check by regularly to see what else has come from this author’s warped and twisted mind.

Read more »

Merry Halloween! Fifty-four peeps have downloaded my free story [And a few of you have sampled the others available] so here’s a...

Merry Halloween!

Fifty-four peeps have downloaded my free story [And a few of you have sampled the others available] so here’s a thank-you pic of sorts. The Oshit in all its fuzzy, cuddly glory… as rendered by Xotxot.

Of course, when I’m finally a famous author, I’ll be giving these darlings away as toys :D What say you all to ‘Orrible 'Airy Oshit onna stick? Plush cuddly Oshit pillow dolls?

Read more »

Things to be grateful for #5247985965490921… The fact that Xotxot came through with the brilliant cover on the right; so that you get...

Things to be grateful for #5247985965490921…

The fact that Xotxot came through with the brilliant cover on the right; so that you get to read a book with that cover, rather than the nasty thing on the left that I came up with.

First thing tomorrow morn, mytime, that cover is going to be in my Smashwords profile. Enjoy!

This is the shit I put together

This is the brilliance Xotxot made for me

Read more »

Progress report of a sort

Okay, so I finally got off my divot and transferred my soon-to-be-released free book into MSWord 7 ‘cause that’s the only editor that exists for the nice folks at Smashwords 9_9

Now I’m just waiting for @xotxot to get back to me about the cover.

I’m getting nervous. As I usually do when my success at a plan is entirely dependant on someone else. I’ve had plans of mine fail purely because

Read more »

An announcement

Firstly, I would like to thank Neil Gaiman for the idea that wound its way into my head and did what ideas do best: mutate into near cthulu-esque proportions.

See, the kind and apparently flamingo-like Mr Gaiman came up with/publicised All Hallows Read, an event in which people who celebrate Halloween [and even those who choose not to] can give away a spooky book to friends, family or complete strangers.

So I wrote a completely new story. From go to whoa,

Read more »