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Plague news: 4 259 new cases, 4 249 local, 10 imports. There's 20 239 total active cases, 180 are in the hospital and 10 of those are in the ICU.

Vax news: [It's in a spreadsheet. Gimmie a mo]

• 42.7 Million doses administered nationally, total
• 29.7K increase in national doses
• 8.2 Million doses administered in Queensland, total
• 4K increase in Queensland
• I am mathematically incapable of sorting out anything else from this, pls bring back the infographic, National Health...

Lappy News!

I have unpacked, plugged in, and opened my formerly liquid-logged lappy and the verdict is...

[drumroll]

Dead laptop.

There is a very VERY faint hope that it might reanimate once on a power supply, but it's a long shot.

Sic transit gloria mundi. Sigh.

On other news, I have Patreon stuff to post [not a lot though] a dungeon to build, a WorldAnvil to unriddle, and even more nonsense to have some fun with. Huzzah.

And now the news:

• Randy Andy's accuser had a deal with pedo-marketer Epstein and that might be bad
• Rumours that Betty White died of the plague booster have been greatly fabricated
• Want to find where the rapid tests are? There's an app for that
• 3YO has been missing for five days and everyone is concerned
• Another fuckup has lost hundreds of plague tests
• Keanu donated his Matrix salary
• Newborn abandoned in Alaska winter because of food insecurity in the parent family
• Coconut crab attacks golfers
• Warning that there could be a repeat of last year's Jan 6
• Man loses $2 Million in Crypto scam
• Scientists find a way to unwrap mummies without actually unwrapping them

Enough of reality. Onwards to fiction.

Plague News: TEN new cases, one local, nine imports. There's fifty-six total active cases, twenty-eight of those are in hospital. Australia's at 93% first vax, 89% fully vaxxed. Queensland's at 88% first vax, 81% fully vaxxed.

I am posting Patreon nonsense today, and since I now have some money - I also have PLNs to get some stuff. Yay.

The mower guy attacking our yard has yet to return, leaving his busted mower in situ whilst -I presume- he goes and finds

Plague news: Three new cases, all imports. There's thirty-eight total active cases, twenty-nine of those are in hospital. Australia's at 92.9% first vax, 88% fully vaxxed. Queensland's kind of tied with WA still, at 87% first vax, and 78.7% fully vaxxed.

I woke up at 3AM because bullshit internal alarm clock issues. BUT I got more of my Koshdelia story put into words. I have two things from Tale Foundry to share at Patreon and ever more nonsense to put

Plague news: one new case, an import. There's thirteen total active cases, eleven of those are in hospital. Australia's at 88% first vax, 77.5% fully vaxxed. Queensland's at 77.8% first vax, 64% fully vaxxed.

I have Patreon stuff to post. Since I've finished KOSTSS, I'll be filtering the chapters down to the $1 tier AND posting the final chapters to the upper tier.

The plan for today matches yesterday. To the tune of Pick a Little from The Music Man

Plague news: one new case, an import. There's thirty-four total active cases, with eighteen in hospital and one of those in the ICU. Australia's at 82% first vax, and 62% fully vaxxed. Queensland's up to 70% first vax, almost 53% fully vaxxed. Today, that count goes up by two as I am taking my spawn to get their second jabs. Huzzah.

I also have 500 words to write, Patreon material to post, and some fiddling about in TaleSpire to do. One of

Plague news: Two new cases, both imports. Twenty-eight total active cases, with eighteen in hospital. The kids are getting their first jabs today and myself and Beloved are getting our second ones tomorrow.

Which means that the next couple of weeks are going to be "fun". Especially when we're also aiming to unfuck the house and yard.

...whee...

I have to do the Patreon stuff after the kids have been pierced. Because getting them organised is the big challenge this AM.

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