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Artsy Fartsy part 4! Whenever I do something ambitious like the wind chimes, I unwind by doing a bunch of simple transfers. It helps my...

Artsy Fartsy part 4!

Whenever I do something ambitious like the wind chimes, I unwind by doing a bunch of simple transfers. It helps my morale immensely and increases the earring count.

The Photos:

  1. The finished wind chime earring at long last. Those nicely-arranged chains took about five goes each to hang right.

  2. The finished pair has symmetry because I find symmetry satisfying

  3. Swapped pendant earrings are almost imperceptible from the originals

  4. The process goes thus: pick your bits to match, where possible

  5. Disconnect the pendant from the hook. This will bugger the hook beyond usability, but we don’t care about that

  6. Attach your clips. You may need a couple of rings to make sure it hangs right

  7. The screw-on clips pictured here are hybrids, meaning the wearer can adjust them for the best balance of comfort and hold. Beware of the ‘pure’ screw-on clips. They are a pain in the arse

  8. The pair pictured here still have my fingerprints on them

  9. Those tassels were so long, they made shoulder-ticklers all on their own

  10. But they were so easy to assemble - how could I resist?

Not a lot of lessons, here, but quite a lot of earrings got done, so I’m kind of proud. I’m trying for every style of earring plausible with clips, using affordable stuff whenever I can grab it.

Challenge #00738 - B007: Draco Concilium

Dragon Convention, Not just European please, there are Chinese, Pernese, Cartoon dragons, Reluctant and Mu Shu, Better stick to the Mythical and Literary type. Have Fun.

The place was huge. It had to be. Some attendees  needed to break the rules of physics just to exist[1]. And even a relatively small number of attendees managed to make a crowd.

Neg’ret waited patiently behind a Rainbow Serpent making out with a Quetzalcoatl and tried to pay more attention to the singing

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Artsy Fartsy part 3! Making things is sometimes a learning process. I learned a lot, today. The Photos: The silhouettes I got were not...

Artsy Fartsy part 3!

Making things is sometimes a learning process. I learned a lot, today.

The Photos:

  1. The silhouettes I got were not reversable and they did not match the finings quite right

  2. I had to use two rings to get them to hang properly

  3. I really prefer not to mess with the loops of these finings as they are often super-breakable. It’s easier to mess with the rings, as they’re made for that nonsense

  4. The beginnings

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Artsy Fartsy part 2! Disassembly and reassembly. You’d be surprised to learn that the first thing you need to know about making...

Artsy Fartsy part 2!

Disassembly and reassembly. You’d be surprised to learn that the first thing you need to know about making jewellery is how to take it apart. Especially if you’re as cheap as me and don’t like paying more than $15 a gram for beads.

Getting them pre-assembled at the shops is WAY cheaper. The most I paid for any one set of bling was $15.

The Photos:

  1. It’s amazing how nasty

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Challenge #00737 - B006: Fighting Words

“Veni Ad Me Frat”, Latin for “Come At Me, Bro”.

Shayde sighed as Rael caught her out again. “No? How about ‘non me tracagnum’?”

“Don’t beat me,” said Rael. “How about you stop pulling your Hackmeyer strategies, lay off the BS, and talk like a scientist to these people?”

“It’s hard,” Shayde whined. “I’m too used tae no’ being listened

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I’m doing artsy fartsy stuff! Namely, making a whole bunch of clip-on earrings for someone I admire greatly. Said someone...

I’m doing artsy fartsy stuff!

Namely, making a whole bunch of clip-on earrings for someone I admire greatly. Said someone doesn’t like the idea of pierced ears and I want to show her that holes are unnecessary for wearing cool dangly accessories.

The photos:

1) The tools. I bought the jeweller’s anvil some decades back as a joke and now it’s proved useful because dollar shop jewellery posts are bent as all get-out

2)

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some-sort-of-interesting-person: The Bechdel test is actually the craziest shit because at first you're all like "two female characters...

some-sort-of-interesting-person:

The Bechdel test is actually the craziest shit because at first you’re all like “two female characters discussing something other than men, alright, easy peasy, what a low fucking bar” and then you start to pay attention and you realize that like 80% of the films you watch don’t pass this simple test and it’s just

what the everloving fuck is wrong with our society

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Challenge #00736 - B005: Do We Need Them?

A friend and I, up in tropical Queensland on holiday - land of my birth. We are being buzzed by flies large enough to need Air Traffic Control, and slowly being drained of blood by the clouds of mozzies. The following conversation does not reflect any of my actual views. It was borne of frustration and humour.

Me: -slap- Hey, do we need flies for anything? Like, do they perform a vital role in the ecosystem or something?
Friend (amused): Yeah, I

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These three FREE titles available on Smashwords! Dubious about the quality of my works? Why not download these FREE stories so you can see...

These three FREE titles available on Smashwords!

Dubious about the quality of my works? Why not download these FREE stories so you can see what you’re in for. These self-contained shorts are released each Halloween, so check by regularly to see what else has come from this author’s warped and twisted mind.

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It’s official! I have been taking your prompts and turning them into inspirations for short stories for TWO YEARS. And, because they...

It’s official! I have been taking your prompts and turning them into inspirations for short stories for TWO YEARS.

And, because they contain fanfic, I can’t legally charge you for them, so they’re available as pay-what-you-want anthologies!

That’s right! YOU decide what a year of my work is worth. And in this case, what each year of my life is worth.

One Year of Instants

One Leap Year of Instants

Please buy generously.

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