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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 36]

Chapter Thirty-six.
(The journey home, Are we there yet?, Reflections on the weekend war, and Rabbit’s little revelation)

Sometimes, Peter wished that he could have walked the great automaton Delilah across the Atlantic. The gigantic giraffe had made short work of the vast distances in Africa, and she promised to be just as fast over the plains of the United States.

But despite that, his children were… well... children.

“Are we there, yet?”

“Three, we are fresh onto the East coast. We have to go across the continent, yet.”

“Are we there, yet?”

“Rabbit… We haven't even cleared the Hudson…”

“Are we there, yet?”

Sigh. “Hatchy… No. Not yet.”

“Shall I go up and look?” suggested The Spine.

“Capital! Yes! Careful with the telescope, eh?” Peter clambered up onto the mechanical Delilah’s shoulders. What a marvellous view it must be fro her head! Alas, her swaying gait made him seasick at such heights.

“Are we there, yet?”

“Oh, go and see, Rabbit.” They were eager to be home. He was eager to be home. Anywhere as far as he could get away from the horrors of that war… That would be entirely beneficial. He had no love for Africa left in him, any more.

He knew he would never be making a generic automaton ever again. They had no experience of life and family. They had no love of anything, not even themselves. They had fallen in droves. Scrap metal with no heart.

And the monsters that Becile had made out of men… Horrible amalgamations of both flesh and machine. More dead than alive. And Becile gone thoroughly mad from the effects of Green Matter, the constant sight of his monsters, and the want of the departed Doctor Delilah Moreau. Thaddeus fled, on the eve of Peter's final victory. Wherever he went, the authorities were forewarned of his appearance and manner. He would have to go far into hiding to avoid justice. Very far indeed.

Over now. Over and gone, no matter what his nightmares had to say on the matter. He would be home, soon. Home in the sunshine of San Diego. At peace with his mechanical children. At peace, lecturing in the halls of the Cavalcadium. And, perhaps, even walking the gardens with Miss Iris.

He applied his own spyglass to the Western horizon, despite how near they still were to the East coast. Peter longed to see a hint of the Pacific. All he could find were distant mountains. Not there, yet. Not by a long shot.

He would propose to Iris immediately. He had meant to do so the morrow following their joining. He could yet do so still. Or so he hoped. For all he knew, she could have found the swain he had feared during his initial acquaintance with her. She could have thought herself used and abandoned, and desperately sought matrimony in the first unattached gentleman to cross her path.

It had been months. Too many, with barely a word. Of course he let Walter Manor know what he was up to. Indication enough that he was well, but he dared noted a single word more than that, lest the wrong eyes see it. Surely she knew why he didn't send her anything. Iris was clever, she would reason it out.

Only… what if she didn't? What if she despised him? What if she had already left? What if, like so many disgraced women in the cities, she took one final flight off something high? What if she had fled from men altogether and found comfort and succour in the arms of another lady?

He had to hurry back. Explain things. Apologise profusely and beg forgiveness. Hope and pray that she forgave enough to maintain a love for him.

Peter retreated into the control room, using the camera obscura on Delilah’s eyes to keep watch on where they were going. Let Rabbit and the boys play about on the exterior. No matter what happened, he would constantly be surprised by his automatons.

Like what had happened when he was utilising Rabbit’s flamethrower to dispose of the Green Matter monsters. His copper creation stepped back from the fires and said, “I know who's s’posed’a be the lady, Pappy.” And then Rabbit had tapped their own chest plating.

He had to go looking through his notes to be certain, and delicately enquire how Rabbit could be so certain. Later. After things had much settled down. Yes. After such a tumultuous time, the most he wanted out of life was a comfortable chair and a good book.

But in the meantime, he could easily distract himself with plans. Mechanical improvements for his metal children. Perhaps even a means by which they could communicate with each other by the Marconi method. Figuring out how to do it without antennae was going to be… interesting. And in the meantime, he could make his machines less alarming in their appearance. More attention to their faces. Yes. Make their bodies look less like he’d slapped random bits of junk together.

The Spine’s voice carried through the speakers. “Colonel Walter! I can see the ocean.”

Peter checked out the windows, and then with the camera obscura. It could be plausible that the ocean was visible from Delilah's head. He left his work to transmit at the Marconi console. “The war’s over, Spine. You can call me Pappy again.”

Rabbit’s voice carried over the speakers. “The Spine is a party pooper,” Rabbit singsonged. “He dunno how to have fun no more.”

Peter tried and failed to keep the smile out of his voice. “Be kind to your brothers, Rabbit…”

Home, soon. Very soon. In a few hours or less, they would be across the plains and onto the mountains. They’d have to slow down to allow Delilah to pick its way over the mountain passes. It might take them a couple of days to conquer those peaks. But they were so close!

Soon. He would be home soon. Why, he was feeling so grateful to see and be at Walter Manor, he was entirely willing to embrace the Admiral his father.


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Challenge #01096-B364: Selat Yriaf

Let's get this show on the road, and chip away that gap if it bothers you! http://internutter.tumblr.com/post/136431436841/reverse-fairy-tales

Pick 2 -- Gallifreya

[As you can see, I am currently 28 days behind the actual turn of the year. 29 if you could the day off I have at Christmas. I'll take all the doubles anyone can give and let my smarter viewers do the math.]

A.

There had been a storm. His ship was tempest-tossed into smithereens

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Ffffffffffffffffff...

Not just a noise of frustration, dear readers, but also a recurrant problem I have encountered with the running of this site. And it's a weird one.

This publishing system has trouble with F words. And not the F word you might be expecting.

Just take a look. This is what my editor sees:

[Image shows correct text with the proper spelling of a certain typo in the published version.]

And this is what happens when the exact same text gets published:

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 35]

Chapter Thirty-ffive.
(Good news, Better news, A bad bargain, and Nothing to fear)

Admiral Walter hadn't seen much of the Paddy since Peter had gone away with all his mechanical monst-- his machines. Hadn't heard much out of her since her suggestion for apology. Now she came into his office with something plaguing her mind. She was wan and weak. Definitely green about the gills. And prone to cling to sturdy furniture when it was available.

"Whatever's bit you?" he asked.

"...may

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Challenge #01095-B363: But What Does it Mean?

Another sentence for SPoE(n): “Because of the agency’s oversight, the corporation’s behavior was sanctioned.” And other words that exemplify the "superiority" and "purity" of English: http://mentalfloss.com/article/57032/25-words-are-their-own-opposites -- RecklessPrudence

They had given Shayde a piece of paper preserved under glass. In a special room with careful lighting. Between the half-words on either side, an innocuous sentence.

Because of the agency’s oversight, the corporation’s behavior was sanctioned.

It was news print. The other side

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Hectic!

Swimming Sunday was cancelled because Real Life interfered. Beloved's dad got whisked to hospital because of a blood circulation thing [he's fine now BTW]. Because my default state in an emergency is to man the phones, I did not want to leave the house.

Because Beloved thought I'd somehow go swimming anyway [WAT?] they decided to NOT FIRKIN CALL WITH ANY GD NEWS.

We've been in a serious relationship since the late 90's, folks. And Still, neither of us knows how the

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 34]

Chapter Thirty-four.
(The war is over, An absence of news, Worries abound, and Kindness from others)

Iris was away at tea with the Pembrookes when the next telegram arrived from Egypt. Mrs Cambridge saved it for her, of course. Another simple message.

Becile defeated. Assisting Babclock in cleanup, rebuilding. Coming back soon.

Infuriatingly absent of any heartening information. Such as whether his children had survived the battle, or how well he had fared. Or if the generic, factory robots had performed as

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Challenge #01094-B362: Slip of the Tongue

The first time someone else hears a monster refer to Asgore as "King Fluffybuns" In Asgore's presence -- Gallifreya

[AN: Whoops, I kinda did that yesterday as well. Perspective change should help]

The President held her breath rather than snort. Had that old turtle said what she thought he'd said? Judging by the growing blushes on the goat people, he had. The brace of ministers and royalty all had contagious shaking shoulders, bitten lips, and a selection of small snorting noises.

"Heheh,

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Day four of pre-hydration

OK so yesterday, I didn't weigh myself and I had what some might call some bad choices for my meals.

Pre-hydration - drinking about half a litre of water before meals - seems to work its best when one can do so before every meal.

I skipped out on lunch's water, yesterday, and it kinda shows.

I'm back up above the 95 kilo mark. BUT, I'm not back up to my previous level of stagnation, so that has to be something. I

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 33]

Chapter Thirty-three.
(An attempt at concealment, A missed dinner, Plans for war, and The Admiral’s weakness)

Iris made sure her presentation was spotless. The last thing she needed was for gossip to get about. Not until Peter was ready to steal the Admiral's march. It would serve the old man right for Peter to come to dinner with a spouse in tow.

The one she worried about the most was Mrs Cambridge. She seemed to have vision that rendered people transparent

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Challenge #01093-B361: One Little Slip

The first time someone else hears a monster refer to the king as "King Fluffybuns" -- Gallifreya

Gerson had said it before he realised he'd said it. There were humans present. Important, official humans. And they had all heard him say 'King Fluffybuns'.

And now some of them seemed to be choking on their laughter.

"Heheh," he managed. "Old Underground joke."

And it did not help that both the King and Queen Dreemurr were blushing.

The humans convulsed. Some snorted. A room

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Putting myself out there

Inkitt has a semi-regular fanfic contest and, just recently, they've lowered the minimum word count to 2K. And I happen to have lots of 2K or greater count fanfics lying about.

What I lack is time to translate them.

But I'm doing some of that today.

You can check me out at http://www.inkitt.com if you so wish. I have a feeling all my entered fanfics will vanish soon, so search for me by the name of CM Weller.

Beloved

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 32]

Chapter Thirty-two.
(A moment of delight, Urgent summons, Becile strikes again, and Desperate measures)

Peter had never known such delight, and therefore wanted very little else. Alas, the demands of his body made it loudly known that his stomach had dearly missed its lunch. Iris must have been perishing, too, for her own belly answered his hungry snarl with its own.

The plentiful lunch, since gone cold, provided them both ample sustenance. He derived some great glee from feeding dear Iris some

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Challenge #01092-B360: Registering as Immortal

This one from "Going Postal" by Sir Terry Prachett. "were to be regretted"*

*Another bastard phrase that lends itself to any weasel in a tight corner. -- KnitNan

Certain phrases, when used in Administrivia and the unhallowed halls of bureaucracy, are heralds of impending doom. Some... are what the plebes are wont to call 'arse covers'.

It resulted in actions or decisions that, while correct, "were to be regretted". Employees more interested in keeping their job than helping people. A system derived

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Stupid diet tip that gets results [at least for me]

Beloved gave me a diet tip the other day: Drink two glasses of water before eating any meal.

I immediately thought: This is bullshit. I'm going to try it and prove that it's bullshit.

There's no way that two glasses of water [roughly half a litre if you're going with a 250ml glass] would do anything beneficial towards losing weight whilst upkeeping health. I know for a fact that many diet plans (coughcoughatkinscoughcough) are focussed exclusively on losing weight rather than maintaining

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