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Challenge 00512 - A137: Gengineer of Note

Uplifting, as opposed to Augmenting, is illegal in your universe, right? Presumably for how easily both the process and the products of said process can be abused, along with the sad examples of such.

But I refuse to believe that such a transformative technology with so many pitfalls along the way was developed solely for money. Sure, there had to be at least the potential for profit, otherwise the people capable of doing it would never have had the resources to do so. But there had to be passion, someone or someones doing it because they believed that it was the right thing, that it was a good thing, that they believed in it. Not because it would give them slaves, but because it would give them people.

And then it was abused. Repeatedly. How did they feel about their life’s work, their dream, turning into this? How did they feel, through all the no-doubt-innumerable hearings, the interminable legal proceedings, the castigation?

Were they simply idealistic, to not see the ways their dream could be exploited? Were they themselves, their genius or collective genius exploited by less scrupulous people?

Were they lonely? Were they Nypical, or were they ‘off’? Were they looking, at the most basic level, to “make a friend”? Were they attempting to better understand other people by quantifying what goes into a person, or even in building a person, better themselves?

And how are they seen now, centuries hence? Evil? Greedy? Amoral? – RecklessPrudence

It wasn’t always this way.

It wasn’t a life of solitude with his Cats for company and people like PETA and EVILR[1] constantly at his gates. It wasn’t dodging internet rumours about what he did with his Cats every time he was online.

It wasn’t always feeling sick because of what They were doing with technology.

Once… just once… it had been good.

*

“My name is Anton De'Vrieyez. And this is Jemima.”

“Hello,” said Jemima.

“Oh my god, it talks.”

“That’s ‘she’ talks, please? I’m a girl, not a thing.”

“And -uh- can you show the audience at home that you’re not a puppet or something, Jemima?”

She sighed and stood, turning a graceful pirouette. “I’m really getting tired of showing people how real I am,” she grumbled.

“It’s still your turn,” said Anton. “We agreed to this. You, Julie, Jake and James all decided together that this is how you were going to handle it.”

“There’s four of you?”

“There’s eighty of us,” said Julie. “We’re what you might call the 'display sample’.”

Gasps from the audience. Anton winced. “Jemima, that’s not a good way of putting it.” He sighed. “We all decided together that the J-run should be the prettier cats, and that some would go on the road to show everyone that I’m not doing evil things with you all.”

“I’m sorry, Poppy.”

More gasps.

Anton forced a smile. “All of the Cats call me some variant of 'dad’ or 'pop’. I -uh- did create them. Um. Trying to be a good father to eighty Kittens isn’t that… um… easy…”

“You do okay, Poppy,” Jemima smudged her cheek on his arm as she hugged it. “We all love you.”

“And you made these… sentient cats?”

“Cogniscent cats,” corrected Anton. “I always got on better with cats than I did with people and I looked at our current level of gentech and -uh- realised… I could make a whole population of Cats. Like, give them everything they need to communicate and function on a human level.” A shy smile. “I was so glad when it worked.”

“So… you literally made your friends.”

“If you want to boil it down to that level… yes. I have eight gestational replicators so the Cats come out in batches of eight. After Eve, of course.”

“She’s our Meow-ma,” added Jemima.

“I make sure they’re up to date with their inoculations, of course. Uplifted cats can catch all the human diseases and all of the felid ones, too.”

“So Eve is your girlfriend?”

“What? No! She’s my daughter. Just because she’s the eldest and takes care of some of the Kits with me… It’s complicated, okay? None of the Cats are designed as sexual objects. They’re friends. Companions. Family. I don’t know about you, but I don’t go around screwing my family.”

*

He was the first and last known person who thought about the inalienable rights of Cogniscent life. The right to freedom. The right to an education. The right to shelter. The right to nutrition. The right to reproduce and the right to choose to do so.

All others after him… chose to ignore that. Demanded control. Abused the power over living, thinking beings that were also, legally, property.

Anton and his Cats fled earth and founded the planet Felida. But not before the abusers dragged his good name through the mud.

Only on Felida is he respected as an inventor and a creator. Only on Felida, is all the truth about him told.

When he was dying, the Cats offered to clone him, so that someone like him would always be with them. They had the technology. They could have easily done it without his permission.

“No,” he breathed, extending a gnarled and shaking hand to soothe the asker’s tears and whiskers. “Don’t ever make somebody just so they can be alone.”

If only the other Uplifters had paid him any heed at all.

[1] Egalitarian Vegans Insisting on Life-Rights

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Challenge #00511 - A136: Biochemical Imbalance

That wonderful feeling when you’re on just insufficient meds, or high on fatigue toxins, or had two hour’s sleep per night, max for the last week. After you’ve gone through the feeling-horrible portion, when you’re in the feeling great, can do anything, everything is so clear and sharp and makes so much sense

And then, when you’ve had sufficient sleep, rest, or meds…

How the world actually is, and how you’ve been behaving. – RecklessPrudence

Charlie

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Challenge #00510 - A135: The Wolf's Just a Puppy

Also about domesticated animals.

Almost every domesticated species, whether predator or prey, has been a social animal, with an internal hierarchy. Humans domesticated them by inserting ourselves at the top of the various hierarchies, and doing so consistently for generations, until the species is considered domesticated.
This can lead to absurd scenarios such as a human chastising a predator-species that was behaving inappropriately, one that masses more than they do, with a jaw that could shatter their bones easily, can outrun them

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Challenge #00509 - A134: Domesticated Predators

On “Humans are crazy” in general and pets in particular.

Humanity’s domesticated species are, for the most part, herbivores, right? So what possessed us to decide that the animals we let into our homes would largely be carnivores? Now, imagine a species where that is not true.

“AH! Look out! That predator is near your young!”

“Oh, that’s just Missy, she’s harmless.”

„,And then just when they’ve adjusted to that, they see why even

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A study in contrasts

A guy who is nice, as opposed to a “nice guy” – RecklessPrudence

(#00507 - A132)

Sid’s first question, whenever he encountered someone who was having trouble was, “Would you like some help?”

It was a good question, simply because some people were only experiencing temporary difficulties and tended to get angry when other folks just barged in.

And there were other questions that came first. Like, “Is this guy bothering you?” whenever he saw a

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Origami Denseness

Wow. This isn’t fractal denseness, it’s origami denseness. It’s like a beautiful work of art that you can unfold to make it seem even more dense. – RecklessPrudence

[AN: Prompt edited to be less offensive - I hope]

(#00506 - A131)

“Let me get this straight,” said Security Officer Trel. “Someone actually told you that they’d go out with you if you managed to clean… The Glunk.”

“Damn straight. Fine ass

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Fractal Wrongness

You are not just wrong. You are wrong at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of your worldview finds beliefs exactly as wrong as your entire worldview. – RecklessPrudence

(#00505 - A130)

“So?” said the wilfully ignorant specimen from Greater Deregulation (Upper West). “That don’t mean we can’t have a good time. All you gotta do, honey, is shut up, put out, and pretend to enjoy it.”

Shayde turned a

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Challenge #00504 - A129: Mr Stark in a Nutshell

‘Why? We’re the Good Guys, aren’t we?’
'Yes, but that rather hinges on doing certain things and not doing others, sir’, – RecklessPrudence

Tony made a face at JARVIS’ snide comment. “Urh. Fine. I get it. The heroic thing to do, yadda yadda yadda. Steve’s been a bad influence on you, admit it.”

“On the contrary. I rather think Steve has been a good influence. On the both of

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Challenge #00503 - A128: Percussive Maintenance

“Wow, how’d you get it to work?”
“I ran a Physical Impulse Mechanical Stress Routine”
“Huh?”
“I kicked it.”
“Ahh.” – RecklessPrudence

“And you’re charging me three Minutes for kicking it?”

Atole the JOAT tidied imaginary dust off her JOAT coat. “Fees and charges, friend. Two Seconds for the kick, and two Minutes, fifty-eight for the knowledge of where to kick it.”

Telos grumbled, but

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Stolen shamelessly from XKCD

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there’s no good reason to go into space—each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision. – RecklessPrudence

(#00502 - A127)

The Ch'debrithett did not know how lucky they were when the aliens came. They were a relatively quiet civilisation that worked to maintain a balance after years of nigh-catastrophic extinction-for-profit. Or, as it has become known in

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Challenge #00501 - A126: Sing-Along

Bitzer having a happy day and warbling through it.  Because sometimes it only matters if the music feels right for you.

Bitzer watched the clock as the second hand ticked closer and closer to The Time.

Ten. Nine. Eight.

Extract the vinyl EP, a souvenir from Walter Robotics and her time there, carefully from its sleeve.

The record player was already warmed up and set to her preferred levels.

Seven. Six. Five.

Record on the spindle. Speed set to 45. Needle free

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Challenge #00500 - A125: Further Proof, if Any Were Really Needed

Prompt: Something involving the gympie gympie tree.

Because that is one scary tree.

[AN: Slightly scarier is the Manchineel, aka The Tree That Hates You. It’s native to Florida, possibly by cosmic accident. But if you read up on the Gympie Gympie, it’s a close call.]

Every living planet in the known universe has an island or a continent like Australia. Except for N'Oz (Originally, New Australia) which is almost all like Australia, except for one small island/

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Challenge #00499 - A124: Dominion

“Look there, that’s the fourth tribe —”

“Herd.”

“…whatever. Fourth herd of cows we’ve driven past in the last half-hour. Between that and what I saw regarding the cats you live with and you cleaning waste from their box of sand earlier,  I’m just saying, I’m not really that convinced you humans are the dominant species on this planet.”

“Well, we are kinda high up on the food chain,” said Sandra.

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Challenge #00498 - A123: Obvious Design Flaw

All those corrosive things humans excrete can come in handy sometimes, right?

(“We have to get out of this maze as fast as we can, but if we turn on the plasma cutter the monster will hear us!”
“Stand back, I got this” *spits at wall*)

“Sucrose! What the heck kind of alien builds walls out of sucrose?” asked Mabel.

“I have no idea, but we are going to need one hell of a dentist by the time we

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Challenge #00497 - A122: When The Rot Came In

The beginning of the end of Nufurria

(or- I’m *really* curious as to how this society began, what it was like in its heyday, and how interaction with the larger galactic culture changed it.  How do the Nufurrian ‘masters’ see themselves?)

Conception.

“Don’t you get it? We don’t have to be freaks and weirdoes any more! We can take all the furries and otherkin and everybody who loves anthropomorphics and go make a world in our

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